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[danslittlefinger]

Bond, Brooke Bond

"Peking?"
"No, but I had a jolly good look".

[Gabe Vieira]

[Kilroy6644]

This little town in Russia had few people and just one milk cow. The cow died and the people went out looking for a replacement. They found two. One in Minsk and one in Moscow. As Minsk was closer, they got the cow from there.
Since a cow needs to produce progeny to lactate, they brought in a bull from a neighboring schtettle to do the deed. He would approach her from the left and she would move to the right. He would approach from the right and she would move to the left. This continued throughout the day, into the night and through the next day.
The town's people were perplexed and went to the Rabbi to ask an answer. They told him that when the bull came from the left, the cow would go right and when the bull came from the right the cow would go left.
The Rabbi thought for less than a moment and stated, "You bought the cow in Minsk."
The people were astounded at the Rabbi's wisdom. "How did you know?" they asked. He replied, "My wife is from Minsk."

[Tybre]

This article made me smile.

[Cruiserweight]

I can't be bothered to post links,videos,or pics
I'm here to eat pie & post a few posts & then leave.

[danslittlefinger]

"What is a jockstrap?"
"A nut-case"

[danslittlefinger]

Keep Cadbury's British!

http://www.dailymail...late-giant.html

[Jose]

[sharpshooter]

My university results went up today for my Bachelor of Communications, majoring in Journalism. Passed all this semesters units with distinctions and high distinctions - I’m graduating in January. Just ordered my regalia. It was a three year course and I graduated from it in that time.

I’ve also been accepted into secondary English teaching. They want young male teachers, so I thought I’d get in. And I wrote a persuasive entry letter, so that would have helped my cause. Good thing is, I don’t have to do the four years the course usually takes. The course I just completed links into it, so I just have to do one year. It’s essentially putting four years into one. It's going to be full on, but I know I can do it.

[Cruiserweight]

Am i wearing pants?

[danslittlefinger]

Am i wearing pants?

I bloody hope so or else I'm not posting again.

My university results went up today for my Bachelor of Communications, majoring in Journalism. Passed all this semesters units with distinctions and high distinctions - I’m graduating in January. Just ordered my regalia. It was a three year course and I graduated from it in that time.

I’ve also been accepted into secondary English teaching. They want young male teachers, so I thought I’d get in. And I wrote a persuasive entry letter, so that would have helped my cause. Good thing is, I don’t have to do the four years the course usually takes. The course I just completed links into it, so I just have to do one year. It’s essentially putting four years into one. It's going to be full on, but I know I can do it.

Well done. Of course you can do it. Piece of cake right?

[Cruiserweight]

I didn't bother to check.
I still don't know if i'm wearing pants.

[danslittlefinger]

I didn't bother to check.
I still don't know if i'm wearing pants.

If in doubt, stay indoors.

Wise words.

[Cruiserweight]

Do track pants count?

[Tybre]

[danslittlefinger]

Do track pants count?

Ok, TMI.

[Cruiserweight]

Do track pants count?

Ok, TMI.

Track pants are work out pants.
How is that tmi?

[danslittlefinger]

Do track pants count?

Ok, TMI.

Track pants are work out pants.
How is that tmi?

[0024]

This may be random: Is it strange that when I saw the poster for 'Date Night' I thought of 'QoS'?

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[Cruiserweight]

I'm awesome
You my friend are not.

[danslittlefinger]

Tiger, P Diddy, Kayne West, Beyonce vs Bond





SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[0024]

Tiger, P Diddy, Kayne West, Beyonce vs Bond





SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To quote 'TND,' "Very nobel," or "Very novel." Have to check that later...

[elizabeth]

i'm getting my braces off in 4 weeks! and i'm leaving for new england on sunday! i'm ing excited!

[Cruiserweight]

i'm getting my braces off in 4 weeks! and i'm leaving for new england on sunday! i'm ing excited!

Don't forget the clam chowder!

[Tybre]

http://www.archive.o...ails/BoI09_Chav

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Today I watched 5 Bond movies! OHMSS, The Spy Who Loved Me, Goldfinger, Goldeneye and Casino Royale. I was going to watch Licence To Kill but I'm tired and have to be up pretty early to go to my parents' house tomorrow.

[DamnCoffee]

Urghhh.

[Cruiserweight]

[danslittlefinger]

[Gabe Vieira]

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