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[Santa]

Honey.

Bedsheets: Cotton or silk?

[Skudor]

Cotton.

Pyjamas: silk or cotton?

[Santa]

Nothing...

Fur coats: Beautiful and snuggly or evil, cute animal murdering product of devils?

[Skudor]

Never got the point of fur coats - they look quiet silly. And killing animals unnecessarily is never a good thing.

Stamper or Oddjob?

[Santa]

Oddjob, of course.

The 'F' word: Silly and unimaginative or creative use of english language?

[Skudor]

It can be effing useful, but it is also highly unimaginative and extremely vulgar. Best used very sparingly (say twice a year).

The C word: Highly offensive to women everywhere, or just another swearword?

[Santa]

Just another swear word. But not one I'd ever use?

Condoms: Ribbed or normal? (It was a liquid lunch, can you tell?)

[Skudor]

Either is fine - the worst (or best?) invention ever anyway.

Lubrication: Essential for the funfactor or shouldn't ever be necessary?

[Santa]

If you're doing it right it's not necessary, but can be fun to play with.

Steak: Rare or well-done?

[Skudor]

Rare.

Thai or Lebanese food?

[Santa]

Oooh Lebbo. Remember I live in an Arab country. We have Lebbo Wednesday every week.

Goodbyes: Quick and painless or draw it out going to the airport and crying?

[Skudor]

Quick and painless is the best - not sure how possible it is though.

Matt Damon or Daniel Craig?

[Santa]

Daniel Craig. And it would have been the same answer before he was Bond too. MD is far too clean and boring.

A woman should be: Submissive or a dominatrix?

[Skudor]

Submissive.

Goldfish: Great pets or pointless waste of space?

[Santa]

Good answer. And a waste of space.

People you meet on the internet: dodgy lunatics or good, kind individuals?

[Skudor]

Some of the former, mostly the latter.

Italian cars or German cars?

Off to my (non liquid) lunch.

[Santa]

Probably Italian, but I've had both and been equally happy.

Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer?

[Skudor]

Jerry all the way. The man is a demi God. Or at least he was when I was a student.

Arnie or Sly?

[Santa]

Sly. Eye of the tiger, man. And he was good in Copland. Really nice geezer.

Going back to work on Thursday/Friday afternoons after a boozy lunch: A waste of time or your most productive sessions?

[Skudor]

Appears productive, but normally isn't. Somehow you have more great ideas after a few. And some which don't seem so great on reflection.

Terry Gilliam: Great director or complete weirdo who shouldn't be allowed to make movies.

[killkenny kid]

He's great.

Time Bandits or Life of Brian?

[Qwerty]

Life of Brian

Collateral or Die Hard?

[MarcAngeDraco]

Die Hard (Not even close...)

Braveheart or Rob Roy?...

[Qwerty]

Braveheart

The Gardner or Benson era?

[killkenny kid]

Benson.

New York or Miami?

[Qwerty]

New York

Diamond Smugglers or Thrilling Cities?

[killkenny kid]

Thrilling Cities.

Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan?

[Qwerty]

Jackie Chan

Freedomland or Firewall?

[killkenny kid]

Fire wall.

Indy or Young Indy?

[Qwerty]

Schumacher

Changing Lanes or Traffic?