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[MrDraco]

Think about this guy,
(puts away medicine Chest and bong)
(waves hands in yoga moves)
OK
Imagine a diffrent Die Another Day ending say like at when we come to brosnan and hally making love or playing with the dimonds...Suddenly we go to a black screen and then...
A LARGE BLUE EYE OPENS taking up the whole screen and then the angle changes and its bond still tied up in North Korea..

Or..
We see snow... and then a leg all the way up to the face and Bond's eyes open and then we slowly move away toward a the parcute thing he surfed with blows away....

Would that not be weird or what?

[Truman-Lodge]

Or maybe the movie could cut to Sheriff Pepper waking up and saying "what in tarnation?" The whole series could have been a dream sequence!

Or better yet, Bond could have trapped in the Matrix all along, which would account for the cheesy editing and bad dialogue of the recent movies.

[MrDraco]

Wait...Imagine this:

INT-Bathroom day
We see Commander James Bond 007 sitting on his tolet in his apartment off kings road. His hands tightly holding a news paper while his Walther sits on the sink.
BOND: I didn't know the Vanquish was a V12
(Flips page)
BOND: Dimonds iceland...Gustav graves (Humph)

[Wade]

Originally posted by Truman-Lodge
Or maybe the movie could cut to Sheriff Pepper waking up and saying "what in tarnation?"  The whole series could have been a dream sequence!

Or better yet, Bond could have trapped in the Matrix all along, which would account for the cheesy editing and bad dialogue of the recent movies.

Truman-Lodge, you are the man.

[MrDraco]

"Defense Minster i must protest this was my investgation your out of order."
"From what i'm hearing it is you who's out of order, with your guns your keeping and this isn't in the script."
(Brosnan turns toward Mishkin)
"Couldn't have said it better."

[Xenobia]

How about this....

Bond and Jinx make love...and the sound of her laughter and the white on white of their clothes and the mat, fades into her looking at a white folder that she has now closed.

Falco: So what do you think? Is he worth saving?

Jinx: Yeah, I think he could use some new luck.

-- Xenobia

[terminus]

Here's my alternative ending:

Frost betrays Bond but she doesn't betray Jinx - thus when she claims to have locked Jinx in the bedroom, she has in fact helped her escape. Jinx uses her own car to signal the NSA to send UN troops to attack the Ice Palace and Zao gives chase. Bond escapes from Moon and gets into the Vanquish to chase Zao and rescue Jinx - this happens at nearly the same time that the UN troops are assaulting the Ice Palace and Graves is going with Frost ( who has been uncovered by Graves as a spy ), Vlad and the Icarus Gauntlet onto the Antonov. Bond rescues Jinx but Zao turns on Bond whilst Graves turns the Icarus on them both. Zao is killed and Bond is forced to send the Vanquish over the cliff and into the water of the arctic where it begins to sink ... but it turns into a submarine ( yet another tribute to the Lotus Esprit in The Spy Who Loved Me ) before it comes to rest on the deck of a US Naval submarine that surfaces - with M, Falco and Q onboard. Falco has the Antonov tracked back to Korea where Bond and Jinx infiltrate the Antonov to stop Graves, destroy the Icarus and rescue Frost. Robinson attempts to stop Bond and it's revealed that _he_ is the traitor - in the fight, Jinx is killed and in her dying moments she tells Bond that he'd better manage to stop Graves or else his head will be on the chopping block. Bond just grins and infiltrates the Antonov, rescuing Frost and learning that Moon has been working for SPECTRE all along ( a brief cameo by Patrick Stewart as Blofield ) before pushing him out of the door. The ending is as normal but with Frost instead of Jinx ...

And, of course, we get: JAMES BOND WILL RETURN but with the title of the next movie added, for instance IN 'NEVER SAY SPECTRE AGAIN' ...

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Originally posted by terminus
Here's my alternative ending:

Frost betrays Bond but she doesn't betray Jinx - thus when she claims to have locked Jinx in the bedroom, she has in fact helped her escape. Jinx uses her own car to signal the NSA to send UN troops to attack the Ice Palace and Zao gives chase. Bond escapes from Moon and gets into the Vanquish to chase Zao and rescue Jinx - this happens at nearly the same time that the UN troops are assaulting the Ice Palace and Graves is going with Frost ( who has been uncovered by Graves as a spy ), Vlad and the Icarus Gauntlet onto the Antonov. Bond rescues Jinx but Zao turns on Bond whilst Graves turns the Icarus on them both. Zao is killed and Bond is forced to send the Vanquish over the cliff and into the water of the arctic where it begins to sink ... but it turns into a submarine ( yet another tribute to the Lotus Esprit in The Spy Who Loved Me ) before it comes to rest on the deck of a US Naval submarine that surfaces - with M, Falco and Q onboard. Falco has the Antonov tracked back to Korea where Bond and Jinx infiltrate the Antonov to stop Graves, destroy the Icarus and rescue Frost. Robinson attempts to stop Bond and it's revealed that _he_ is the traitor - in the fight, Jinx is killed and in her dying moments she tells Bond that he'd better manage to stop Graves or else his head will be on the chopping block. Bond just grins and infiltrates the Antonov, rescuing Frost and learning that Moon has been working for SPECTRE all along ( a brief cameo by Patrick Stewart as Blofield ) before pushing him out of the door. The ending is as normal but with Frost instead of Jinx ...

And, of course, we get: JAMES BOND WILL RETURN but with the title of the next movie added, for instance IN 'NEVER SAY SPECTRE AGAIN' ...

Not bad, terminus. Have you considered applying to MGM/EON as a scriptwriter?

[MrDraco]

INT-BEDROOM-DAY
We see fat bastard laying in bed naked with food all around (SIMILAR TO THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME) suddenly with a groan he throws a tube of butter at the tv attempting to hit the off button as the credits role to dieanotherday the latest james bond adventure.
BASTARD: God damned movies off, and i can't believe its not butter, ah god that Jinx must think i'm sexy,dead sexy.

[gkgyver]

Imagine this:

After the credits, instead of "James Bond Will Return", Michael Wilson and Babs Broccoli appear, grin a bit insane-like and give themselves a headshot.
THAT would be a perfect ending!

[worchyld]

I just thought of this right now... a real hum-dinger of an ending a bit of a Phillip K Dick Ending.

When Kenneth Tsang says "Its out of my hands" and brosnan is taken outside to "be shot" - the rest of the film is actually a dream.

I just thought what if Brosnan after all his beatings, etc started to have illusions and dreams over who set him up and started dreaming of getting revenge of Tsang's son...

When the dream's over you see it turn to white and see Brosnan blindfolded standing there against a wall ....

"READY" - yells a voice
"AIM" - steading his voice for a deadily, final silence...
"FIRE".

Bang - end of film, end of series. James Bond will not return.

[ChandlerBing]

Bond and Jinx drive over a cliff in a convertible out in the desert with helicopters and other assorted vehicles chasing them. Slow mo as they go over, close up on a polaroid in the windshile flapping in the breeze.

Pshaw, let's go for the Thelma and Louise ending!

Or, Bond and Jinx are able to put on Waynestock! If you get them, they will come.