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#2161 Tanger

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 11:52 AM

39. Good grief

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 11:53 AM

38. Same difference

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 11:55 AM

37. Almost exactly

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 12:00 PM

35. Sanitary landfill

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 12:01 PM

34. Alone together

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 12:07 PM

33. Legally drunk

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 12:08 PM

32. Silent scream

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 12:10 PM

31. Living dead

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 12:13 PM

30. Small crowd

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 12:15 PM

29. Business ethics

#2171 Tanger

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 12:16 PM

28. Soft rock

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 12:20 PM

27. Butt head










26. Military intelligence










25. Software documentation










24. New classic










23. Sweet sorrow










22. Child Proof










21. "Now, then ..."










20. Synthetic natural gas










19. Passive aggression










18. Taped live










17. Clearly misunderstood










16. Peace force










15. Extinct life










14. Temporary tax increase










13. Computer jock










12. Plastic glasses










11. Terribly pleased










10. Computer security










9. Political science










8. Tight slacks










7. Definitely maybe










6. Pretty ugly










5. Twelve-ounce pound cake










4. Diet ice cream










3. Working vacation











2. Exact estimate










1. Microsoft Works

#2173 killkenny kid

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 12:47 PM

Madonna.

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 12:53 PM

Wait a second, I think that was spaming. I hate it when people do that.

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 01:38 PM

Wait a second, I think that was spaming. I hate it when people do that.

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Thank you.

#2176 killkenny kid

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 01:41 PM

Da Bears.

#2177 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 02:23 PM

Wait a second, I think that was spaming. I hate it when people do that.

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Thank you.

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Sorry :tup: I've been a good boy lately, haven't I?

#2178 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 02:29 PM

Here are a few more oxymorons that I like.

New York Culture (Sorry, but hey, come on guys...)

Happily Married

Canadian Army

Government Worker

Educational Television

An the biggest, all time, number one, oyxmoron ever: Rap Music

#2179 killkenny kid

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 03:30 PM

Here are a few more oxymorons that I like.

New York Culture (Sorry, but hey, come on guys...)

Happily Married

Canadian Army

Government Worker

Educational Television

An the biggest, all time, number one, oyxmoron ever: Rap Music

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Wow, New York envy. :tup:

#2180 killkenny kid

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 03:50 PM

I'm watching 24, Kim Bauer is the biggest waste of time in the history of television.

#2181 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 04:56 PM

Here are a few more oxymorons that I like.

New York Culture (Sorry, but hey, come on guys...)

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Wow, New York envy. :tup:

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New York envy my thing-that-I'm-sitting-on-and-I-don't-mean-the-chair!

In the words of Peter Griffin, "Jets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck!"

#2182 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 04:59 PM

I'm watching 24, Kim Bauer is the biggest waste of time in the history of television.

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What would you rather watch. Kim Bauer fighting a Mountain Lion, or Jack Bauer taking a dump? :tup:

#2183 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 11:22 PM

Tommy: What did God sound like?
Mickey: Tom Hanks.
Tommy: Figures.

#2184 Agent 76

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 11:29 PM

"Dawn: David, this is Ray and Jude from... I'm sorry, I've forgotten where you're from.
Ray: Cooper & Webb.
David Brent: Who's Cooper and who's Webb?
Ray: Neither of us.
David Brent: I bet you get that all the time.
Ray: No. "

#2185 Bond111

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 02:06 AM

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#2186 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 02:17 AM

:tup:[CENSORED]DAMNIT!!! YOU HAVE TO BE [CENSORED]ING KIDDING ME!!! [CENSORED]ING CRAP!!! AGH!!! :D YOU MANNING!!!

#2187 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 02:19 AM

ComplimentsOfSharky, if you get to this some time Monday night, I'm just telling you that I'm not going to be here and you can find me huddeled up in the corner crying and swearing.

#2188 Matt O'S oo4

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 05:23 AM

Odd.

What's that smell.

*checks shoes*

Nope.

Heeyyyy.

006!!!

That's the kind of scent that could end a marriage.

ack.

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#2189 Qwerty

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 05:30 AM

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LOL Tim! :tup: :D

#2190 Matt O'S oo4

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 07:45 AM

Wait!!

Just hold on a second.

Ah.

That's better.

Got it.

*clink - clink*

Nothing like having plenty of ice.

Oops.

Sorry.

You were saying?

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