First is the worst
The Random Thread of Randomness
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, Feb 15 2004 12:23 AM
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#2641
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Posted 08 August 2006 - 08:02 PM
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Posted 08 August 2006 - 09:51 PM
Love is in the ear...
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 01:53 AM
Do ghosts ever change their clothes?
It must get dusty...
does anyone know the answer?
It must get dusty...
does anyone know the answer?
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 02:19 AM
Pi squared.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 03:03 AM
Where'd you put it? Did the dog get to it again?
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 03:23 AM
Oh. Dear...
#2647
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 03:49 AM
Thanks, but no thanks.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 03:57 AM
Where's the paint?
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 04:03 AM
Simon: " Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, give me your pies.. or I'll cave your head in!! You see Bonwit's was just to make sure I had your attention! Is there a detective named McClane there? "
Inspector Cobb: " He's on suspension"
Simon: " No Walter, he's not.. not today!! "
Inspector Cobb: " He's on suspension"
Simon: " No Walter, he's not.. not today!! "
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 04:06 AM
How many are traveling to St. Ives?
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 04:12 AM
Bond: Sorry for the rude awakening...
Raul: You rattled that little quip off pretty fast, no?
Bond: When you spend several months being tortured in North Korea, you have time to think of these things in advance.
Raul: Yo Mama! There Mr. Bond, now you have one less to use! Hah!
Bond: But I can get others to use it still, right?
Raul: Well, yes...
Raul: You rattled that little quip off pretty fast, no?
Bond: When you spend several months being tortured in North Korea, you have time to think of these things in advance.
Raul: Yo Mama! There Mr. Bond, now you have one less to use! Hah!
Bond: But I can get others to use it still, right?
Raul: Well, yes...
Edited by The Richmond Spy, 09 August 2006 - 04:13 AM.
#2652
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 04:15 AM
I got a licence to kill, and you know I'm goin' straight for your heart.
#2653
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 04:24 AM
Nothing Fails
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 04:31 AM
Sparkling 'round my little finger.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 07:15 AM
Merry go-round.
#2656
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 01:57 PM
Shuffle up and deal.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 04:55 PM
At le ast I'm not eating anybody else's cookies.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 11:24 PM
The U.S.S. Lollipop? I am not familiar with that vessel.
#2659
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 11:25 PM
This thread scares me.
Seriously.
Seriously.
#2660
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 11:32 PM
McClane: " Luggage? That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me, you know what that is? Its a porcelain gun, made in Germany. Doesn't show up on your airport X-ray machines and it costs more than you make in a month!! "
Lorenzo: " You'd be surprised what I make in a month!! "
McClane: " If it's more than $1.98 I'd be very surprised!! "
Lorenzo: " You'd be surprised what I make in a month!! "
McClane: " If it's more than $1.98 I'd be very surprised!! "
#2661
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 11:37 PM
I gotta hide from you people.
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 01:44 AM
Georgia
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 03:30 AM
Jinx: "Yo Mama! And she wanted me to tell you that shes really disappointed in you."
Zao: "Really, my mother? Well that changes everything.![[censored]](https://debrief.commanderbond.net/topic/14166-the-random-thread-of-randomness/style_emoticons/default/censored.gif)
Mr. Kil, I've got to get back to North Korea...I have some explaining to do."
Mr. Kil: "Good luck Zao, I'll inform Graves."
Zao: "Really, my mother? Well that changes everything.
Mr. Kil, I've got to get back to North Korea...I have some explaining to do."Mr. Kil: "Good luck Zao, I'll inform Graves."
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 04:24 AM
JINX! You got some 'splainin' to do!
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 02:02 PM
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 06:31 PM
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 06:40 PM
Em hmm.
#2668
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 06:52 PM
I want to save the world just once!
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 07:47 PM
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#2670
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 08:04 PM
Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
The voice is speaking.
The voice is speaking.