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#31 Qwerty

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 03:14 AM

Moonpussy Royale

LOL

#32 Jericho_One

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 03:08 PM

Casinos Are Forever, starring Sean Moore.

Let the gamble begin. :)

#33 Thunderfinger

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 04:38 PM

Never Win, Lose or Live and Let Live

#34 Qwerty

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 02:20 AM

Tomorrow Never Dies Again
Starring Timothy Connery

#35 The Richmond Spy

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 05:46 AM

The Diamonds Are Never Enough (Quite.)
Starring Roger Moore

A View to a License to Kill (I guess he sees it in the distance?)
Starring Roger Moore

From the Man With the Golden Gun With Love (I hope its not a golden bullet)
Starring Sean Moore

License to Die (Hope he didn't have to do much to earn that licence.)
Starring George Brosnan

Gunpussy (Oh, the possibilities.)
Starring Roger Brosnan

#36 Iceheart

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 10:17 AM

live with the Golden daylights (just random)


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#37 Qwerty

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 12:14 PM

Five Minus Zero
by Kingsley Benson

#38 Quartermaster007

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 03:59 PM

Tomorrow Never Dies
Starring Pierce Dalton

:)

#39 Jericho_One

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 09:46 PM

"Thunderpussy"

Pierce Connery

Suggestive... :)

#40 Qwerty

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Posted 13 August 2006 - 03:07 AM

Tomorrow Never Dies
Starring Pierce Dalton

:)


Hmm. Looks like it actually got very close to the real thing with that one.

#41 Publius

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Posted 13 August 2006 - 03:41 AM

Never Win, Lose Or Live and Let Live

Zero Plus Zero

Scorpiuspussy

Licence to Kill Renewed Forever

High Time to a View to Kill 007 in New York

SeaPussy

The Property of a Pussy

Never Send Flowers From the Past

Casino of Solace

Nobody Ever Lives Again

Spybreaker

The Man With The Golden Pussy

#42 Mr Teddy Bear

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Posted 28 August 2006 - 11:45 AM

The Spy With the Golden Pussy.

On Goldfinger's Secret Service With Love

Diamondpussy

You Only Die Twice Again

Goldenpussy

Tomorrow Never Dies Another Daylights

The Killing Daylights

Every second title seems to contain pussy. I wonder what the fascination with cats is all about...

#43 bond_girl_double07

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Posted 06 September 2006 - 09:31 PM

Moonpussy Royale

LOL


hahahaha! That would be the best movie, EVAR!!!!!

I got "Win, Loose, or Die Again" :)

#44 Qwerty

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Posted 07 September 2006 - 02:03 AM


Moonpussy Royale

LOL


hahahaha! That would be the best movie, EVAR!!!!!


Sounds like the perfect Austin Powers spoof title.

#45 bond_girl_double07

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 02:21 AM

DR. MOONRAKERFINGER!!! Whoa!

#46 Qwerty

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 02:19 PM

Never Win, Lose Or Live and Let Live
by Christopher Amis

#47 Double-0-7

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 03:07 PM

Movie: License to Kill Me Starring Sean Lazenby

Don't think I'd want to star in that one.

Book: Nobody Ever Dies Again by Christopher Amis

Sounds like sunshine and roses, with a happy ending for all!

#48 Mr Twilight

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 03:17 PM

The Spy With the Diamond Pussy
Starring Sean Dalton

#49 Qwerty

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Posted 13 September 2006 - 12:09 AM

Movie: License to Kill Me Starring Sean Lazenby

Don't think I'd want to star in that one.


Ha. Probably not.

#50 Double-0-7

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Posted 13 September 2006 - 12:14 AM


Movie: License to Kill Me Starring Sean Lazenby

Don't think I'd want to star in that one.


Ha. Probably not.

It made me think of another movie. Was it "Revenge (or Return?) of the Pink Panther" that Sellers accidentally avoided getting killed about every 5 minutes?

#51 DaveBond21

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Posted 22 September 2006 - 06:23 AM

MoneyPussy

starring the Bond girl Moonpenny.

#52 OHMSS Spion

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 12:36 AM

Tomorrow Never Says Never Die Another Day
Starring Roger Moore

From the Man With the Golden Gun With Love
Starring Pierce Brosnan

The Spy Who Licensed Me to Die Another Day
Starring Sean Connery


These extremely long ones crack me up!

#53 mrsbonds_ppk

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 12:06 AM

The Spy Who Licensed Me to Die Another Day
starring Daniel Dalton

Diamondraker
starring Sean Lazenby

Casinopussy Royale (LOL)

On The Man With The Golden Gun's Secret Service
starring Sean Connery :)

Octopussyraker

Thunderkill Royale

Thunderballpussy
starring George Moore (LOL)

License To Kill Forever

#54 MR. BOND 93

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 12:10 AM

MOVIE

From Casino Royale With Love
Starring George Brosnan

Tomorrow Never Say Never
Starring George Moore

Goldenthunder
Starring Sean Brosnan

BOOK

The Man With the Red Tattoo
by John Wood

No Deals, Dr. No
by Kingsley Amis

Never Say Death Is Forever Again
by Christopher Wood

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 12:26 AM

Movies
Die Another Daylights(For all your auto Parts, go to Autozone)
Dr. Never (Dr. No's more insistent Cousin?)



Books
SeaEye (I think I've gotten that medical condition before)
Licence to Kill Renewed
Licence to Kill Renewed Again
Licence to Kill Renewed Forever(Guess they're tired of renewing that Licence to Kill)
Kill at Ten(Why yes, I think I can fit you in right after my Breakfast at Nine)
Die at Five(The award winning sequel to Kill at Ten. The hunter becomes the hunted!)
No Deals, Man with the Red Tattoo

#56 Agent 0015

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Posted 09 January 2007 - 11:48 PM

Movie:

From Dr. No With Love
Starring Timothy Lazenby

Dr. Royale
Starring Pierce Moore

The Spy Who Licensed Me to Die Another Day
Starring Daniel Moore

The Only Live Twice Daylights
Starring Sean Lazenby

The Diamonds Are Never Enough
Starring Timothy Brosnan

Moonpussy
Starring Roger Brosnan

Book:
The Property of a Pussy
by John Fleming

No Deals, Dr. No
by Ian Wood

The Quantum Rarity
by Kingsley Benson

#57 Double-0-Seven

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Posted 27 January 2007 - 12:04 AM

Goldpussy
Starring Sean Craig

Thunderpussy
Starring Sean Craig

Wonder if those two are sequels. After all, they both star Sean Craig. :cooltongue: :angry:

#58 HildebrandRarity

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Posted 27 January 2007 - 01:27 AM

The Russian Doctor's Finger In Her Majesty's Pussy

or

Only Her Lovely Eyes On His Majesty's Golden Balls

Edited by HildebrandRarity, 27 January 2007 - 01:33 AM.


#59 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 27 January 2007 - 11:36 AM

Hehe...my turn, my turn! :cooltongue:

License to Die
Starring Sean Brosnan

GoldenFinger
Starring Sean Connery - Just lazy!

The Diamonds Are Never Forever
Starring Pierce Lazenby

A View to a Spy
Starring Roger Connery

Diamondpussy Royale
Starring Daniel Dalton

The Killing Daylights
Starring George Lazenby

Goldpussy
Starring Daniel Connery - Bond goes XXX again.


High Time to a View to Kill
by Christopher Amis

Colonel Moonraker
by Raymond Fleming

Nobody Ever Lives Again
by John Gardner

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Posted 27 January 2007 - 11:21 PM

OMG...

The Man With the Diamond Pussy
Starring Pierce Connery