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The Random Thread of Randomness
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Tanger
, Feb 15 2004 12:23 AM
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 05:37 AM
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 07:16 AM
Welcome?
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Posted 16 October 2005 - 05:11 AM
Mrs. Peel, we're needed.
#1474
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Posted 16 October 2005 - 08:30 AM
Fun, anyone?
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Posted 16 October 2005 - 07:23 PM
KABLA! KABLA! KABLA!
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Posted 16 October 2005 - 08:16 PM
AAAAAAAGH!!! [censored]ING MADDOX!!! WHERE WAS THE BUS!!! [censored]DAMNIT!!! AAAAAAAGH!!!
#1477
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Posted 16 October 2005 - 08:37 PM
What?
#1478
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Posted 16 October 2005 - 08:38 PM
AAAAAAAGH!!! [censored]ING MADDOX!!! WHERE WAS THE BUSS!!! [censored]DAMNIT!!! AAAAAAAGH!!!
#1479
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Posted 16 October 2005 - 08:42 PM
"If nothing we do means anything, then the only thing that means something is what we do."
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 12:06 AM
The media. 
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 12:56 AM
All I did, was go to the loo.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 05:02 AM
It's not a mistake if you planned it ahead of time.
#1484
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 05:14 AM
Hey, it's alright to lie to the government.
#1485
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 05:26 AM
Hey, it's alright to lie to the government.
...they are lying to us anyway.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:00 AM
Can I see it too?
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 08:37 AM
Would be slightly more convincing if the shadow of the street sign didn't go under the letters.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 03:57 PM
Where is ComplimentsOfSharky? He'll back me up on this.AAAAAAAGH!!! [censored]ING MADDOX!!! WHERE WAS THE BUS!!! [censored]DAMNIT!!! AAAAAAAGH!!!
#1489
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:52 PM
Everything in moderation. Including moderation.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 07:48 PM
Cassie+ No+ Roy+ Al= the new Bond movie!! 
#1491
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:19 PM
The last person who got a speeding ticket in New York City was the guy who crashed his plane into the Empire State Buliding in 1938.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:26 PM
I mean Stevie Ray Vaughn is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter?
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:28 PM
I can sum up that movie in two seconds: I'm drunk I'm nobody, I'm drunk I'm famous, I'm drunk I'm ![[censored]](https://debrief.commanderbond.net/topic/14166-the-random-thread-of-randomness/style_emoticons/default/censored.gif)
ing dead. That's the movie! Big Fat Dead Guy in a Bathtub, there's your title.
ing dead. That's the movie! Big Fat Dead Guy in a Bathtub, there's your title.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:32 PM
You can get frappuccino, rappuccino, mochaccino, chocauccino, cappuccino, Al Pacino, what the !?
!?
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:43 PM
I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Hey anybody got some asprin, I think I have a cold."
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:46 PM
I think Billy Martin said it best when he said "Hey, I can drive!"
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:49 PM
I think Mama Cass said it best when she said "Ahgk Ahgk Ahgggggk!"
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:50 PM
Okay Denis Leary!! lol.. *spits out beer!* Cranberry Ale!!! Cranberry Nut Crunch F*@#in' Ale!!! Let me tell you folks, cranberries and beer do NOT go together!! One's for bladder infections, one's for getting drunk!!!
*spits out beer!* Cranberry Ale!!! Cranberry Nut Crunch F*@#in' Ale!!! Let me tell you folks, cranberries and beer do NOT go together!! One's for bladder infections, one's for getting drunk!!!
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:55 PM
Some people say that life sucks, and then you die. I disagree. I think life sucks, then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission. You look good you feel good, you're going great, and all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And one day you step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln Center and bang, you get hit by a bus. And then, maybe, you die.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:57 PM
They say marijuana leads to other drugs. No it doesn't, it leads to ing carpentry. That's the problem, folks. People getting high going, "Wow man, this box would make an excellent bong! This guy's head would make an excellent bong!" Relax! That's why I stopped doing drugs in the first place. Not because I didn't like 'em, but because I didn't want to build anything,
ing carpentry. That's the problem, folks. People getting high going, "Wow man, this box would make an excellent bong! This guy's head would make an excellent bong!" Relax! That's why I stopped doing drugs in the first place. Not because I didn't like 'em, but because I didn't want to build anything,