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#1 Athena007

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 12:52 AM

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How to make an Athena007

Ingredients:
1 part success
3 parts crazyiness
1 part joy

Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!


How to make a ZenCat

5 parts competetiveness
5 parts ambition
1 part leadership

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

#2 mccartney007

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 12:56 AM

How to make a McCartney007

3 parts success
5 parts silliness
1 part leadership

Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!

#3 Dr. Tynan

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 12:58 AM

How to make a dr. tynan

Ingredients:
1 part success
3 parts courage
3 parts ego

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Ha Ha!! What the F? :)

#4 Dr. Tynan

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 01:08 AM

How to make a sensualist

Ingredients:
3 parts anger
1 part courage
3 parts ego

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired!

How to make a Ray T (Same guy, I know)

Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
3 parts self-sufficiency
1 part ego

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

#5 Qwerty

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 01:29 AM

How to make a Qwerty

Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
5 parts crazyiness
1 part joy

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion

#6 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 01:35 AM

How to make a Blofeld's Cat

Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
5 parts crazyiness

Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!

I need a drink! :)

#7 trs007

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 01:42 AM

How to make a trs007
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
3 parts arrogance
1 part ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum!

#8 00-FAN008

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 01:43 AM

Here's A mighty-fine 00-FAN008

1 part intelligence
5 parts courage
3 parts beauty

Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge! :)

#9 Jim

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 01:54 AM

A "Jim"

Whatever it is, just keep stirring.

Then stir some more.

#10 Dr. Tynan

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 02:00 AM

Don't be mad Jim :)

How to make a jim

Ingredients:
1 part pride
3 parts arrogance
1 part energy

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little wisdom if desired!

#11 Jim

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 02:10 AM

5 parts arrogance.

Otherwise, that's a "Jim". Make sure you add sufficient bitters.

#12 Double-Oh-Zero

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 02:53 AM

How to make a Double-Oh-Zero:

Ingredients:
5 parts success
3 parts silliness
5 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Hmm...

I just thought it would have involved bunging together some lemon juice, vinegar and salt in a pint glass.

#13 Xenobia

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 03:37 AM

This is scary in how right this is:

Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
1 part crazyiness
1 part ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

I can be melancholy, and I do have a salty tongue.

-- Xenobia

#14 Baron Samendi

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 12:20 PM

How to make a Baron Samendi

1 part success
1 part crazyiness
3 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness

Oh-kay..............

#15 SnakeEyes

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 04:08 PM

How to make a SnakeEyes

Ingredients:
3 parts success
1 part courage
5 parts leadership

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass.
Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt.
Yum! (ed: Yuck.)

#16 Max Zorin

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 07:20 PM

Ooo, a bandwagon. I'll just hop on!

How to make a Max Zorin

Ingredients:
5 parts pride
5 parts silliness
1 part ego

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Seems a bit short on ego...but the silliness is just about right.

#17 Joyce Carrington

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 08:44 PM

Interesting. Scarily interesting. Indeed, pretty accurate.

How to make a Joyce Carrington:

Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
5 parts brilliance
1 part empathy

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness.

#18 SPECTRE ASSASSIN

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 08:52 PM

How to make a SPECTRE ASSASSIN

Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts crazyiness
1 part joy

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!

:)

#19 MI-6 Director

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 10:02 PM

How to make a MI-6 Director

Ingredients:

3 parts competetiveness
5 parts courage
3 parts leadership

Method:

Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy!

#20 Bryce (003)

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 12:15 AM

The Bryce (003):

1 part Pride
3 parts Self-Sufficency
5 parts Instinct

Layer in a shot glass and add a bit of caring if desired.

Heh-Heh - Just about right. I take pride in being the Bond fan I am. I'm totally about being self sufficent and when it comes down to the major decisions in my life, I go with my gut (and on occasion, my heart).

Hence, if you're not your own person, a tag along rather than a leader and have to constantly ask for opinions...Well...You can't drink with me. :)

Just for fun, I added one for 004 & I based on our nearly 20 years of adventures:

A Matt & John (aka 003 & 004)

1 part Anger (When we get interupted in the middle of a game of golf or backgammon or at the bar, we do tend to start killing everyone)
3 parts crazyness (No, Really)
1 part beauty (saving the world can be a beautiful thing)

Mix well (you know) and served cold and neat.

Cool link Athena. :)

#21 Glor (009)

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 12:43 AM

How to make a Glor 009

Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
3 parts brilliance
1 part energy

Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little wisdom if desired!

I'm not so sure about the jealousy, that doesn't normally suit me but the brilliance and energy are certainly acurate and it really isn't the same without the wisdom.

Of course this drink is best served in a custom martini glass poured from a favorite shaker that you've had for a while. Best for drinking with friends. :)

Quite an interesting link Athena.

#22 007Travis

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 01:14 AM

How to make a 007Travis

Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
1 part ambition
5 parts energy

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!

#23 freemo

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 01:30 AM

How to make a Freemo

Ingredients:
1 part pride
3 parts silliness
1 part joy

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

#24 Xenobia

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 04:19 AM

Just a note dear Mr. Bryce, and you might want to pass this on to 004 who is in a considerable amount of trouble with a certain other double-oh for forgetting their appointment at the altar....

I suggest that one part beauty be assigned to one Joyce Carrington, because sharing the world the with someone can be a beautiful thing too. :)

For those who care, going by my real name...Barbara K

Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts silliness
1 part
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!

Evidently that last part should remain a mystery. :)

-- Xenobia

#25 Qwerty

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 04:22 AM

1 part

Evidently that last part should remain a mystery. :)

-- Xenobia

LOL! You must be a working progress for them. :)

#26 Bryce (003)

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 05:20 AM

Just for fun -

A "Charles Axworthy"

5 parts Jealousy (A bit puzzled by that - but there are five Bond's)
1 part Ambition (only one?)
3 parts empathy (yeah, not everyone can "live the lifestyle")

Layer in a tall shot glass. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

Tall shot - That's me.

Lovability to taste - Well, my love-ability has never been questioned. :)

Do not overindulge - That's a lesson that should have been learned by a few. No, REALLY.

:)

#27 Xenobia

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 05:27 AM

Oh wow...so that's what "Love Potion #9" is. :)

Sorry Bryce, you walked into that one.

-- Xen

#28 Athena007

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 06:47 AM

Sorry Bryce, you walked into that one.

No... more like he was walking and all of a sudden it came and hit him in the balls.

#29 Bryce (003)

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 07:05 AM

One last addition - and with the permission of the lady in question:

A "Flicka" -

3 parts jealousy (Only towards a few of the Bond girls she's met...Because she'd like to have been one herself)
5 parts silliness (given her climbing abilities late at night, that's an obvious factor)
5 parts instinct (much like myself, the lady goes with her gut and thinks on her feet).

Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness. (She certainly has that after the "death march" in Florida)

She laughed out loud when I gave her the results over the phone and added: "I'm a kick-a** spy chick, but I'll always be a "Bryce Girl" over a "Bond Girl" - Let him find his own."

Gotta love her.

#30 Bryce (003)

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 07:10 AM

Oh wow...so that's what "Love Potion #9" is. :)

Sorry Bryce, you walked into that one.

-- Xen

Actually, my potion number is 69. :)

I may have walked into whatever, but I fail to see the gag.

:)