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[Athena007]

I agree with Bryce, we need to TRAVEL for BCW007! I've not been away from California in what seems like ages... I used to shoot in and out of here all the time! But I'm stuck now.

Originally posted by Blofeld's Cat
Well, I am a purrrrrsian cat, you know.

Puuuurrrrrfect!

[Blofeld's Cat]

Originally posted by Bondian
Hi BC,

You supply the grass skirt and I'll talk to Carol. *W*

They wear the sari, mate. It's predominantly a hindu culture you see - nice peaceful religion.

[Xenobia]

DC is a great idea...I take the train.

I've never been to Key West, so that would be fun.

But please...for the love of God....NO NEW YORK!

The city could not surivive having 003, 004, the Irish Kitty, Flicka, Zencat and Athena all there at the same time.

-- Xenobia

[Bondian]

BC, a Sari sound fine to me but I'll have to get a tan on my knee's.


Cheers,


Ian

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Xenobia
But please...for the love of God....NO NEW YORK! -- The city could not surivive having 003, 004, the Irish Kitty, Flicka, Zencat and Athena all there at the same time.

oh? and what trouble would I cause? ::innocent eyes::

[Bryce (003)]

Now Barbara - Do I look like the sort of man who would cause....

Never mind....

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Athena007


oh? and what trouble would I cause? ::innocent eyes::

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Now Barbara - Do I look like the sort of man who would cause....

Never mind....

Hmmmm...Folks, how long do you think these two can sail de nile river, before they drown?

Athena, Bryce...seek help.



-- Me

[Bryce (003)]

INT. PLAZA HOTEL - NYC - EVENING

The Manager calls out to Matt Sherman as he enters the lobby.

MANAGER: Mr. Sherman?

MATT: Yes.

MANAGER: I've just received a call from the 21st precinct of the NYPD. It's regarding several of your attendees.

MATT: (fearing the worst) Which ones?

MANAGER: A Mr. Axworthy, Mr. Cox and someone also named Matt.

MATT: Yes?

MANAGER: Apparently they, along with five very attractive ladies, had a confrontation with five muggers in Central Park near Tavern on the Green. The ladies were more involved in the scuffle. They subdued all five and then took one of the horse drawn carriages, along with some champagne and scotch from the bar, and turned them all in. They wanted you to have the hotel send the limo to pick them up.

Matt goes pale and then, wiping his face with his hand, simply nods.

MATT: (lamenting) Oh yeah, New York will be a blast. *shakes head*

MANAGER: Mr. Axworthy also requested caviar and champagne to be set up with service for eight in his suite. Will you please sign?

Matt faints spread eagle on the lobby floor.

[IndyB007]

How about somewhere near Chicago? I might be able to make it to DC, but I wouldn't count on it. All the other ideas are great places, but there are practically no chances for me going once again.....

[Xenobia]

*Xenobia shakes head, and tries not to laugh too loudly.*

Chuckie, you are evil. That is all.

-- Xenobia

PS: Why were there only THREE attractive ladies?

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Xenobia

PS:  Why were there only THREE attractive ladies?

Oh, that's good.

[Xenobia]

Yes, there would be five.

-- Xen

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
MANAGER: A Mr. Axworthy, Mr. Cox and someone also named Matt.

Sorry, baby...that wasn't me...I'm from Buffallo.

(The speling give that away).

If 009 isn't there, you don't have anyone I'd consider being with - so there.

004

[Bryce (003)]

Nag, nag, nag.....



Recheck my above post.

*Shakes head*

Some people.....

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Xenobia
Yes, there would be five.

Me, You, Joyce, Flicka, & The Irish Kitty

Or he was saying 3 because he'd have Flicka and the Irish Kitty and John would have me. I mean, you and Joyce would be back at the hotel, safe and sound. We're the ones who got close to the muggers. You want to be mugged?

[Xenobia]

No...I want to be called attractive...so does Joyce.

And it doesn't count if we have to remind you, 003. So there.

-- Xen

[Joyce Carrington]

Hey, but Xen... picture this.

INT. PLAZA HOTEL - NYC - EVENING

Joyce hands Xen a glass of champagne.

JOYCE: Lady, here's to us.

They toast.

XEN: Thank God the others left. It looked more like a circus than a hotel suite in here.

JOYCE: Oh, I agree.

The phone rings and Xen picks it up.

XEN: Yes?

MANAGER: Miss St. James? Mr. Brosnan is waiting downstairs for you.

Joyce mouths 'surprise'.

[Xenobia]

OOOH! I think I like this Joyce.

Since this is an obvious fantasy sequence...Pierce isn't married, is he?



-- Xenobia

[DLibrasnow]

I am excited about matt mentioning Washington DC....I am guessing that's partly because of the 'International Spy Museum'.

[Xenobia]

Speaking of said museum....let's say BCW is in DC:

INT: The Spy Musuem - Washington, DC - Day time.

CAST: Tour Guide (TG) Various BCW members (BCW1, BCW2, BCW3, etc)

TG: Here we have a fine collection of guns that have been used in various spy series: The Man from UNCLE I Spy The Avengers....

BCW1: Awwww, Hell. I got most of those in my luggage.

BCW2: I've got that one under my pillow.

TG: (getting nervous) *ahem* Maybe we should move on to the gadgets section, you know our own personal Q Branch.

(Leads people to the gadgets section)

BCW3: (takes out lighter and pen) Anyone got any golden bullets?

BCW4: (opens cigarette case to reveal GPS tracking system) I can't believe no one has thought of this!

BCW5: (points) Oh I have that...I've had it for ten years.

BCW2: You have the import version, right?

BCW5: Nah, this is the one of 250 they made here in the States...

BCW2: Cool!

BCW6: (Points to the wall) I used have one of those. I sold it on eBay for fifty bucks.

BCW7: Hey look! A DB5!

(Everyone rushes over to take a look at the car. The TG is relieved, thinking FINALLY he has something he can talk about)

TG: Yes, this is a DB5, straight from Eon Productions. This is one of the cars they had on hand during the filming of Goldfinger

BCW5: Charlie got a sweet deal.

BCW4: You got that right.

TG: Charlie? Whose Charlie?

BCW6: The blonde in the back. He owns one -- and it's much nicer than this one.

(Tour Guide exits stage right, to committ suicide.)

END SCENE

-- Xenobia

[DLibrasnow]

Very cute...there are no TG's at the Spy Museum though it's more interactive than that! I love the Astin Martin DB5 exhibit there.

Also what other museum has James Bond merchandise in the gift shop?!

[Athena007]

Originally posted by DLibrasnow
I am excited about matt mentioning Washington DC....I am guessing that's partly because of the 'International Spy Museum'.

Oooo yes, the SPY museum... I'd love to go see that

[DLibrasnow]

It's a lot of fun...It is an interwctive experience. The first room you enter is a briefing room, you get to put together an alias identity etc etc!! The drawback to it being so interactive is there is often some long lines.

When I took my British relatives there earlier this year though I was really anxious to get to the end so I could go shop for James Bond stuff in the museum gift shop -- hey, what can I say I'd already been through the experience LOL!