"I've always tried to teach you two things:"
Has he? In the 36 years between FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE and TWINE, I'm not sure we've seen Q "try" to "teach" Bond anything apart from the importance of treating his equipment with respect.
"Never let them see you bleed...."
Okay, what does that actually mean? Does it translate as: "Don't let the enemy see that you're wounded"? Is that advice not rather, well, obvious? A little like: "Don't forget to keep breathing air, 007, otherwise you'll die"? After nearly four decades, this is one of Q's two big grains of wisdom????
"....and always have an escape route."
Now, this is just getting silly. Since when has it been Q's business to teach Bond about escape routes?
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Is Q not actually on the point of retirement in TWINE, but on the point of being fired for senile dementia?