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Crazy spunky movie plot thread


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#1 00-FAN008

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Posted 09 January 2005 - 05:48 AM

Okay okay... you think of the craziest spunkiest movie plot alive. I have one that's pretty much inspired by GTA: San Andreas. (Remember- this thread is for any plot you think is crazy and spunky! No rules- just spunk.)

Okay, there are two guys- one is a priest, the other is his "guardian angel", who happens to be played by Don Cheadle wearing a backwards cap, baggy jeans, and a jetpack. They just... run around causing havoc on a typical American city, going through ghettos and downtown streets while a freaky computer hacker (played by Tom Cruise) keeps track of them using a high-tech satelite tracking system.

Cruise: "U-use the railway system!"
Cheadle: (In a grizzly, "crazy taxi-type" tone of voice)"We tried tha' already! Can we jus... get outa this playce???"
Cruise: "There's no other way!!!"

(Priest drives the speeding black sedan down a tunnel, brushing the car against the wall and sending sparks flying as the police chase him and "jet-packing" Cheadle down the street while shooting at them.)

(Black sedan leaves the tunnel, and we see police helicopters circle the area around the train tracks. They follow the sedan as it makes a sharp right-turn into moving traffic, crashing into cars and barely avoiding pedestrians.)


Eventually, the two wind up hi-jacking a train for their own lives. A very funky situation that can only be solved through violence.

(P.S. Any tips on who should play the priest? Lol!)

#2 General A. Ourumov

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Posted 09 January 2005 - 01:37 PM

(P.S. Any tips on who should play the priest? Lol!)



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Posted 09 January 2005 - 09:06 PM

(P.S. Any tips on who should play the priest? Lol!)



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Haha! That will SO work!!!