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[DaveBond21]

Lazenby in Space 1999


Bond 22 Theme to be:-


Paris Hilton (a rap song) - Bond, Bond, Bond, Bond

or

Stevie Wonder (a country & western song) - Smelly Dishwater, Dirty Rats, Matt Damon Slippers"

????

[Number 6]

Stevie Wonder (a country & western song) - Smelly Dishwater, Dirty Rats, Matt Damon Slippers

I just have a feeluing this'll come off better... lol!


If you had to save the obliteration of the Earth from a massive Martian attack and they asked you to do one of two things to preserve mankind and Earth, would you:

Take one for the team and become the victim in a prison shower rape scene


or


Have a complete sex change with the repercussions of having uneven breasts if a man/ a six month old baby boy's block-n-tackle if you're a woman?

[DaveBond21]

Oh dear, I'd take one for the team. I wonder what sort of position I would be in the statue "erected" to honour me?


You've been asked to decide on the 2 choices for the plot of Bond 23:-


Bond turns into a wolf and stalks the Circus clown villains by crawling around the woods looking for them, and biting them?

or

The movie centres around M, wrestling with her alcohol demons, and Bond only appears in cameos or in dreams she has during the movie?

[Number 6]

Oh dear, I'd take one for the team. I wonder what sort of position I would be in the statue "erected" to honour me?

LOL!!!!!!!!



Bond turns into a wolf and stalks the Circus clown villains by crawling around the woods looking for them, and biting them



Bowler


or


Trilby?

[DaveBond21]

Trilby



Bond 23 title:-


Nobody Bonds Forever

or

The Gold that Never Dies?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

The Gold that Never Dies

The Bobo!

Isn't Britt gorgeous in it? Have you seen The Bobo, DaveBond21?

John Glen

or

Peter Hunt?

[DaveBond21]

Hunt


(Never seen The Bobo, but I want to, now), have you seen The Wicker Man, PKK?



Monkeys

or

Elephants?

[Number 6]

Monkeys






John Steed/Jason Bourne



or


Harry Palmer/Jack Bauer

[DaveBond21]

Steed/Bourne


Bond 22 Theme to be:-


Duran Duran with Tina Turner - Gold Never Dies

or

a-ha with Shirley Bassey - Never Live Again


???

[Number 6]

a-ha with Shirley Bassey - Never Live Again




Craig in Diamonds Are Forever with audio in obnoxious noises


or


Connery in Casino Royale dubbed in Russian?

[DaveBond21]

Russian Connery in CR. LOL.



Watching English football in England

or

Watching Australian cricket in Australia?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Watching Australian cricket in Australia

(Never seen The Bobo, but I want to, now), have you seen The Wicker Man, PKK?

Haven't seen it. The Bobo would make a good double feature with After the Fox, the other Sellers/Ekland picture. Bobo's more of a slower paced, romantic comedy while ATF is a hilarious, slapstick spoof of Italian crime and moviemaking.

Better 007 director:

Lewis Gilbert

or

Roger Spottiswoode?

[DaveBond21]

I highly recommend The Wicker Man (1973).



Lewis Gilbert


Bond 23 theme:-


Roger Moore rapping a song called "If Spies ruled the world"

or

Daniel Craig singing "Singing in the rain"

???

[Mr. Blofeld]

Daniel Craig singing "Singing in the rain".


Ray Bradbury

or

Ray Liotta?

[DaveBond21]

Liotta



The Godfather

or

Apocalypse Now?

[Mr. Blofeld]

The Godfather.


Star Wars

or

Star Trek?

[DaveBond21]

Star Wars

In Bond 23, the villain is:-


A large half-pig, half-man, called Porkers McGraw who wants to steal all the world's ham?

or

A robot called Barnaby Monkfish who threatens the world's cigar companies with a giant laser?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

In Bond 23, the villain is:-

A robot called Barnaby Monkfish who threatens the world's cigar companies with a giant laser


Guy Hamilton

or

Michael Apted?

[Mr. Blofeld]

Guy Hamilton.


Peter Hunt

or

Martin Campbell?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Hunt

Guy Hamilton

or

Lewis Gilbert?

[Mr. Blofeld]

Lewis Gilbert.


Roger Spottiswoode

or

Michael Apted?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Spottiswoode

Terence Young

or

Peter Hunt?

[Qwerty]

Oooh, tough one. Would like to just flip a coin between these two. Peter Hunt.

Bananas or Annie Hall?

[Number 6]

Bananas

Guilty pleasure for me even though Annie is better...




Small Time Crooks


or


Scoop?

[Forward Look]

Small Time Crooks



Mannix
or
Barnaby Jones

[Double-Oh Agent]

Mannix

Continuation Bond girl:

Fredericka von Grusse (Never Send Flowers and SeaFire)

or

Tylyn Mignonne (Never Dream Of Dying)?

[Mr. Blofeld]

Fredericka von Grusse (Never Send Flowers and SeaFire).


Better title for a continuation Bond film:

Devil May Care

or

Per Fine Ounce?

[DamnCoffee]

Devil May Care

Better Name:
Joe
or
Tom

[Mr. Blofeld]

Tom.


Better name:

Roger

or

Timothy?

[DamnCoffee]

Timothy.

Better Name:

Lewis
or
Jonathan