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[Mr. Blofeld]

Okay, here's the latest installment of the Bond CapCon! The winner will be decided in two weeks' time; 'til then...



...have fun!

[danslittlefinger]

Sean to himself - "Why the bloody hell isssnt thisssh zhhhhippper in the front? Bashterd dresshhh makerssshhhh. "

[jaguar007]

Lishten Diane, I know you did a movie with Peter Sellers, but I bet I can sell you on my peter.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Press here to deflate...come on, for God's sake. I've got a round of golf with Al Pacino at 4!"

[elizabeth]

Sean to himself: What can I be doing that's more fun than this...knocking her up?

[Skudor]

"See, the finger sticks out on the other side."

[bondrules]

Sean thinking: Hmmmm, those are nice. Really nice.

[danslittlefinger]

Sean: "Your third nipple isssh really fasshnicating."
Dyan: "Try playing with other two first Sean, it might help this picture be more interesting."

[Jose]

Sean: Poke! Poke! Poke! Tickle-tickle! Coochie-coo! Hee-hee!
Dyan: This guy plays a suave secret agent?

Edited by Jose, 22 January 2010 - 05:30 AM.

[Kilroy6644]

If he extracts his finger and there is still some Dyan on it, it means she is not done yet and should be put back in the oven.

[danslittlefinger]

Kilroy my man, that's surely a winner.

[Kilroy6644]

I originally had a different idea, but Skudor beat me to it.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Nobody else? I only need one more to determine a winner...

[danslittlefinger]

Connery: "Damn thessshhhh brasshiere claspsshssss".

[danslittlefinger]

Wondering when this will be judged after Mr Blofeld assured me it would me very soon.
Not too sure of the delay though as keeping this competition going was my main aim when I "rebooted" it.
Judging takes but a minute.

I will take it upon myself to reboot the reboot by next week if things are not more definitive on the results front.
I'm sure the people who like these competitions will appreciate that.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Okay, the results!

10th Place:

Sean: Poke! Poke! Poke! Tickle-tickle! Coochie-coo! Hee-hee!
Dyan: This guy plays a suave secret agent?

9th Place:

Sean thinking: Hmmmm, those are nice. Really nice.

8th Place:

Connery: "Damn thessshhhh brasshiere claspsshssss".

7th Place:

Lishten Diane, I know you did a movie with Peter Sellers, but I bet I can sell you on my peter.

6th Place:

Sean to himself - "Why the bloody hell isssnt thisssh zhhhhippper in the front? Bashterd dresshhh makerssshhhh. "

5th Place:

Sean to himself: What can I be doing that's more fun than this...knocking her up?

4th Place:

"Press here to deflate...come on, for God's sake. I've got a round of golf with Al Pacino at 4!"

3rd Place:

Sean: "Your third nipple isssh really fasshnicating."
Dyan: "Try playing with other two first Sean, it might help this picture be more interesting."

2nd Place:

If he extracts his finger and there is still some Dyan on it, it means she is not done yet and should be put back in the oven.

…and our clear winner:

"See, the finger sticks out on the other side."

Congratulations, Skudor; your turn, mate.

[Kilroy6644]

Thank God it wasn't me. I hate trying to find pictures.