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[thecasinoroyale]

Hairspray!


Bond turning to the opposite team

OR

Bond quitting MI6 to retire

??

[Judo chop]

If by

[thecasinoroyale]

Rosemary

[DamnCoffee]

Bond finding out he has a son

Bad luck
or
Bad Hairday

??

[00Twelve]

Bad hair day.

Which "Jaws" death would be the worst experience:

Being tossed like a rag doll and having your jugular bitten into by Jaws the assassin,

or

Being eaten by the great white shark (if it were a real 3-ton, 25 ft. long shark)?

[DamnCoffee]

Being tossed like a rag doll and having your jugular bitten into by Jaws the assassin, i live Shark would be quicker, whereas the assasin would probably bite you in the right place, which would make you suffer a long, painful death.

Ugliest Celebrity

Michael Jackson
or
Daniel Craig

??

[Judo chop]

Jackson.
Craig is beautiful.

Papercut in the eye

or

Hot poker in the poop-chute

Go ahead. I dare you to answer...

[DamnCoffee]

probably Papercut in the eye

German
or
French

[00Twelve]

German.

Migraine or severe nausea? (Though sometimes it's not a choice!)

[Qwerty]

Migraine

Zero Minus Ten or Doubleshot?

[00Twelve]

ZMT.

Your house--

brick or siding?

[Judo chop]

Ha! I've got both!

Mark Hamil circa 1977 as James Bond in LTK

or

Charles Bronson circa 2004 as James Bond in OHMSS

[thecasinoroyale]

Mark Hamil circa 1977 as James Bond in LTK!

(Wow!)


The Joker in 'Batman'

OR

Scarecrow in 'Batman Begins'

??

[Judo chop]

Gotta go with the Scarecrow. Joker hasn't aged all that well, I'm sorry to say.

Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz played by Richard Kiel

or

Santa Claus in Miracle on 34th Street played by Jack Nicholson.

Mark Hamil circa 1977 as James Bond in LTK!

(Wow!)

Yeah, you have to imagine him screaming (and spitting) "NOOO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" when he finds the note on Felix.

Care to change your answer now?

[thecasinoroyale]

Never!

And I go for Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz played by Richard Kiel. Hehehe...how campy.



Daniel Craig in a thong

OR

Sean Connery in a bikini

??

[00Twelve]

I'll come in and say Jack as Santa. I like Snoop Dogg about as much as I like cancer.

Cake or pie?

[bond_girl_double07]

Cake


Hitting your funny bone

or

walking on a leg that's fallen asleep?

[Judo chop]

Guys... no fighting over my questions, ok?

[00Twelve]

Oh, bond_girl, GOOD question!

I'd rather deal with the asleep leg, actually.

Scorching your tongue on a hot beverage

or

getting scratched by your pet?

[Judo chop]

Burnt tongue. I enjoy mild scalding.

A remake of Bambi cast with live animals, using subtitles for their speaking parts.

or

A remake of the remake of Godzilla, in which Matthew Broderick personally voices every monster sound effect, including roaring, foot stomping and building crashing. (Sometimes attempting all three effects at once where the scene calls for it.)

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Neither sound great but I'll go with Godzilla(ever seen Godzilla vs. Bambi? It's a classic)

George Lazenby in For Your Eyes Only

or

Roger Moore in On Her Majesty's Secret Service?

[mrsbonds_ppk]

Roger Moore in On Her Majesty's Secret Service


Rolex

or

Omega

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Rolex.

Carole Bouquet as Tracy Draco di Vicenzo Bond

or

Diana Rigg as Melina Havelock?

[Vauxhall]

Carole Bouquet as Tracy

Dungeons or dragons?

[Qwerty]

Dragons

Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?

[thecasinoroyale]

Star Wars


Judge Dredd

OR

Conan The Barbarian

??

[Judo chop]

Conan.

Death by Viking hordes

or

death by bear mauling.

[thecasinoroyale]

Death by Viking hordes!


Drowning

OR

Falling To Death

??

[sharpshooter]

Falling to death : Much quicker... (not if you are 006)

Mollaka

vs

Chasing police

[Judo chop]

Mollaka. Police bore me.

Jack Palance as M

or

Jack Lemmon as Q