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The "Are you like James Bond?" Game


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#31 JBond007

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 02:36 AM

Not much I can write about my statistics, but this thread sparked a new idea.

DO YOU TALK LIKE JAMES BOND?

I can think of a few times where I use the Sean Connery "mmmmmm"

And once at a Casino when the security guard asks "Are you over 18?"

I go "I sincerely hope so!"
Needless to say he was not too pleased at the reply. ahha.

#32 Xenobia

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 03:39 AM

I no longer say no...I say, "No, no, no."

I also have a habit of saying "I won't ask again!" when my brother won't do something I asked him to do.

And my new current favorite is from FYEO..."I simply adore grateful men."

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#33 the007JamesBond

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 08:31 AM

Race: german/romania/french
Gender: female
Height: (155cm)
Weight: (55kg)
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: brown (dark)
Dominant hand: left
Accent: german
Distinguishing marks: scar of right thumb, left of knees (both scar), a lot of scar in both hands (nothing matter, very little!!)


and how many is my point?? I don't know anything...

#34 Righty007

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 10:36 AM

Originally posted by the007JamesBond
Race: german/romania/french
Gender: female
Height: (155cm)
Weight: (55kg)  
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: brown (dark)
Dominant hand: left
Accent: german
Distinguishing marks: scar of right thumb, left of knees (both scar), a lot of scar in both hands (nothing matter, very little!!)


and how many is my point?? I don't know anything...

You get a 0/9.

#35 Cabainus

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 10:47 AM

Race: Caucasion
Gender: Male
Height: 5 ft 11 in
Weight: 168 lb (12 stone)
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Blue
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: British (English)
Distinguishing marks: None

My Score: 7/9

#36 Righty007

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 10:50 AM

Nice, Cabainus!

#37 Jim

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 10:58 AM

Race: Human first, Afro-Caribbean second. Call it what it is. It's black.
Gender: Male
Height: In wheelchair, 4ft 7. Out of wheelchair, 6ft 2
Weight: 13 stone
Hair: Lost it due to chemotherapy. Prior to that, rather poorly judged dyed sunset yellow spikes. So, every cloud has a silver lining.
Eyes: Blue (White West Indian father)
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: Public school English.
Distinguishing marks: Absence of left foot. Sometimes sport a drip, that's pretty distinguishing. Crazed paranoid dementia. The usual.

#38 Mister Asterix

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Jim
Race: Human first, Afro-Caribbean second. Call it what it is. It's black.
Gender: Male
Height: In wheelchair, 4ft 7. Out of wheelchair, 6ft 2
Weight: 13 stone
Hair: Lost it due to chemotherapy. Prior to that, rather poorly judged dyed sunset yellow spikes. So, every cloud has a silver lining.
Eyes: Blue (White West Indian father)
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: Public school English.
Distinguishing marks: Absence of left foot. Sometimes sport a drip, that's pretty distinguishing. Crazed paranoid dementia. The usual.


You may not win this game, Jim, but I think your chances of winning the ‘The “Are you like Ernst Stavro Blofeld” game?’ Game’ are increasing. Do you have earlobes?

#39 the007JamesBond

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 01:16 PM

poor Jim :)

Oh my josh, I'm serious, that my Fan is James Bond...hm, neither for my points. But I say, I working with both hands, left is writing and right is anything all getting with work. And one time I forgot: right scar on my under arm. (Window borken, I hit it. :) )

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 01:33 PM

Race: Caucasion
Gender: Male
Height: 6 ft 1 in (183 cm)
Weight: loads more than 168 lb (76 kg)
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: British
Distinguishing marks: massive ****

Only 6 out of 9 - damn it!

#41 Loomis

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 02:43 PM

Well, I shave with a Philishave HQ8894 Sensotec.

#42 Jim

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 02:51 PM

Originally posted by Mister Asterix


You may not win this game, Jim, but I think your chances of winning the ‘The “Are you like Ernst Stavro Blofeld” game?’ Game’ are increasing. Do you have earlobes?


Regrettably, yes.

Don't have a cat either

But I do so hate martial music and I have a copy of La Rochefocauld's maxims - will this do?

NB back to the "game" - my proper weight is pretty much bang on what Bond's is meant to be but they do have a nasty habit round here of pumping me full of steroids, so I'm a bit of a bloater at the moment.

#43 Jriv71

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 03:16 PM

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
Race: Caucasion
Gender: Female
Height: 6 ft 1 in (183 cm)
Weight: 64 kg
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: Amsterdam Dutch (with a posh 'r')
Distinguishing marks: Scar on left knee

Score: 4/9
So I'm nothing like Bond. But hey, what do you expect from a female.


Am I the only one who noticed this...6'1"! Good God!
Nevermind.

#44 Jriv71

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 03:25 PM

Well, let's see:

Race: Puerto-Rican (don't really look it.)
Gender: Male
Height: 6 ft
Weight: 168 lb (lost my lbs-to-kg chart in the mail.)
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Dominant hand: Right (I pitched right-handed, but I did switch-hit in college.)
Accent: Fuggedaboudit! (Actually I sound like a New Yorker who went to college and gives a rat's asterisk what he sounds like.)
Distinguishing marks: Scar on right cheek (like Bond, but mine is from the chicken pox, so nevermind.)

Also, I can fake an English accent, I can do a decent Connery, and being Puerto-Rican, I am quite proficient with a knife. (Fine, only in the kitchen.) Oh yeah, and I love to drive really fast, but when I do I have to take the car seats out of the car.

What's my score, I lost count...

#45 Joyce Carrington

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 05:49 PM

Originally posted by Jriv71


Am I the only one who noticed this...6'1"!  Good God!
Nevermind.


Is that so hard to believe? I'm really not that much taller than most girls my age. Hmm... maybe it's a Dutch thing... *Joyce ponders for a while*

#46 the007JamesBond

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Posted 11 June 2003 - 06:23 PM

Wait please,....

Did you know, that Sean Connery and George Lazenby are brown eyes then as Bond played. Timothy Dalton is green-blue (maybe haselbrown) eyes, as he played as Bond.
But a first is real Pierce Brosnan's eyes are blue!!!!
And Roger Moore's eyes blue-grey (I swear!!!) but his hair is nothing!!!
This Bond's biograhpy is real good one things, blue-grey eyes, black hairs.

But is why that all actors wrong with body in example : hairs and eyes are important as make-up. *confused*


Well, I've my Walther P99 in my room, I swear that almost real weapon.