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[Johnboy007]

Based on the idea from the "Where's the CBn Girl" thread, Athena, Qwerty, and myself created . Very simple, someone creates a situation, others respond with 5 answers, each answer, gives what each Bond actor would do in that situation.

Edited by johnboy007, 01 January 2004 - 02:53 AM.

[Bondian]

Ok, what would you do if you were trapped on an island with Crocodiles and Aligators all around you. You have about 20 seconds to act, or react. All you have on you is 'Q's' watch and a pencil


Cheers,


Ian

[Johnboy007]

Sean Connery- Dive into water stab all crocs and gators, then swim ashore
George Lazenby- Lift up the kilt, scare them all to death
Roger Moore- the LALD run
Timothy Dalton- Tries Connery's tactic, but ends up failing horribly
Pierce Brosnan- Writes "Don't hurt me!" on the ground

[Bondian]

LOL.....

How about when 'JAWS' in TSWLM smashes up the truck and drops the rock on his foot?.


Cheers,


Ian

[Qwerty]

LOL! Okay, for the 'Jaws...' response...

Connery: Ram him right into the wall!
Lazenby: Yeah, just lift up the kilt and scare Jaws away.
Moore: Just let Anya do all the work
Dalton: Hop out on the truck and beat the living daylights out of him!
Brosnan: Just sit there, looking very suave.

[Baron Samendi]

What if you are in the same situation Bond had with the Laser in Goldfinger?

[Qwerty]

Connery: same thing he did!
Lazenby: I really don't know what he would do
Moore: Fire off a one-liner to save his life
Dalton: Escape somehow and do what he would...
Brosnan: Perhaps escape or be saved by someone else

Alright, I have one: What would James Bond do if he and Holly were trapped on the gondola?

[Baron Samendi]

All 5 of them: Have Sex!

What if your'e in a nuclear sub about to Blow?

[Qwerty]

Be serious Baron Samendi!

Connery: Leave the girl for death and escape
Lazenby: Call on Draco for help
Moore: Figure out an oddball way of escape
Dalton: Escape, how, I can't really say
Brosnan: Do what he does in TWINE!

Okay, how would each James Bond kill Jaws?

[Baron Samendi]

The murder wepaons(sp?) are......

Connery: A gun

Lazenby: His Kilt

Moore: His jokes

Dalton: His cussing

Brosnan: His "Good" looks!

What if you were about to be Cremated alive?!

[Qwerty]

Alright...

Connery: Same as film
Lazenby: Dress in his best (the kilt) and take it like a man
Moore: Use a one-liner to escape death
Dalton: Break apart the bloody coffin and escape!
Brosnan: Have Wai Lin come to the rescue

Okay....
You have an encounter with Drax, much like the final scene in MR.....

[AgentHMO]

Hmmm....what would Bond do?

Connery: Probably would fight him, shoot him with one of those pulsating laser guns, and push the button that shoots Drax into space

Lazenby: Ummm....lift his kilt? (this has probably become the standard answer)

Moore: Probably the same thing in the movie. Cyanide dart? Goodbye Drax.

Dalton: What would Tim do? My guess is he'd just shoot him.

Brosnan: Blow up the station, then push the button


OK....you're being chased by Kamal Khan and his men in the jungle. What would you do if you were each Bond?

[Qwerty]

Chased by Kamal?

Connery: Get a gun and let Hell loose on Kamal!
Lazenby: Tarzan baby yeah!
Moore: Same as film
Dalton: Run around with a gun, but never use it, just let the hands and feet do all the work.
Brosnan: Shoot a few times and then escape

Okay....
You discover Irma Bunt in the bed when you're thinking it's Ruby.