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[Qwerty]

Well, there's this...

http://news.bbc.co.u...cas/3903967.stm

And all over a bit of alcohol.

[Jim]

Could just be a croc of ****

OK, that was very poor.

[Qwerty]

And to even get charged for owning the dmaned thing.

[1q2w3e4r]

Pretty sure the guy didn't get caught, funny non the less. Aussies and Poms will probably appriciate it more.

A guy comes home after a hard day at work, puts the car in the garage, walks up to the front door and finds it unlocked. So he goes inside and thinks everything is fine, nothing seems to be missing and there is nothing thrown about and no mess anywhere. So he goes to the fridge, gets a beer and goes to sit down in front of the tv. Except it's gone. He goes through the rest of the house and concludes only the tv is missing, not the dvd, jewlerly, video anything else.

So he begins thinking about getting himself a new tv and looks at a few brochers. Anyway before he can do anything about it, as he's going to work one morning as he opens the front door there's his tv sitting there. He wonder's why or how it got there and he notices theres a piece of paper attached.

"Sorry I stole your tv but the cricket test was on and I didn't have one. Here it is back again, sorry for the trouble"

[Athena007]

[Qwerty]

I was going to say that Athena....but I thought it might not be the best idea, as Brosnan's rumoured to visit this site.

[Athena007]

Well... he knows I'm playing
You on the other hand he might attack. j/k

[Qwerty]

You on the other hand he might attack.

*Loads super-powered cap gun*

[Johnboy007]

I think this one may take the cake:

Man Shoots Self in Groin, is Arrested.

[Qwerty]

Who would actually have a gun that way?!?



I guess I can understand if you're drunk, but that has to be one of the stupidest...

[Johnboy007]

Tigger Acquitted on Sex Charges

[Qwerty]

Tigger Acquitted on Sex Charges

I saw that on the news last night and this morning as well.