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[TITAN]

as of today scientists and physics experts say that its physically impossible for Bumble bees to fly considering the way they're built. yet they fly around every day. Did you know bumble bees can sting you, and apparently as many times as they want without dying? thats just crazy!

[killkenny kid]

goodnite.

[Matt_13]

Salad dressing is the milk of the infidel!!!

[Tanger]

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

Bob Kelso. Nice to meet you.

[Quartermaster007]

Now here's an interesting fact: Did you know that the first bicycle invented in the late 18th century and early 19th century had a larger wheel in the front and a smaller wheel in the back?

[Agent 76]

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris

[Gabe Vieira]

Man, what happened to this place?

[Joyce Carrington]

Now here's an interesting fact: Did you know that the first bicycle invented in the late 18th century and early 19th century had a larger wheel in the front and a smaller wheel in the back?

Absolutely.

[Matt_13]

Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris walked on Jesus.

[killkenny kid]

Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris walked on Jesus.

oh my.

[Quartermaster007]

I have colorized the moon.

[Tanger]

What has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap?

Bob Kelso. I thought we'd met?

[Matt_13]

Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin Islands, when he came back, they were just called The Islands.

[killkenny kid]

Fetch what?

[Qwerty]

Run.

[Johnboy007]

Did you say?

[Quartermaster007]

You won't get no desert until you clean up your plate so.... EAT IT!


EAT IT!

Just Eat It!

Get yourself an egg and beat it!

[Matt_13]

When Chuck Norris goes to a blood drive he asks for a gun and a bucket.

[Quartermaster007]

Erm.

[killkenny kid]

AROD.

[Quartermaster007]

Mr. President, do not touch that button.

[Gabe Vieira]

The Seven Words You Can't Say In Kindergarten.













Evolution

[Quartermaster007]

[Tanger]

Censored

[Quartermaster007]

I....I...... don't know what to say.

[Quartermaster007]

Why are you looking at me with that zombie-like look on your face? Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt. I wore my bib. Ahh my secret bib!

[Quartermaster007]

'How I know you're gay', from The 40-Year-Old Virgin.

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when *balls* are in my face".
Cal: That's *gay*?

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your tastes like .

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: Because you're gay so you can tell who the gay people are.

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How to know if you have a gay, according to Family Guy.

If you ask a man 'What is your favourite Madonna song?' and their answer is anything other than, 'I don't listen to Madonna', you have a gay.

If there is acid running through their veins, you have a gay.

Edited by Quartermaster007, 19 June 2006 - 10:28 PM.

[killkenny kid]

Its too damn hot.

[Tanger]

Culture mate.

[Quartermaster007]

I don't even have to think about it think about it.

welcome to the the jungle.