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The James Bond Kill Count Video


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#1 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 02:12 PM

From 'Dr.No' to 'Skyfall' - let's count how many villains (and innocents) James Bond has killed along the way in his current 50 year run.

Place your bets on the total before watching! :P



#2 dtuba

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Posted 10 October 2015 - 02:19 AM

I'm going to guess....Twenty-two?



#3 Professor Pi

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Posted 10 October 2015 - 03:07 PM

Really liked that opening edit!  Skipped to the end though rather than watch 38 minutes of kills.  Was a bit surprised who was the "deadliest Bond" at the end, though it makes sense.



#4 AMC Hornet

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Posted 12 October 2015 - 06:14 PM

Interesting what counts as a 'kill' and what doesn't.

 

No mention of Baron Samedi - do they imagine that was really him on the front of the train?

Tashman in GG - looked dead to me.

They counted Jaws among the four in the car that went over the cliff in TSWLM.

"You Shot your bolt, Stromberg" apparently doesn't count as a 'killer pun' - is that because Bond said it before shooting him?

They must be counting accidents - George Leech getting knocked into the water by the paravane in FYEO couldn't have been intentional.

Who can verify 49 killed in the hangar in OP? And Bond wasn't responsible for the croc eating the goon at the floating palace.

Koskov's jeep killed the pilots of the other plane in Afghanistan, not Bond.

Did the Krest guard dumped into the maggot bin really die?

The pilot hit by the motorcycle at Arkangel - confirmed?

Boris Grishenko - talk about collateral.

So two of the parahawks crashed themselves - one after being hit by the other's grenade.

They missed one of the gunmen in Venice. That's okay - Bond didn't.

I suppose Greene would have died of exposure if Quantum hadn't caught up with him, but still...

 

Proves one thing, though:

 

I obviously have too much time on my hands.



#5 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 12 October 2015 - 07:02 PM

Didn't see Mayday getting it either.



#6 stromberg

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Posted 12 October 2015 - 07:19 PM

Interesting what counts as a 'kill' and what doesn't.

 

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Proves on thing, though:

 

I obviously have too much time on my hands.

But right you are. I'm only a few minutes into it, but I doubt they're playing "strict rules of golf" here. It's more clutching at straws to get a count as high as possible. He doesn't exactly kill the Three Blind Mice and their driver. Bond managed to avoid that big machine, the other driver didn't. And I'd also say he didn't kill Goldfinger. They fought, Goldfinger fired the gun that destroyed the window and was sucked out of the plane. That wasn't even "bodily harm with fatal consequences"...



#7 The Dove

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Posted 16 October 2015 - 05:52 AM

Awesome!

#8 AMC Hornet

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Posted 16 October 2015 - 04:12 PM

 

 

. He doesn't exactly kill the Three Blind Mice and their driver. Bond managed to avoid that big machine, the other driver didn't.

 

Can we even be sure the three gunmen were in the hearse?