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#631 Agent 76

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Posted 03 October 2004 - 10:34 AM

another pack:

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#632 00-FAN008

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Posted 03 October 2004 - 10:21 PM

delete post.

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#633 Agent 76

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Posted 13 October 2004 - 12:07 AM

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amazing comic book art , by DC Comics artists.

#634 Tanger

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Posted 15 October 2004 - 02:45 PM

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#635 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 15 October 2004 - 07:29 PM

Holy Crap! :) That had to have hurt. I can feel mt own skull cracking open just my watching that.

#636 Tim007

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Posted 17 October 2004 - 11:02 AM

Not sure that this was mentioned earlier in this thread, but I'm pretty sure you all know the flash movie "This land is my land" from JibJab.com.

In case you don't:

[url="http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=this_land&preplay=1&ratingBar=off","play_this_land","height=520,width=635,alwaysLowered=0,alwaysRaised=0,channelmode=0,dependent=1,directories=0,fullscreen=0,hotkeys=1,location=0,menubar=0,resizable=0,scrollbars=0,status=0,titlebar=0,toolbar=0,z-lock=0,screenX=0,screeny=0,left=160,top=100"]Posted Image[/url]


Anyway, the two guys from JibJacb recently released another flsh called "Good to be in D.C." which is quite as good as the other one :) Spot Arnie and Saddam Hussein :)

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#637 MI-6 Director

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Posted 18 October 2004 - 10:56 PM

I heard the new jibjab cartoon premiered on Jay Leno. Pretty good introduction for the animators.

#638 The_Mole

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Posted 19 October 2004 - 01:56 PM

The wonderful thing about chickens
is that chickens are wonderful things.
Their tongues are made of asbestos
and their legs are made of rings!

#639 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 20 October 2004 - 02:56 AM

The wonderful thing about chickens
is that chickens are wonderful things.
Their tongues are made of asbestos
and their legs are made of rings!

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And according to On Her Majesty’s Secret Service they have voices as well. :)

#640 The_Mole

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Posted 20 October 2004 - 05:07 PM

We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
Now piss off back to Hell!

I haven't eaten anything since 1984, when they arrived to take me back.

Pseudo Surround isn't as good as Dolby Digital. Get a good sound system, man!

Q: What did the man with x-ray eyes say to the man with an axe in his chest?

A: [kreuger]Welcome to Prime Time, Bitch![/kreuger]

Has anyone ever noticed that with all the drug references in today's film marketing, a famous video game character, Super Mario, eats magic mushrooms to grow big and strong? Then, to make matters worse, when he finds some marajiuana, he can throw fireballs. Now that's what I call burnt out!

Drugs are bad. As is sticking forks into plug sockets, or jumping from tall buildings. On average, a lot of pain is caused through human stupidity.

I was laughing the other day.

...You were expecting me to continue with that?

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#641 Tim007

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Posted 20 October 2004 - 10:41 PM

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(Austrian Village, sign says: "PLEASE, not that fast!" :) )

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And last but not least a special one for Agent_76 :) :
http://pics.unf-unf....ia/10/spain.jpg

#642 MI-6 Director

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Posted 21 October 2004 - 01:38 AM

Cells

FARGO, N.D.

#643 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 21 October 2004 - 08:15 AM

Some really great pix there Tim. :)

As it'll soon be Halloween....


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#644 Athena007

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 09:52 PM

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#645 Xenia_Onatopp

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 10:15 PM

Attached File  269.gif   15.39KB   16 downloads1. Vampire Halloween Party

2. Halloween joke:

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another one, and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the :) out of a ghost".

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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#646 Mr J Bond

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Posted 31 October 2004 - 05:20 PM

Happy Halloween!!!!

#647 Qwerty

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Posted 31 October 2004 - 05:28 PM

Attached File  269.gif   15.39KB   16 downloads1. Vampire Halloween Party

2. Halloween joke: 

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another one, and stayed put. 

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the :) out of a ghost".

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Please just don't skirt the auto-censor. :)

#648 Emilio_Largo_

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Posted 02 November 2004 - 12:41 AM

This thread really is random!

#649 Qwerty

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Posted 02 November 2004 - 01:00 AM

Welcome to CBn, Emilio Largo!

#650 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 02 November 2004 - 04:46 PM

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! SAVE THE SPACE GOATS!!! THE GHOSTBUSTERS WILL SAVE US!!!

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I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family...

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :D :) :) :) :D :) :D :) :)

THAT'S RANDOM!!!

#651 MI-6 Director

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Posted 02 November 2004 - 05:45 PM

Just to balance things out and all in good spirit... :)


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#652 The_Mole

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Posted 03 November 2004 - 05:47 PM

How many politicians does it take to change the light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, thousands to provide the spin.

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save me from... FREDDY!

#653 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 06 November 2004 - 05:51 AM

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Don't ask, for the love of God don't ask.

#654 Agent 76

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Posted 06 November 2004 - 11:49 AM

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#655 MI-6 Director

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Posted 09 November 2004 - 06:40 PM

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#656 Agent 76

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Posted 10 November 2004 - 10:08 PM

what it could have been if Tom Welling was Superman/Clark Kent in the upcoming "Superman Returns" . :)

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#657 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 27 November 2004 - 07:22 PM

Wow. This is the most random thing I have ever seen.

http://www.albinobla...h/jamezbond.php

#658 The_Mole

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Posted 30 November 2004 - 04:59 PM

More random than that out there.

Go to weebls-stuff.com, look for 'Scampi' under Toons.

#659 The_Mole

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Posted 30 November 2004 - 05:01 PM

Or the increasingly disturbing "Salad Fingers", also on Weebls.

'I like rusty spooooooons....'

#660 Tanger

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Posted 17 December 2004 - 01:56 AM

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