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[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

Hello again!
I'll start this edition of the game. However, I'm having trouble actually posting the picture in the post.... Anyways, here's the link to the photo:

http://s339.photobuc..._77edba9924.jpg
Judging will take place on the 14th.

Have fun!

Edited by danielcraigisjamesbond007, 12 April 2009 - 03:02 PM.

[MkB]

- Blofeld's Cat: I have information for you. Very sensitive. About a man you've been looking for for a long time.
- James Bond: ... OK! But who are you?
- Blofeld's Cat: Just call me "Deep Throat", will you?

[danslittlefinger]

Cats who cross Blofeld always ask the same question: "Is that a f**@ing anal thermometer?......aaaarrrgggghhhhh!!"

or

The credit crunch hits Bond 23 as Barbara presents the next Jaws.

[Jose]

"So he strikes like.... thunnnnnderrrrrrbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll"

Blofeld's Cat covering the Tom Jones classic at the annual SPECTRE company picnic.

[danslittlefinger]

The cat laughing hysterically to Le Chiffre: " Ha Ha, now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls! "
Chiffre: "Hardly, you're neutered ".
Cat:

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

Great posts guys! Keep 'em coming!!

[Jaws0178]

Little does everyone know, but the reason Blofelds Cat is screaming is because when Bond dropped Blofeld down the chimney in For Your Eyes Only, Blofeld forgot to feed his cat.


or


"Watch out for that first step, Ernst. It's a doozy. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Judo chop]

In the upcoming Bond film, an EON-produced semi-faithful adaptation of YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE, Bond not only defeats his nemesis Ernst Stavro Blofeld, but, after a quick visit to the taxidermist, also ends up with a pretty nifty toilet brush holder.

[danslittlefinger]

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

Okay. I'll be generous. I'll give people two extra days to add their comments. Besides, I have papers to finish (so judging will now take place on the 16th.) Sorry...

[Mr. Blofeld]

After Bond left Tosca to chase after some baddies, the opera's headliner, Mr. Bigglesworth, began his aria...

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

Just a reminder. Tomorrow's judgement day!
Keep sending in those captions!

[danslittlefinger]

Blofeld misinterprets the phrase "pussyfooting around" as he steps on his cat's one and only bunion.

or

"Yawn, I'm just here for the birds".

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

First of all, I'd just like to say thanks for everyone's posts. I got a lot of laughs out of all of them! Great job everyone! I enjoyed reading everyone's posts!
So, now for the moment we've all been waiting for:

In Third Place:
Cats who cross Blofeld always ask the same question: "Is that a f**@ing anal thermometer?......aaaarrrgggghhhhh!!"
Nice!

In Second Place:
Blofeld's Cat: I have information for you. Very sensitive. About a man you've been looking for for a long time.
- James Bond: ... OK! But who are you?
- Blofeld's Cat: Just call me "Deep Throat", will you?
Very Nice!!!

And in First Place....:
Jose: "So he strikes like.... thunnnnnderrrrrrbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll"

Blofeld's Cat covering the Tom Jones classic at the annual SPECTRE company picnic.

I got a HUGE laugh out of that caption! LOL!
Congratulations, Jose! You win!!!!

[MkB]

Kudos Jose! It was indeed a very nice caption!

[Jose]

Sweeet!

I'll have the next picture up within the next few days.

[danslittlefinger]

Sweeet!

I'll have the next picture up within the next few days.

Well done! Nice caption..look forward to your picture.