| The three are driving in there van. Bad Guy 1: We're really supervillians now. Like... like Dr. No. Bad Guy 2: Yes, yes. back when Bond was Connery and movies were decent. Bad Guy 3: Nobody remembers Connery. I mean Roger Moore was smooth. BG2: You're insane. You're short and you're insane. BG1: I like Timothy Dalton. (---Bad Guy 2 smacks Bad Guy 1 in the back of the head---) BG1: Hey! BG2: Don't make me pull over, okay? |
Later:
| In the Back of the van surround by equipment. BG2: Connery is Bond. He had style. BG3: Yeah, Roger Moore was funny. BG2: Moonraker! The gondola turns in to a hovercraft. It's retarded. Beside the guy had like no edge. BG1: Dalton had edge. In Licence To Kill he was a rouge agent. That's edgy... And he was amazing in The Living Daylights. BG3: Yeah, which was written for Roger Moore, not Timothy Dalton. BG2: This is stupid. We're wasting time. End of discussion. (---a pause---) BG2: I mean there a shot of pigeons doing double takes as the gondola goes by! Moonraker is inexcusable! |
Still later:
| All standing in back of van confronting one another BG2: Connery is the only actor in the bunch. BG1: Timothy Dalton should get an Oscar and BEAT SEAN CONNERY OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! BG2: Okay that's it. (---fight ensues---) |
Is it just me or do these guys seem familiar? ;D
