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[Blofeld's Cat]

Bofeld's Cat, there are a whole bunch of those posters at

Despair.com

Cheers for that, Glor.

I'll check it out.

[Agent 76]

Bond.....James Bond

[Gabe Vieira]

I'M RICH BE-YATCH!

[Tanger]

Nice fake legs and no feet that Connery lookalike has. Also, did you think you could get away with cutting and pasting the gadgets in?
Extremely amateurish cut and paste job. F!

[Agent 76]

Nice fake legs and no feet that Connery lookalike has. Also, did you think you could get away with cutting and pasting the gadgets in?
Extremely amateurish cut and paste job. F!

I didn't do it lollll , found on the web

[Qwerty]

The legs, or lack thereof are a nice touch.

[Gabe Vieira]

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

Edited by Gabe Vieira, 23 June 2004 - 04:12 PM.

[Gabe Vieira]

Who really killed JFK

[Agent 76]

the name's Bean...Mister Bean!

[Gabe Vieira]

[Gabe Vieira]

[Gabe Vieira]

What is the opposite of Christopher Revee?








































Christopher Walken

[Tanger]

You've just gone down a notch.

[Glor (009)]

It's a little late but I still find this amusing...

Bad Santa

Make sure you have your volume up.

[Gabe Vieira]

OK. So one day Bill Gates dies in a car crash. Next thing he knows, he is being judged by God. After about 20 minutes looking of looking over Bill's life, God says to Bill, "Well Mr. Gates, we have a problem."

"What is it?" asks Bill.
"Well, you have done a lot of good things in your life, like donating alot of money to charity. But then again you did create that piece of [Cenosred] Windows '95. I can't decide where to send you; Heaven or Hell. I know, lets do this: I'll send you to both Heaven and Hell and you decide where you want to go."
"Where to first, God?"
"Your choice." After thinking it over, Bill decided to see Hell first. Well... Hell was a white sandy beach, with clear blue water, and bright sun. Not a cloud in the sky. Lots of hot women running around in bikinis, playing volleyball. A hot dog stand, palm trees. Well Bill said "WOW! If this is Hell, I gotta see Heaven." So God Sent him to Heaven.

Heaven was what people thought it to be. A bunch of angles on clouds, drikning wine, playing harps, with a beautiful garden beneath them. Bill says: "Well, this is nice, But I like Hell better. I wanna go to Hell!" So God sends him to Hell.

Three weeks later, God decides to check up on Mr. Gates, so he looks down into Hell. He sees Bill, butt naked, chained to a wall, surrounded by fire, being tortured by devils. "God! What the Hell is this? This isn't what you showed me."

God says: "Oh, ya. Sorry 'bout that. That was the screen saver!"

[Gabe Vieira]

Here are some oxymorons:

Happily married
Microsoft Works
Holy war
Found missing
Resident alien
Minor Catastrophe
Near miss
Canadian army
Phone sex
Airline Food
Sensitive man
Government organization
Legally drunk
British fashion
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Military Intelligence
New York culture
New classic
Christian Scientists
Passive aggressive
Peace force
Extinct Life
Temporary tax increase
Computer jock
Computer security
Political science
Pretty ugly
Rap music
Religious tolerance
Honest Politician
Jumbo Shrimp
Loners Club
Postal Service

[Gabe Vieira]

Test Yourself : Are you a Neanderthal?

1. Do your eyebrows meet in the middle? +5
2. Can you lock your knees in an upright position? -5
3. Got a chin? If the answer is no, +3
4. How about a forehead? If not, +3
5. Is it easy for you to balance a book on your head? +5
6. Do you ever open beer bottles with your teeth? +10
7. Are you frequently more comfortable squatting on your heels than sitting in a chair? +5
8. Is your head attached vertically to your neck? If not, +1 for every five degrees of slope.
9. Less than five feet tall? +1 for every inch under.
10. If your lower arm is shorter than your upper arm,+1 for every inch of difference.
11. Ditto for your lower and upper legs.
12. Pigeon-toed? +5
13. Have you ever felt like bashing a postal clerk with a club? You're normal--no points.
14. Is the space between your big toe and your other toes big enough to hold an apple? +5
15. Do you regularly eat apples in this fashion? +15
16. Do people think you're wearing your hair in a bun when you're not? +10
17. Can you count your vertebrae while wearing two sweaters and an overcoat? +5
18. Is your nickname "Duke", "Butch", or "Animal"? +3

Scoring

0-20 points: You are a virtually pure homosapien. Feel free to build bridges, compose symphonies, and overrun the world.
20-40 points: A slight Neanderthal strain means that you will occasionally have spells of primitive behavior, crawling around on all fours and whooping wildly. If you live in California, no one will notice.
40-60 points: You can still function quite well in the modern world, but avoid eating in fancy restaurants lest your table manners give you away.
60-80 points: Your Pleistocene heritage is predominant. You should consider a career in pro football.
80-100 points: Unfortunately, your genetic makeup is Grunt City; there is no place for you in human society. A career in politics is recommended.

[Gabe Vieira]

Hi ya'll.

Edited by Gabe Vieira, 25 June 2004 - 06:04 PM.

[Agent 76]

[Tanger]

Get out of my thread. All of you!

[Tim007]

Paris Hilton buys her own pørn movie

[Agent 76]

Paris Hilton buys her own pørn movie

she's an expert in the matter herself!

[Gabe Vieira]

Get out of my thread. All of you!

Could you tell me why? I post a bunch of stuff here. Did you take my "Are you a Neanderthal?" test?

[Gabe Vieira]

Which one is hotter?

[Blofeld's Cat]

Get out of my thread. All of you!

Unfortunately you have to take the good and clever with the bad and tasteless.

[Agent 76]

[Tanger]

Get out of my thread. All of you!

Could you tell me why? I post a bunch of stuff here.

Random - duh!

[Agent 76]

carefull budies he's out there...be afraid..or not!

[Gabe Vieira]

Get out of my thread. All of you!

Could you tell me why? I post a bunch of stuff here.

Random - duh!

Oh, OK. I just thought that I pissed you off or something.

[Tanger]

-Which one's hotter?-

I've always had a soft spot for Ashley myself.