The Random Thread of Randomness
#1681
Posted 23 October 2005 - 06:10 PM
#1682
Posted 23 October 2005 - 06:11 PM
#1683
Posted 23 October 2005 - 06:56 PM
#1684
Posted 23 October 2005 - 07:00 PM
#1686
Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:01 PM
#1688
Posted 23 October 2005 - 10:46 PM
#1689
Posted 24 October 2005 - 01:30 AM
#1690
Posted 24 October 2005 - 01:24 PM
#1691
Posted 24 October 2005 - 02:12 PM
#1692
Posted 24 October 2005 - 02:39 PM
#1693
Posted 25 October 2005 - 12:10 PM
#1694
Posted 25 October 2005 - 01:57 PM
#1695
Posted 25 October 2005 - 02:01 PM
#1696
Posted 25 October 2005 - 03:32 PM
David Weathers. What. Are. You. Doing!?
#1697
Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:40 PM
#1698
Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:42 PM
#1699
Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:42 PM
Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen?
#1700
Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:46 PM
#1701
Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:49 PM
#1702
Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:52 PM
#1704
Posted 26 October 2005 - 02:41 AM
Greatest freakin' album ever! I recommend it to any fan of any kind of Rock music.
#1705
Posted 26 October 2005 - 02:50 AM
#1706
Posted 26 October 2005 - 02:56 AM
I love these bastards - as many of you could tell.
#1707
Posted 26 October 2005 - 03:24 AM
[exits]
#1708
Posted 26 October 2005 - 04:18 AM
Too much of a good thing may be bad but not enough of a good thing is even worse.
Rough drafts of famous sayings:
1. The way to a person's heart is through the rib cage, though you will need a bonesaw, and don't forget to wear gloves.
2. There's no such thing as a free lunch unless yuou enter the resteraunt, grab something off the plate of the first person you see and run out as fast as you can.
If dogs could speak, the Westminster dog show would be canceled due to the pooches eating their owners.
Pets may truly own their owners but at least dogs have the decency to make the owners think it's the other way around.
If Mother Goose wrote a fairy tale that really stunk up the joint, what would be her reaction to hearing that it "really laid an egg"?
#1709
Posted 26 October 2005 - 04:26 AM
#1710
Posted 26 October 2005 - 11:48 AM
Actually the best way to a person's heart is a knife through their left Armpit because the heart is only a few inches away from the skin and there are wide gaps in the rib cage there, so always aim for the left armpit. I'm dead serious. Don't ask how I know that.1. The way to a person's heart is through the rib cage, though you will need a bonesaw, and don't forget to wear gloves.