Edited by johnboy007, 01 January 2004 - 02:53 AM.
What Would James Bond Do?
Posted 01 January 2004 - 02:53 AM
Posted 01 January 2004 - 03:45 AM
Posted 01 January 2004 - 03:54 AM
George Lazenby- Lift up the kilt, scare them all to death
Roger Moore- the LALD run
Timothy Dalton- Tries Connery's tactic, but ends up failing horribly
Pierce Brosnan- Writes "Don't hurt me!" on the ground
Posted 01 January 2004 - 04:21 AM
How about when 'JAWS' in TSWLM smashes up the truck and drops the rock on his foot?.
Posted 01 January 2004 - 06:39 AM
Connery: Ram him right into the wall!
Lazenby: Yeah, just lift up the kilt and scare Jaws away.
Moore: Just let Anya do all the work
Dalton: Hop out on the truck and beat the living daylights out of him!
Brosnan: Just sit there, looking very suave.
Posted 01 January 2004 - 06:40 PM
Posted 01 January 2004 - 09:29 PM
Lazenby: I really don't know what he would do
Moore: Fire off a one-liner to save his life
Dalton: Escape somehow and do what he would...
Brosnan: Perhaps escape or be saved by someone else
Alright, I have one: What would James Bond do if he and Holly were trapped on the gondola?
Posted 01 January 2004 - 10:39 PM
What if your'e in a nuclear sub about to Blow?
Posted 01 January 2004 - 10:47 PM
Connery: Leave the girl for death and escape
Lazenby: Call on Draco for help
Moore: Figure out an oddball way of escape
Dalton: Escape, how, I can't really say
Brosnan: Do what he does in TWINE!
Okay, how would each James Bond kill Jaws?
Posted 02 January 2004 - 03:20 AM
Connery: A gun
Lazenby: His Kilt
Moore: His jokes
Dalton: His cussing
Brosnan: His "Good" looks!
What if you were about to be Cremated alive?!
Posted 02 January 2004 - 03:29 AM
Connery: Same as film
Lazenby: Dress in his best (the kilt) and take it like a man
Moore: Use a one-liner to escape death
Dalton: Break apart the bloody coffin and escape!
Brosnan: Have Wai Lin come to the rescue
You have an encounter with Drax, much like the final scene in MR.....
Posted 02 January 2004 - 05:02 AM
Connery: Probably would fight him, shoot him with one of those pulsating laser guns, and push the button that shoots Drax into space
Lazenby: Ummm....lift his kilt? (this has probably become the standard answer)
Moore: Probably the same thing in the movie. Cyanide dart? Goodbye Drax.
Dalton: What would Tim do? My guess is he'd just shoot him.
Brosnan: Blow up the station, then push the button
OK....you're being chased by Kamal Khan and his men in the jungle. What would you do if you were each Bond?
Posted 02 January 2004 - 05:06 AM
Connery: Get a gun and let Hell loose on Kamal!
Lazenby: Tarzan baby yeah!
Moore: Same as film
Dalton: Run around with a gun, but never use it, just let the hands and feet do all the work.
Brosnan: Shoot a few times and then escape
You discover Irma Bunt in the bed when you're thinking it's Ruby.