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[hcmv007]

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[hcmv007]

I love scotch!

[hcmv007]

And boobies!

[Johnboy007]

I have a windmill in my beard, your argument is invalid.

[killkenny kid]

Good to be back at CBn.

[Agent 76]

[hcmv007]

I'm typing a message here and I (Censored)ed in my pants!

[hcmv007]

Is there a lwa against driukn typing?

[killkenny kid]

Officer Ziva David is a hottie.

[Gabe Vieira]

Stood in street. Watched it burn. Imagined limbless felt torsos inside; breasts blackening; bellies smoldering; bursting into flame one by one. Watched for an hour.

Nobody got out.

Stood in firelight, sweltering bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet, and knew wht cats know that mamkes them scream like babies at night.

Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat, and God was not there. The cold suffocating dark goes on forever, and we are alone.

Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hellbound as ourselves; go into oblivion.

Existance is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose.

This rudderless world is not shapped by vauge metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them, or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us.

Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world.

Was Rorschach.

Does that answer your questions, doctor?

[Captain Tightpants]

Officer Ziva David is a hottie.

She is indeed. Ziva's the reason why I got so addicted to NCIS.

I actually have a friend that Ziva reminds me of: English is not her first language and most idioms pass her by, and while she couldn't kill me with her little finger, she does have an awesome accent. I could listen to her all day.

[killkenny kid]

Mrs. Peel, We're Needed!

[Jose]

[DamnCoffee]

LMAO.

[sharpshooter]

I went to the pictures tomorrow,
I sat in the front seat at the back;
A lady gave me some chocolate,
I ate it and gave it back.
I walked home in a taxi,
I saw a dead dog die,
I got out my knife to shoot it
And it got up and spat in my eye.

[Jose]

[Gabe Vieira]

Stood in street. Watched it burn. Imagined limbless felt torsos inside; breasts blackening; bellies smoldering; bursting into flame one by one. Watched for an hour.

Nobody got out.

Stood in firelight, sweltering bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet, and knew wht cats know that mamkes them scream like babies at night.

Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat, and God was not there. The cold suffocating dark goes on forever, and we are alone.

Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hellbound as ourselves; go into oblivion.

Existance is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose.

This rudderless world is not shapped by vauge metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them, or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us.

Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world.

Was Rorschach.

Does that answer your questions, doctor?

[Red Barchetta]

Klaatu barada nikto!

[mrsbonds_ppk]

Who Left the Fridge Open?

[DamnCoffee]

I went to the pictures tomorrow,
I sat in the front seat at the back;
A lady gave me some chocolate,
I ate it and gave it back.
I walked home in a taxi,
I saw a dead dog die,
I got out my knife to shoot it
And it got up and spat in my eye.

As Blofeld would say....
"So... Poetic!"

[Agent 76]

Remember...remember ,the 5th of November

[Mr. Blofeld]

Early in the morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced each other,
Drew their swords, and killed each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and killed the two dead boys.

[DamnCoffee]

Remember...remember ,the 5th of November

The Switzerland release date for Quantum of Solace.

[Agent 76]

[Johnboy007]

Roger Moore kitteh sez: That's detente, comrade:

[Cruiserweight]

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

http://debrief.comma...showtopic=53398

Here's a laugh:

Edited by danielcraigisjamesbond007, 09 March 2009 - 05:01 AM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

I heard there was a secret chord,
That David played, and it pleased the Lord,
But you don't really care for music, do ya?

It goes like this: The fourth, the fifth,
The minor chord and the major lift,
The baffled king composing Hallelujah...

[Cruiserweight]

ndkfndkk
If?

[Red Barchetta]

Perhaps today is a good day to die!

-old Klingon proverb