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#631 Genrewriter

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 06:37 AM

*008 and 002 enter the dining hall and head for 003. As they do, a faint popping sound is heard.*

003: Hey, guys. Where are Matt and Joyce?

008: Just having a bang.

*004 stands in the middle of the room, covered with shaving cream. 009 is stunned. He glances down and notices a note in the cream.

004 (reading note): The kitchen was out of tabasco sauce, you got off easy, signed 008. PS, my cleaning bill will be on your desk by the end of the week.

*In the dining area, 003 smiles.*

003: Not bad, not bad at all.

002: That's nothing, you should see what he ordered for them from room service.

*008 smiles devilishly.*

008: Too bad one can't find good tabasco sauce in Alaska.

*002 and 003 nod in agreement.*

#632 Joyce Carrington

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 06:40 AM

*009 looks at 004*

*she blinks*

*she looks at him again*

*starts to laugh*

*starts laughing louder*

#633 Matt O'S oo4

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 06:44 AM

I guess I'll be skipping dinner.

See you, shortly.

004 heads off to the bathroom

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 06:46 AM

*As 004 closes the door, a knock is heard. 004 tenses up and opens it, getting another bit of shaving cream shot into his face.

A waiter from room service comes in with a huge tray of oysters and chopped liver. He is followed by seven more waiters, each with an equally huge tray of oysters and chopped liver.

009: Whoa, he's really steamed!

*004 shakes his head in bewilderment.*

004: Wanker. Come on, lets get cleaned up and make contact. Something is fishy here.

009: Actually, that could be the oysters.

*004 smiles and flicks a bit of shaving cream at 009 playfully.*

#635 Joyce Carrington

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 06:50 AM

*009 joins the rest at the dinner table, still chuckling*

003: Where's 004?

009: Oh, he's cleaning up - he will be here shortly. The room service - that was a good one. *starts laughing again*

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 06:54 AM

*008 smiles*

008: Thank you, Joyce. I felt it was the least I could do.*

*008 leans into 002.*

008: Remind me to have 006 taste my food for a while when we get back to MI6, would you?

*002 nods.*

002: No problem.

#637 Matt O'S oo4

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 06:58 AM

You want ot play do you....OKAY.

004 washs his face and changes.

No problem. None at all.

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 07:16 AM

008: He's probably thinking up some elaborate scheme to get back at me.

002: Whoa, that college education is really paying off.

*008 smiles wryly.*

008: Sarcasm will get you nowhere.

002: It's worked out all right for me so far.

*008 nods in assent and checks his watch.*

008: what's keeping him?

*In 008's room, 004 has placed all of his clothes in a small pile. He takes out a small tin of lighter fluid from his suitcase and pours it on the clothes.*

004: Flame on, good buddy.

#639 Matt O'S oo4

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 07:36 AM

004 puts out fire.

004 gets in his car and leaves.

Other things to do...

To hell with this.

#640 Joyce Carrington

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 11:45 AM

009: Well... I guess he's not coming.

*the four agents look at each other*

002, 003, 008 and 009: WAITER!

#641 Bryce (003)

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 03:43 PM

Funny...I though I had ordered Room service for five....

*check initial thread*

funny that....

I did.

*Bryce goes back to room and waits*

Change of scenery all.

*ahem*

#642 Joyce Carrington

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 03:50 PM

Whoops!

*009 snaps fingers and suddenly everyone is in Bryce's room*

002: Joyce, seriously... HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

009: Some things are better left unsaid.

#643 Xenobia

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 07:07 PM

Note from Xen:

When the blended scotch bottle is empty, let me know. I tend to mess these sorts of things up before making them better.

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 07:14 PM

Wow, you too? Weird.

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 08:14 PM

*Everyone lounges about 003 & 004's suite as the sun sets. Having enjoyed a delightful meal of steaks and seafood, all relax. Bryce tops off the ladies glasses of wine as 004 pours himself 003 and 008 some of his Glenlivet 25. He passes a tumbler to both. Bryce lights a cigarette from his case*

So, quite a bit of running about. Sorry to have been the cause of it.

Here's my points -

*sips his scotch gives 004 a nod of appreciation*

Thanks Matt. Now -

- I think I might have been on a boat when the cat had me....and were it not for Asiaq, the cat would have had more than my tounge. I heard water, and even though I was bound, there was a swaying motion - might have just been whatever they shot me up with, but I also woke up on the beach. I asked the good men on the Coast Guard helo the give me a record of any boats on the sound yesterday. Before she drugged me, I drove her to her place. It looked to be lovely cabin about 20 minutes out of town. I drove there once, I can do it again. The Coast Gaurd has offered us a helocopter at our disposal and spoken to DC as well as Langley so everyone is in the loop.

I've done a composite of Asiaq on the laptop. Matt, take a look at it as well. You and I are the only one's here who saw her. Also, they took everything of mine so I tried calling my phone. It rang and went to my voice-mail, so it's still on and has about another 4-5 hours worth of juice left. I can't get a fix on the homer, so somebody's been playing with it. Maybe it's the new cat toy du jour.

What's all this about the pipeline?

*Bryce refills his scotch and lights another cigarette, offering his case to all and setting it on the coffee table*

#646 Joyce Carrington

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 08:21 PM

009: Matt and I checked out the pipeline. It was empty... well, except for a bomb.

*003's eyes widen*

009: Which we defused... would we be here otherwise?

003: Quite right. Go on.

009: The pipeline is connected to the earthquake... but what the cat's plan is... I don't know.

#647 Bryce (003)

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 08:33 PM

Hmmmm....Interesting. I also gather your car has been grounded for the moment. The cat certainly gets around.

I was lucky, but he's not playing games. Every one of us has been lured into a trap of some sort.

Maybe all of us sticking together rather than splitting apart is a better course of action. We're all just too damn independent. I'll call down and get an adjoining room with two beds for Xen and G.

I presume you'll find "somewhere" to sleep Joyce.

*winks at Matt who smiles warmly*

#648 Matt O'S oo4

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 09:36 PM

?

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
004 puts out fire.

004 gets in his car and leaves.

Other things to do...

To hell with this.



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Posted 20 October 2003 - 10:42 PM

Just blame it on the blended scotch 004.

Your thoughts on our present situation?

*003 refills 004's scotch and offers a smoke*

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 10:44 PM

I am willing to bet that somewhere on Asiaq's property or nearby is a river or other body of water that leads into the Pacific. All she would have had to do then was wait for the cat's kittens to show up and take you onboard the boat.

Of course, if I was a betting woman, I'd also bet that the Cat knew Asiaq would let you go, and left with you something he wants us to have. Have any of your analyses come back yet?

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 10:55 PM

Nothing yet on my inqiries. You do make a good point about the river though.

Also, I think Asiaq's actions were her own. As it stands, she's got to be either hiding in fear of the cat's claws or already dead. Her note told me to please stay away. Then again, the cat bloody well knows if he takes out one Double-O or more he'll have MI6, SAS and Royal Marines swarming the countryside in less than 12 hours.

*hands Xen Asiaq's fur bikini top*

Is that custom made or home made? I'm just thinking there might be a shop that sells them.

There's also the issue of her cabin. I think we should take a look and I know I can find it.

Thoughts all?

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 11:01 PM

Let's go to the cabin and see if there are any clues as to:

1) Where this bikini came from..if it is homemade or bought.
2) Where she might have gone to. She is a valuable clue, if she is still alive.

Of course, the cat could be expecting this. Anyone else's thoughts?

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 11:10 PM

*Bryce hangs up phone*

Allright, the bellman is on his way up with your and 008's luggage and is bringing up the keys to *points at adjoining room door* the room next door. Said it's got two queen beds and a sitting area.

What do the rest of you think about "dropping in" on Asiaq's cabin? Presuming we don't hear from the Coast Guard.

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 11:17 PM

I think I can get us around that particular obstacle.

*Flashes a wry grin*

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 11:26 PM

*recognizing the grin*

When your bags get up here, I'd be interested to see what you've brought along *winks* other than your sparkling personality.

Joyce, Matt, your thoughts?

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 11:30 PM

*008 smiles*

008: My idea is a tad large for my bags. Mind if I use your phone?

003: Go for it, I'm charging the room to 006's credit card anyway.

008: You too, huh?

*008 goes to phone and dials.*

008: Yes, Gerald? Justin Smythe here. I have a small favor to ask.

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 11:35 PM

*Bryce grins*

I suggest everyone get a a few hours of sleep, and then we pack for the occasion. Gear check at 0100. I'll order the coffee and, just because, I'll take watch. I'm a bit more rested than the rest of you.

*Bryce orders three large pots of coffee and some bottled water along with a few Guinness'*

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Posted 21 October 2003 - 06:10 AM

*009 looks at 004*

009: Well? What are you waiting for?

004: Oh, right. Sorry.

*he lifts her up and carries her into the bedroom*

*door closes*

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Posted 21 October 2003 - 06:30 PM

*Xenobia clears her throat as she watches them leave.

002: You may be a bit more rested Bryce, but you are the one who got taken too. I'll keep watch, you go get some rest.

003: But what about the guinness.

002: It won't go to waste.

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Posted 21 October 2003 - 06:59 PM

You're right....It won't.

*grabs two Guinness' and heads to adjoining room*

I hope you don't snore 008.