Blofeld's CapCon X
#1
Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:34 AM
So, this edition of the Blofeld CapCon is up to me.
Here's the pic.
One entry per person please.
Best caption wins.
Judging shall take place on the 25th.
#2
Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:38 AM
Blofeld attempts to give his cat the experience of popping a cherry.
#3
Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:39 AM
At the Piz Gloria Compound, scientists needed a live subject to test their "allergy" products on.
#4
Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:46 AM
Hello!
So, this edition of the Blofeld CapCon is up to me.
Here's the pic.
One entry per person please.
Best caption wins.
Judging shall take place on the 25th.
"Mmmmm, maraschino cherry . . . . in stainless steel!"
#5
Posted 19 April 2009 - 04:15 AM
(Meanwhile at the 'Blofeld Trump Apprentice Lap Cat' auditions) -
Blofeld: "If you can tie the stalk into a bow with your tongue, YOU"RE HIRED!!!! "
#6
Posted 19 April 2009 - 07:33 AM
#7
Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:18 PM
To pay the bills between films, Blofeld's cat goes to Amsterdam to make soft pørnos.
#8
Posted 20 April 2009 - 05:10 AM
Blofeld is known to cherry-pick his collaborators...
#9
Posted 20 April 2009 - 03:36 PM
Blofeld extends the branch of peace - "Detente cherry Cordiale."
(I know, I know... )
#10
Posted 20 April 2009 - 03:41 PM
To weaken Bond’s spirit before torturing him for information, LeChiffre makes an example of a cherry.
“It’s the simplest thing to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure. And of course, it's not only the immediate agony, but the knowledge... that if you do not yield soon enough... after approximately 10,000 licks... there will be little left to identify you as a man.”
#11
Posted 25 April 2009 - 04:08 AM
#12
Posted 25 April 2009 - 07:22 AM
"...and to immobilise the cat, pierce its brain with a cocktail stick and drag it out of the little er's mouth."
#13
Posted 25 April 2009 - 12:01 PM
I said "mon chéri" not "one cherry"! So much for the
romantic evening. What the hell, I'm hungry anyway.
#14
Posted 25 April 2009 - 04:11 PM
"A frozen cherry.. hmm, didn't see that one coming.."
#15
Posted 26 April 2009 - 06:54 AM
3rd - Dogmanstar
2nd - Jim
and...
1st- Mr. Blofeld.
Congrats!
#16
Posted 26 April 2009 - 04:49 PM
Anyhow, mes chéris, new one coming... in a couple of minutes!