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#241 seawolfnyy

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Posted 11 November 2014 - 10:38 PM

 

 

EON Productions

present

Mel Gibson

as

James Bond 007

in

"MOONRAKER 2: Riggs in Space"

 

 

 

 

How about:

 

THE PASSION OF HER MAJESTY

 

EDGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

 

OCTOCALYPTO

 

WHAT BOND WANTS

 

LETHAL INSEMINATION

 

LICENSE TO D.U.I.

 

Or:

EON Productions Present

 

Danny Glover

 

as

 

James Bond 007 in

 

Licence to Kill Part 2: I'm Getting Too Old for This S*it



#242 The Dove

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 02:42 AM

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#243 Agent 76

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 10:28 AM

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#244 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 03:10 PM

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#245 SkyfallCraig

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 04:20 PM

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#246 the man with the BB gun

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 06:28 PM

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#247 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 06:51 PM

Spy Hard



#248 AMC Hornet

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 07:01 PM

Spy Hard

That's actually been done, with Leslie Neilson as Dick Steele, agent WD40.

 

(The best part is the titles, featuring Weird Al Yankovic)



#249 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 07:14 PM

Hence why I posted it. Love that movie. Weird Al's second greatest contribution to cinema, behind my 3rd favorite non-Bond film UHF!



#250 AMC Hornet

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 08:12 PM

Gotta love that Rambo spoof, and the Indiana Jones sequence, and birthday boys getting to drink from the fire hose...

 

But back to the topic:

 

You Only Live Twice Too

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Octopussy 2: That Makes 16, Doesn't It?



#251 x007AceOfSpades

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 11:27 PM

 

 

 

EON Productions

present

Mel Gibson

as

James Bond 007

in

"MOONRAKER 2: Riggs in Space"

 

 

 

 

How about:

 

THE PASSION OF HER MAJESTY

 

EDGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

 

OCTOCALYPTO

 

WHAT BOND WANTS

 

LETHAL INSEMINATION

 

LICENSE TO D.U.I.

 

Or:

EON Productions Present

 

Danny Glover

 

as

 

James Bond 007 in

 

Licence to Kill Part 2: I'm Getting Too Old for This S*it

 

I love it!



#252 AMC Hornet

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Posted 17 November 2014 - 02:20 AM

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#253 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 17 November 2014 - 08:27 AM

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#254 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 17 November 2014 - 08:32 AM

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#255 ChrissBond007

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Posted 17 November 2014 - 02:17 PM

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#256 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 17 November 2014 - 02:39 PM

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#257 the man with the BB gun

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Posted 17 November 2014 - 06:26 PM

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#258 AMC Hornet

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Posted 17 November 2014 - 11:53 PM

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#259 The Dove

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Posted 18 November 2014 - 01:39 AM

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#260 AMC Hornet

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Posted 18 November 2014 - 01:58 AM

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Posted 18 November 2014 - 12:59 PM

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#262 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 18 November 2014 - 02:37 PM

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#263 The Dove

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Posted 19 November 2014 - 03:34 AM

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#264 The Dove

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Posted 21 November 2014 - 05:18 PM

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#265 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 21 November 2014 - 05:27 PM

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#266 the man with the BB gun

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Posted 22 November 2014 - 09:35 PM

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#267 AMC Hornet

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Posted 22 November 2014 - 11:30 PM

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Posted 23 November 2014 - 12:46 AM

Breaking Bond.

I like that one.



#269 The Dove

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Posted 23 November 2014 - 07:32 PM

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#270 AMC Hornet

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Posted 23 November 2014 - 09:46 PM

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