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[Jim]

Bungle would take Zippy. But that's possibly only gossip.

George the increasingly suspect hippo

or

Kevin the Gerbil?

[Santa]

I hate to say it as I love George, but it would be Kevin.

Rod, Jane or Freddie?

[Jim]

If Jane sides with Rod, then Freddie is bound to win. If Jane sides with Freddie, then Freddie will win. Basically, Freddie had a suspect look about him, as if he should be operating a funfair ride, and Rod was patently useless.

Zoltar from Battle of the Planets

or

Strange bug-eyed man-child-woman thing James/Lauren Harries?

[Santa]

Zoltar.

Kenny Everett

or

Kenneth Williams

Now there's a hard one...

[Jim]

Zoltar.

Kenny Everett

or

Kenneth Williams

Now there's a hard one...

Rot - Zoltar was rubbish.

The double-entendre aside, Kenneth Williams would easily win - annihilate Ken E with utter disdain; wonderful.

Patrick Mower

or

A lawn mower? (Please let this one happen).

[TortillaFactory]

Definitely a lawn mower.

Mr. Darcy

OR

A wounded bull?

[ACE]

A wounded Bull.


Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven

or

Sean Connery in The Rock

[Jaws0178]

Connery in the Rock.

Mario or Link

[Qwerty]

Mario for some inane reason.

William Shatner or Bob Barker?

[killkenny kid]

Bob Barker, did you see Happy Gilmore?

Robert Brown or Dame Judi Dench.

[Qwerty]

Dame Judi Dench

Peanut Butter or Jelly?

[Double-Oh Agent]

Peanut Butter

Stamper or Renard?

[OVERLORD]

Stamper

Simon Templar (The Saint) or Sir Charles Litton (The Phantom)

[Clouseau]

i dunno how Stamper could possibly beat Renard, but... hmmm...

i'd say while the Phantom is a classic villain, he never seemed to be too physically active (possibly because he retired some time ago), so i'm gonna have to vote for The Saint...

that said, perhaps The Phantom will fare better in this matchup:

Sir Charles Lytton (from the PP movies)

vs.

Sir James Bond (from CR'67)


or to make things more confusing, it's David Niven vs. David Niven!

Edited by Clouseau, 03 May 2006 - 02:17 PM.

[Carver]

David Niven. Oh ok, Sir James Bond then. I dunno, just somehow I think he'd win

Lara Croft

or

Joanna Dark?

[Jaws0178]

ooohhhhh!!!!! Don't make me choose!!!! :: Stamps foot:: Ohhhhh, all right! Sorry, Lara.

Joanna Dark

Duke Nukem

vs.

Carver!!!! (Making me choose)

[Pam Bouvier]

Makepeace (I loved that show...so glad some else remembers it. Didn't the two leads get married in real life?)

Odd Job or Goldfinger?

[Clouseau]

Oddjob, with that bowler!

Oddjob

vs.

Jaws

[Pam Bouvier]

Jaws!
Jaws or Red Grant?

[Santa]

Makepeace (I loved that show...so glad some else remembers it. Didn't the two leads get married in real life?)

They did indeed. I loved that one too.

Jaws!
Jaws or Red Grant?

Red Grant.

He-Man or Lion-O?

[Clouseau]

Lion-O!

continuing the theme of classic cartoons, who remembers G.I.Joe?!

Duke

vs.

Snakeyes

[Jaws0178]

Duke would, but Snakeyes was cool too.

Duke

vs.

Any of the Thundercats

[Santa]

Any of the Thundercats of course!

Wonderwoman

or

Superman?

[Clouseau]

Superman (duh!)

Sgt. Slaughter

vs.

Shipwreck

[Jaws0178]

Ooh, Slaughter, of course.

Sean Connery

vs.

Charles Bronson

[Clouseau]

Connery

Yellow M&M

vs.

Red M&M

[killkenny kid]

Red.

D'Artagnan

vs

Athos

[Mr Malcolm]

D'Artagnan, although if Athos stops drinking, who knows?

Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds

or

Willy Fogg?

Edited by Mr Malcolm, 06 May 2006 - 05:02 PM.

[killkenny kid]

Willy Fogg.

K.D. Lang

vs

Madonna

[Jaws0178]

Madonna

Blofeld

vs.

Dr. Evil

( There is a side fight between Blofelds cat, Mr. Tinkles, and Mr. Bigglesworth)