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[Joyce Carrington]

You'd already gotten me the SAS suit! And we're not here to buy... we're just looking.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Hmmmm. Window shopping, are we?

Very well then.

004 checks his betetta.

Here, have a clip og these. Galziers. Teflon coated with a liquid teflon center filled with number nine steel shot.

You'll love them. Blow a hole the size of a basketball in anything.

No girl sould leave home without them.

Hand her the clip.

They should work well in your P99.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Size of a basketball? GREAT!

*Puts clip into P99*

Ready?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Usually I'd always INSIST on a lady going first....but in this case...with your permission....

004 iwth beretta in hand, stealths up to the Shoppe and looks in.

Too damn quiet.

I suggest making an approach from the rear of the establishment?

Okay with you?

004

[Joyce Carrington]

The 'rear' of the establishment... right...

Go ahead.

*Follows him closely, gun drawn*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Walking around the back.....

004 and 009 stealth up on the rear entrance.

THis doesn't look right......WHY? Thinks 004

Looks up....a video survailance camera is starting to swing back around in thier direction.

EVADE!! 004 says in a harsh whisper.

009 rolls out of sight.

004, seeing the blind spot of the camera, moves quickly in that direction.

That was close.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Where the hell are 002 and 001?

*making eye contact with 004*

"I don't like this Matt. I don't like this at all."

*waits for camera to turn away*

"But... when one is a 00.."

* gets up and enters the Shoppe*

[Matt O'S oo4]

That door is locked.

009 pickes it and holds it open for 004.

They both slip inside.

Whew. Too close. I hate the dark.

Hands 009 a pair of nightfinder goggles.

I love these. Great at parties...

The room brightens immensely.

You'll need to look around a lot, the visable field of view is only about 130 degrees. You lose a little perhiferal vision.

Stay sharp.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

*looking around a lot*

*getting dizzy*

*sees someone moving behind a rack of bra's*

009: "Xen? Please tell me that is you trying to find a wonderbra..."

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 does his very best to NOT laugh.

*ahem*

Okaaay. Uh....maybe I should look for 001....

I'll let the ladies sort this one out.

If 009 didn't know any better, she would have sworn 004 blushed.

004: Excues me.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

*holds him back*

"Wait. That's not Xen."

*shoots at person behind rack*

*rack tumbles down, wounded person behind it*

"Oh. It IS Xen."

[Matt O'S oo4]

You can't blame THAT one on 006.

Oh, well....hopefully she was wearing her SAS blacks as well.

Otherwise.....*ahem*.........uh.........

Why is she dressed like a manikin?

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Obviously spent too much time in here.

*feels Xen's pulse*

She's alive. See any blood?

*004 and 009 both check the body*

*009 gets kick in the face*

Xen, getting up: "You egghead! Can't you see I was trying to use the bras to signal to you that I was here?!"

*004 frowns*

004: "And you were going to do that... how?"

009: "Aww... I think she's broken my nose!"

Xen: "You shot me! And you were wearing goggles! How blind are you?"

*Xen peels bullet out of bullet proof vest and looks at 009*

Xen to 004: "You are one crazy man."

[Matt O'S oo4]

You should aready know that to be VERY true.

I'm with this nutty lady, or didn't you notice?

To 002: You've a sizeable bruise, but that's all. Nothing appears to be broken.....

Looking at 009: Hmmmm, your nose isn't broken either. You're just going to have to deal with remaining beautiful.....a bit bloody, perhaps.....but....

A noise is heard far across the shoppe.

They all go silent.

004 points and 002 and 009 fan out.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Forgetting about her nose, 009 drops to the floor and hides beneath a rack of nightgowns.

We are in a Victoria's Secret Shop... why?

Must have been Xen's idea...

*gives Xen an angry look*

*drops quiet*

Two shoes are moving along the rack.

Two shoes? Are there legs attached to them?

*looks up*

Yes.

[Matt O'S oo4]

I am getting tired of this.

004 adjusts his goggles to UV mode.

Ahhh....ladies are a little close.

004 fits his silencer on his beretta.

Time ot punch the clock and go to work.

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 takes a long and calculated bead.

Making damn sure the figure he is about to drop in NOT a friendly.

Damn. Just take a small....step.....this....way.....

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Xen and Joyce crawl out from under the lingerie.

009: Still don't get why we're here.

[Matt O'S oo4]

I'll go for the wound and not the kill.

THERE.

004 takes s slow, quiet breath in...

Then....fires his beretta.

His target drops to the floor.

009, 002! MOVE IN.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Taking her P99 and adjusting her night vission goggles, 009 jumps right over the till to find cover there. A sudden gunfire erupts and begins smashing through the woodwork. She manages to hold up a bra that AMAZINGLY stops the bullets.

009: "This IS a wonderbra..."

*stunned*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Ah.

An REAL Wonder Bra.

sigh

Yes, well, that's still a sensitive area. It would probably sting a bit.

*ahem*

Uh....the individual I just shot...could we...

004 gets up and attempts to restrain....

Who are you.....

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Oh right, sorry. I'm usually not that fascinated with underwear.

*quickly hides bra in pocket*

Coming...

*runs over to 004 and helps him restrain the 'individual'. Xen joins them*

004: Who are you?

Individual: Bite me.

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 looks up at 009 like someone who has caught someone else "red-handed"

"Does it fit?"

It looks likes its a nice colour.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Xen: Um... I thought we were interrogating this man?

004: Oh, yes. Right.

*punches the 'individual' in the face*

Individual: OW!

004: For the last time, who are you?
009: Yeah, and WHAT are we doing in a shop for underwear?

*004 and Xen look at 009*
*crickets chirp*

009: I mean, who sent you?

[Matt O'S oo4]

He not going anywhere.

You two keep you eyes open for....his buddies.

And for any survailance camersa that might be inside this little shoppe that sells bulletproof bras....

(incredible)

Hmmmm. Perhaps this WOULD be a good place for a lady 00 to buy a few....

Both 009 and 002 quickly looks at 004 and then at each other.

For a moment, they look at the merchandise on the racks, making a breif comment about, how do you thing this one looks, or I like that colour....etc.

004 says one word

AFTER!

They drop their shopping and fan out.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

009: heading up the stairs... the first floor sells...

004: (through earpiece) Hey!

009: I'll just go up.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Tying the "goon" down with a few MI6 toys (thumbcuffs are my personal favorite)

004 takes the rear and follows the ladies up the stairs.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

*First floor... whole other setting. Sorta has a leopard skin vibe about it.*

009: LEOPARD SKIN? YUCK!

004 to Xen: Forgot to ask you this... where is 001? Wasn't he here with you?

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 to 009.

I am sure that ANYTHING looks awesome on you....

But, isn't it in sort of bad taste to...uh...wear anything that smacks of ....CAT??

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Exactly.