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[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Gabe you think that schedule is good, wait until college.

Monday/Wednesday/Friday

Intro to Liberal Arts 2-3
Intro to Political Science 310-410

Tuesday/Thursday
Religions of Southeast Asia 11-1230
Speech 2-3 (get out of there in a half an hour sometimes)

[Gabe Vieira]

Oh yeah, Cheesecake!

[killkenny kid]

The Yanks rock.

[Gabe Vieira]

Like my sig says, Jesus hates the Yankees. Sorry, That's not even mine. I got it from a shirt, but it's a good line.

[Gabe Vieira]

Ah, wa!

[Gabe Vieira]

This is my thread, everybody get out!

[Gabe Vieira]

What the hell!? Don't you tell me that- are you serious!? No! WHAT!!?? He told me that- no you didn't! See, if you said that then- wait, then you hand to know, right? YES!? Oh, I already knew that! You didn't have to say- NO, I told you right before we got in the car, dude. I was sitting right next to you. Now how did he found out! That's what that meant? Well, THAT'S why I called the cops. All you had to say to him was "I already knew about last night," and we wouldn't be in Kentucky right now. You bastards.

[Gabe Vieira]

All around the Country and the Coast,
People always say, What do you like most.
I dont like to brag, I don't like to boast,
I always tell them, I like toast.

YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!

I get up in the morning about 6 a.m.,
Have a little jelly, Have a little jam.
Take a piece of bread, Put it in the slot,
Push down the lever and the wires get hot.
I get toast.

YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!

Now there's no secert to toasting prefection,
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.
Push it to the dark or the light if it pops too soon press down again,
Make toast.

YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!

When the first caveman drove in from the drags,
Didn't know what would got with the bacon and the eggs.
Must've been a genius got it in his head,
Plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread.
Make toast.

YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!

Ah oui monsiuer bonjour cacette,
Ah huh cresent au vous avec.
Maurice a Viler, Eiffel Tower,
Ah oui marie, bagette un flour.

FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!
YEAHHHHHH TOAST
TOAST

[Obiwan]

Texas is beating Texas Tech Dang it!!!!

[Joyce Carrington]

Can't go wrong with toast.

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Nope quite tasty.



I like wheat myself.

[Gabe Vieira]

Dennis Hoppers' comentary track on Easy Rider is an hour-and-a-half of him going "I don't remember that!"

[Gabe Vieira]

POWER RANGERS: DINO THUNDER!!!

[Gabe Vieira]

My name is Oliver Dah Gee Hee Mahuba Jones.

[Agent 76]

[Gabe Vieira]

Ah, yes.

[Gabe Vieira]

Ah Boogah, Boogah, Boo.

[Gabe Vieira]

Dude, you are not trying to vomit on me!

[Gabe Vieira]

I got your number, I'll steal your thunder, I got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm.

[Gabe Vieira]

People go to sleep sometimes.

[Gabe Vieira]

La curandera is the young girl, in a linen dress, in a linen dress of white.

She dances on black sand in the night, in her linen dress, in her linen dress of white.

[Gabe Vieira]

What are the Hell is a Dude Egg!?

[Gabe Vieira]

Hay-Zeus Crees-ta!

[Gabe Vieira]

This is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

[Gabe Vieira]

In a blue leather vest.

[Gabe Vieira]

Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
When your time comes, nothing hurts.
Everything is beautiful, so it goes.

[Gabe Vieira]

Dude, this is over butt-holes.

[Gabe Vieira]

Billionaires go to sleep too. - Tim O'Conner

[Gabe Vieira]

Phil and Vince are gods.

[Gabe Vieira]

It's-a me, a-Mario!