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#1 Wade

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 02:05 PM

If this has appeared on this site before, forgive me. I couldn't find it.

I saw this more than three decades ago in the pages of National Lampoon and couldn't stop laughing. It is the most straightforward -- albeit politically incorrect -- Bond parody ever. Doesn't try to be delicate. Doesn't try to be artsy or witty.

Well, you'll see for yourself ... if you dare ...

And remember: NSFW!!!!!!

http://powerpop.blog...01_archive.html

#2 AMC Hornet

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 10:21 PM

I have the original page in my scrapbook. I think of it every now and then when I need a laugh.

Why do they pick on Joey Heatherton?

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 11:02 PM

Tedious '70s dick jokes still tedious. 9/11 had more laughs.

#4 Wade

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Posted 30 March 2012 - 06:54 AM

Tedious '70s dick jokes still tedious. 9/11 had more laughs.

Tedious derision of other people's forum posts still tedious. Lighten up.

#5 glidrose

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 08:00 PM

Don't be so defensive. And for god's sakes Franks, find new material... if that's not too tedious.

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:34 PM

I guess I'm the only one who's lost... the link takes me to a blog about pop songs. I don't see anything James Bond or MAD related.

So confused... (I wouldn't be this confused if the original post had been made today)

#7 AMC Hornet

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 02:40 AM

You have to scroll down past the pop song entries to find the Bond reference, which I always found quite amusing.

Considering what you find if you follow the links in the Pictures of Roger Moore thread, this is far less provocative.

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 12:56 PM

I guess I scrolled through too quickly... and I also don't know why I thought I should be looking for something from MAD magazine. I must've been completely off my meds yesterday!

Edited by larrythefatcat, 02 April 2012 - 12:57 PM.


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Posted 02 April 2012 - 04:12 PM

I have the original page in my scrapbook. I think of it every now and then when I need a laugh.

Why do they pick on Joey Heatherton?


Who's he?

#10 AMC Hornet

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:32 PM

Assuming your blanked-out quote was in reference to Joey Heatherton, Miles, she was a pop singer in the sixties/early seventies. Apart from being the Madonna of her time, I know nothing else about her, which is why I wonder why NL picked on her.