Blofelds Cat CapCon VII
#1
Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:05 AM
#2
Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:11 AM
"You want me to do what to Mr. Bond?!"
#3
Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:21 AM
'If I stay veeery still, James Bond will think I'm a stuffed cat and he'll leave me alone...'
#4
Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:34 AM
"I have taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice."
#5
Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:36 AM
"I have taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice."
#6
Posted 25 March 2009 - 01:35 AM
Thanks!"I have taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice."
#7
Posted 31 March 2009 - 02:44 AM
The cat looks on in stroke-inducing amazement as Blofeld struggles to fit himself into the stiletto's on sale at the mall.
#8
Posted 31 March 2009 - 07:25 AM
"OK, let me see if I've got this... I get in the bag... you zip the bag up.. you throw it in the canal, it sinks... So... where does the magic trick come in?
...oh."
#9
Posted 31 March 2009 - 03:55 PM
"When you said you asked that shop assistant out and said "the pussy's in the bag" with a wink, I didn't think you meant me.."
#10
Posted 31 March 2009 - 04:39 PM
This unfortunately is third. Originally I had this one picked for second, but Jims was slightly funnier.
"You want me to do what to Mr. Bond?!"
Okay, here is your winner. I could just see this happening prior to Diamonds Are Forever.The cat looks on in stroke-inducing amazement as Blofeld struggles to fit himself into the stiletto's on sale at the mall.
This one is second place. Jim, I'll be honest with you, it was hard to pick between yours and dlf.
"OK, let me see if I've got this... I get in the bag... you zip the bag up.. you throw it in the canal, it sinks... So... where does the magic trick come in?
...oh."
So, congratulations, Danslittlefinger.
#11
Posted 31 March 2009 - 04:45 PM
There I was reading a sarcastic comment to my posting of the Quinn "I want to be James Bond" story and the pop up stating I won came on.
I nearly choked on my egg roll.
I shall find a picture and post fortwith.