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			Posted 26 July 2009 - 12:03 AM
I'll be safer then the air.
			
				
					
						
					
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			Posted 26 July 2009 - 11:05 PM
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			Posted 27 July 2009 - 10:59 PM

A helmet in the hand is worth more than Sarah Jane in the bush.
 
					
					
			
				
					
						
					
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			Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:38 PM
"Oh Lovely, I could eat a horse!"
"Well.. it's your lucky day!"
			
				
					
						
					
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			Posted 28 July 2009 - 01:21 AM

"Beans, beans, they're good for your heart.
the more you eat 'em, the more you f a r t
The more you f a r t, the better you feel...
eat those beans at every meal!"
			
				
					
						
					
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			Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:32 PM
Dame Judi Dench was on her way to work on some new project and was hurrying across the street when she was nearly hit by a taxi. Cab driver rolls down his window and calls her a stupid certain-foul-word-that-starts-with-a-C. Her response was, "That's Dame
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			Posted 28 July 2009 - 10:44 PM
Oh man, I just heard something great.
Dame Judi Dench was on her way to work on some new project and was hurrying across the street when she was nearly hit by a taxi. Cab driver rolls down his window and calls her a stupid certain-foul-word-that-starts-with-a-C. Her response was, "That's Dameto you"
 That's our Judy!!!!
 That's our Judy!!!!
					
					
			
				
					
						
					
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			Posted 31 July 2009 - 07:19 PM
Am I wearing pants?
 
					
					
			
				
					
						
					
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			Posted 07 August 2009 - 12:53 AM
Me and My friends saw an episode the other day, which involved Angela Lansbury looking at an old woman with this massive hat on, (she was a suspect) and I said "hahah she wants the hat" and just as I said that, she took off after the woman, jumping over bushes, running through car parks, and she jumped on a motorbike and demanded the driver to follow the suspect. We also think she's an alcoholic and makes the story up in her head. "You see, I would've believed your story, but I noticed that you had the same logo on your knitwear as the suspect on the photograph!"
 
					
					
			
				
					
						
					
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