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[Icephoenix]

DANCE!

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AHUH. BABY. DANCE!

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SHAKE-AH THAT THING!

:cool:-<

AND DANCE!

[Joyce Carrington]

Note to fellow 00's: Please be so kind to use the shaving cream on 0012. I think he needs it.

[Icephoenix]

ICE: Plan to get free shaving cream going according to plan, No 1.

BLOFELD: Excellent, do you need anything?

ICE: All I need is to...DANCE!

*no.1 hangs up*

ICE: SHAKE-AH THAT THING!

*Icephoenix continues to dance.*

ICE: DANCE!

...

[Jim]

'Twas at this point that the loony bin realised that it had been a mistake to allow Frank Bruno access to the internet

00s - know this. Where there's a threatening white cat, not too far behind there's often a mad bloke in a wheelchair too. So watch it.

[Double-0 Six]

Sorry I'm late! I was ... umm ... on assignment ... yeah, that's it ...

... What have I missed and how can I help?

[Icephoenix]

Is this 'Assignment' a nice fella?

[Blue Eyes]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
Well, it does make for better drama.

No, no it doesn't at all. It makes for a load of inane posts is all it does.

[Jim]

Agreed.

[Blue Eyes]

Glad to see someone else is with me on that.

[Double-0 Six]

Originally posted by Icephoenix
Is this 'Assignment' a nice fella?

A nice lady, maybe ... But it's classified, if I told you I'd have to shoot you.

[Blofeld's Cat]

HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH...

JUST LOOK AT ALL OF YOU, AND YOU CALL YOURSELVES 00s.

A MEASURE OF YOUR IQs NO DOUBT.

HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH....

"FELINE" HAS STRUCK!

WHILE YOU'VE BEEN FUMBLING AROUND MAKING IDLE THREADS YOUR BELOVED MIS-TA BOND IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

I WONDER WHERE HE COULD BE?

HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH...

[FAKESIG][/FAKESIG]

[Brix Bond]

Ok, someone has issues that can only be resolved with special Kitty prozac. God dammit, are you still out to dominate the world?

WHO CARES?

What makes you so special that makes you think you can succeed where others have failed...roughly 20 times previous? Hm? What huh? The fact you can post title thread in RED?! And what would you do with the world? I mean...once you had everything you'd feel all empty. You clearly haven't thought this through. And who'd want it int he first place. It ain't that great.

Nah, dude, I think you should just go for that huge ball of string you've always been after.

[Jaelle]

Originally posted by Blofeld's Cat
HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH...
JUST LOOK AT ALL OF YOU, AND YOU CALL YOURSELVES 00s.
A MEASURE OF YOUR IQs NO DOUBT.
HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH....
"FELINE" HAS STRUCK!
WHILE YOU'VE BEEN FUMBLING AROUND MAKING IDLE THREADS YOUR BELOVED MIS-TA BOND IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
I WONDER WHERE HE COULD BE?
HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH...
[FAKESIG][/FAKESIG]

Obviously your month's supply of catnip has run out and you're in withdrawal. Or did your master buy the cheaper kind of kitty litter this month?

[ChandlerBing]

"Do you really think you have a chance against us?"

"Yippy kiyay, mother ****er!"

[Mr. Clue]

CLUE:

Jaelle manages to find only a few used pizza boxes whilst rummaging through the rubbish

[Mister Asterix]

Isn’t anyone else concerned about 007? I mean Jeez he managed to keep his cigarette case on him for the 14 months in Korea. If he doesn’t have it, there is something wrong.

::Mister Asterix rings the vet’s office to see if the Cat is up on his shot or not.::

mr*:	Yeah, Doc? Mister Asterix here. Is the Cat current on his vacinations?

Vet:	Yes, yes. I have his records here. We gave him his shots for rabies, feline lukemia, and temper.

mr*:	TEMPER! I said to give him shots for DISTEMPER!

Vet:	Oooo.. So you did. Sorry. My mistake.

::Mister Asterix slams down the tele.::

Damn vet.

[Mister Asterix]

Jaelle, check the pizza boxes for any sign of anchovies.

[Mr. Clue]

CLUE:

If you want the answers, the facts can only be uncovered here.

[Icephoenix]

The cat's been licking himself far too much these days. I knew it.

[Jaelle]

Originally posted by Mister Asterix
Jaelle, check the pizza boxes for any sign of anchovies.

If I find any, I'll throw them out! *blech*

Here little Blopuss, here little Blopuss...

[Mister Asterix]

No. No. The cat loves anchovies. If it was his pizza, they’d be there.

[Jaelle]

Originally posted by Mister Asterix
No. No. The cat loves anchovies. If it was his pizza, they’d be there.

I know, I got your point, I'm just being obnoxious.

Anyway, I peaked....and the thing *reeks* of anchovies.

[MrDraco]

(Steps out on platform)
If it wasn't for Catnip you'd been dead long ago!

Now then...Comence the sport

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Here Kitty, Kitty......(not you Moneypenny;) )

Oh Bryce
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you let me know da'lin', won't you?

[Athena007]

Transimission begining from Moneypenny...

"Station H - Hamilton Bermuda reports that two men roughly fitting 003 & 004's description were involved in a gun battle at the marina there killing 6 and destroying one yacht. The yacht in question is/was leased to "Persian Enterprises" based in Indonesia.

US customs reported as of 6am EDT that two men - traveling individually - entered the US via Dulles airport Washington DC. One connecting to a flight to Mexico City, the other vanished at passport control after a scuffle with three customs agents. The names according to the tickets are listed as I.P. Freely and a K.S. Myasse."

[DLibrasnow]

**001 checks in to the situation room to find out the current status....finding no one there he sgrugs his shoulders and continues nursing the glass of vodka martini in front of him and skimming through the aforementioned Cliffs Notes

"Well I'm glad 003 and 004 are on the case, I'll keep an eye on things from this end. "

[Joyce Carrington]

Anyone noticed Mr. Clue is now moderating this forum?

[DLibrasnow]

I am very suspicious of Mr. Clue....I think he may be spreading misinformation!!

DLibrasnow
001

[Xenobia]

*Xenobia sits down at her computer and types an email*

003 and 004:

Excellent work at Dulles. At least one of you managed to escape unnoticed, and I am guessing that lead on Mexico City is a no va. Report when you can.

-- 002

[DLibrasnow]

Dulles...my old stomping ground....say "hi" to my friend at Rockville for me - Cheers!

DLibrasnow
001