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[Scaramanga'74]

"Courage is no match for an unfriendly shoe, Countess".

[hilly]

He got the boot.

[dinovelvet]

And his wife?

[the other fellow]

"She has two moles on the left thigh."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"You have wonderful eyes and beautiful...earlobes."

[DamnCoffee]

"So did I!"

[dinovelvet]

It'll take more than cutting off your earlobes to turn you into a count, Blofeld!

[the other fellow]

"So you are to have DNA Replacement Therapy." "Let me explain the first two phases..."

[DamnCoffee]

"Only Half? Where's your courage Bunky!"

[Janus Assassin]

"Threw it away years ago."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Easy come, easy go!"

[George Lazenby]

"Foolish sentiment"

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[agentjamesbond007]

"Really? Well there's only one small problem, I have no swimming trunks"

[DamnCoffee]

"Lets go fishing!"

[solace]

'you're joking! '

[dinovelvet]

Well its never too late to learn.

[DamnCoffee]

"It's not too late, 8 million people need not die!"

[The Dove]

" Heh.. American motorists kill that many every two years!! "

[dinovelvet]

The roads can really burn you up these days!

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Don't worry, I've got a friend named Felix who can fix anything."

[Scaramanga'74]

"Is this supposed to be your idea of "coming through in a clinch"?

[agentjamesbond007]

"Yes, considerably!"

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Remarkable, but what does the club secretary have to say?"

[hilly]

He says we're a little overdressed but he'll take us to Cairo

[The Dove]

" You have exactly 35 minutes to get properly dressed, 007!! "

[DamnCoffee]

"Is that supposed to be your idea of coming through in a clinch?!"

[Unit II]

"Is that supposed to be your idea of coming through in a clinch?!"

"It's an idea at that."

[agentjamesbond007]

"You noticed!"

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Gentlemen, you must forgive me, not being British I sometimes find your sense of humor rather difficult to follow."

[dinovelvet]

Then I'll make it all very plain to you!