2238 replies to this topic

[bond_girl_double07]

Granted...but the only place you can find is a roach-invested, water leaking dive.

I wish people would learn to park between the lines!

Granted, now the roads are lined with parked cars..


I wish I could concentrate on my work!

[darthbond]

Granted, but you are top of Mt. Everest where it is cold and snowy. You must finish your work to get down.

I wish I could have get my girl friend to live with me.

darthbond

[moorebond82]

Granted but she becomes a total slob and destroys your place.

I wish i had a..Omelette

[darthbond]

Granted, but it is my great aunt's version of it, which tastes like !

I wish I had no ing homework

darthbond

[capungo]

Granted, you just got expelled

I wish I knew how to play cards well

[darthbond]

Granted, you just got expelled

YES!!!!!!

Granted but you knew how to play cards so well, you lost at a high stakes game of Connect Four!

I wish I could be rich and famous without the press all over my personal life and finace problems.

darthbond

Edited by darthbond, 05 December 2006 - 11:52 PM.

[ACE]

I wish I could be rich and famous without the press all over my personal life and finace problems.

Granted. You are the dictator of a small nation who controls the press and syphons off money into your Swiss bank account. You are rich and famous but terminated by a regime change operation. You were given a state funeral...

I wish for a cure to cancer...

[Damien Hunt]

Granted, but the cure only works on snails


I wish I had thought of YouTube

[ACE]

I wish I had thought of YouTube

You did - except you gave the name to your brand of re-usable toilet paper which, stangely enough, did not sell very well.

I wish for you to get your wish

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted...but I wished that you'd be struck down with Crabs!


I WISH I could get a good job!

[moorebond82]

Granted but your fired a week later.

I wish my piercing wasn't so sore

[darthbond]

Granted, now you get it in the form of a knife.

I wish Christmas was here now.

darthbond

[moorebond82]

Granted but you get no presents and you spend it alone.

I wish i was James Bond!

[killkenny kid]

I wish, I had 24 hours with Halle Berry.

[Damien Hunt]

Granted but you get no presents and you spend it alone.

I wish i was James Bond!

Granted- But you are the first gay Bond, and have to do a real love scene to make it look more realistic on film.


I wish my Mother-in-law would butt-out!

[darthbond]

I wish, I had 24 hours with Halle Berry.

Granted, but she is in a bad mood because she had a bad sex night the night before.

As for Hunt:Granted, but your father in law came to sleep with you.

I wish I could have all the Ultimate Edition DVD's of James Bond and they were in mint condition.

darthbond

p.s 400th post!

Edited by darthbond, 06 December 2006 - 11:20 PM.

[Gennie Lynd]

granted, but it has been down your worst enemys pants for 6 years!

I wish I get a+s in every class!

[darthbond]

Granted, but now the class is beating you up tommorow.

I wish I was in a Bond movie.

darthbond

[ACE]

I wish, I had 24 hours with Halle Berry.

Granted, but she is in a bad mood because she had a bad sex night the night before.

Yeah, sorry about that Halle but I had a headache...

I wish I was in a Bond movie.

You were. You were the extra whose part did NOT get cut out of Never Say Never Again...

I wish John Lennon was alive today.

[Trey]

Granted, the Lennons down the road have just named their newborn son "Johnathan".


I wish Casino Royale wasn't so overrated.

[Gennie Lynd]

Granted, but now it sucks because all they have in Casino Royal is a penguin suffing! ( GOOD JOB!! )

I wish I didn't have to do chores everyday, and I didn't have to do homework! (I wouldn't care if I got expelled)! (sorry i like faces)
(Oh and Darth Bond I am a foot taller then everyone at school I could defend myself without trouble! )

Edited by Gennie Lynd, 10 December 2006 - 12:19 AM.

[darthbond]

Granted. You died.

I wish I the Aston Martin DB5 and it never died on me and I knew how to drive it.

darthbond

[moorebond82]

Granted but then it gets stolen and taken apart at a illegal body shop.


I wish my hair was longer.

[bond_girl_double07]

Granted but then it gets stolen and taken apart at a illegal body shop.


I wish my hair was longer.

Granted but now you can't see Cbn


I wish I didn't have to work tonight

[Trey]

Granted, you're hit by a bus.






I wish I knew the title of the upcoming Sony Pictures Bond film.

[moorebond82]

Granted but after you found out,daniel craig drowned you in a bathtub.


I wish i had a never ending supply of soda.



Oh and bond_girl_double07 your reply wouldn't really bother me my hair is usually covering my eyes anyway.lol

Edited by moorebond82, 11 December 2006 - 02:46 AM.

[Trey]

Granted, it's TAB




I wish I could appear as a minor character in Bond 22

[moorebond82]

Granted,you play a rug


I wish my shower water was never cold.

Edited by moorebond82, 11 December 2006 - 03:20 AM.

[darthbond]

Granted, then it burned you alive!

I wish I didn't have to pay anything for everything and people wouldn't beat me up.

darthbond

[moorebond82]

Granted but then everything you want blows up and your just ignored.

I wish Ian Fleming wrote more bond books.