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[dinovelvet]

Linda Christian (Valerie Mathis from the ORIGINAL Casino Royale in 1954)
Eva Green (Vesper Lynd)
(And no using Casino Royale, there is a way to do it with abslutely no Bond movies)

Good luck

Off to the imdb we go...

Linda Christian in The VIPS with Richard Burton
who was in 1984 with John Hurt
who was in Rob Roy with Liam Neeson
who was in Kingdom of Heaven with Eva Green

Ludger Pistor to Rick Moranis

[Jaws0178]

Here is mine from the last one: Linda Christian to Eva Green

Linda Christian to Richard Burton-The V.I.Ps
Richard Burton to Bernard Lee- The Spy who came in from the cold
Bernard Lee to Donald Sutherland- Dr. Terror's House of Horrors
Donald Sutherland to Robert DuVall- MASH
Robert DuVall to Nicholas Cage- Gone in 60 Seconds
Nicholas Cage to Christian Bale- Captain Corelli's Mandolin
Christian Bale to Liam Neeson- Batman Begins
Liam Neeson to Eva Green- Kingdom of Heaven


Ludger Pistor to Ben Kingsley- Schindler's List
Ben Kingsley to Sigourney Weaver- Dave
Sigourney Weaver to Rick Moranis- Ghostbusters I+II

Did it in three, no Bonds
Sorry it took so long, friend kept coming over to use the compy

Bond vs. The Terminator
George Lazenby to Kristiana Loken (The T-X)

[dinovelvet]

Bond vs. The Terminator
George Lazenby to Kristiana Loken (The T-X)

George Lazenby to Donald Sutherland in Kentucky Fried Movie
Donald Sutherland to Ray Winstone in Cold Mountain
Ray Winstone to Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast
Ben Kingsley to Kristanna Loken in Bloodrayne

Karin Dor to Jessica Simpson (ugh...sorry )

[homerjbond]

Karin Dor in The Face of Fu Manchu with Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee in Star Wars: Episode II with Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson inPulp Fiction with Ving Rhames
Ving Rhames in Striptease with Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds in The Dukes of Hazard with Jessica Simpson


(In honor of the Masters this past weekend)
"Golf" Special:

Putter Smith with Phil Mickelson

[Jaws0178]

Putter Smith to Peggy Rea- Devil in a blue dress
P Rea to John Schneider- The Dukes of Hazzard (TV)
J. Schneider to Mickey Jones- One ep of DOH
M. Jones to Phil Mickelson- Tin Cup

Sorry, had to use a TV show for a couple of them. Don't make it hard for a guy.

Bond Wives special
Cassandra Harris (Broz first wife) to Diane Cilento (Sir Sean's first wife)

Edited by Jaws0178, 11 April 2006 - 12:12 AM.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Cassandra Harris to PB to Keely Shaye Smith

I'm not getting this right am I?

[Jaws0178]

Cassandra Harris (Broz first wife) to Diane Cilento (Sir Sean's first wife)

I'm sorry. I was editing it probably as you were looking at it. The challenge is Cassandra Harris to Diane Cilento. Good luck

[dinovelvet]

Cassandra Harris (Broz first wife) to Diane Cilento (Sir Sean's first wife)

I'm sorry. I was editing it probably as you were looking at it. The challenge is Cassandra Harris to Diane Cilento. Good luck

Hmm, every route I took led to Bond. Oh well :

Diane Cilento to Christopher Lee/Britt Ekland in The Wicker Man
Christopher Lee/Britt Ekland to Roger Moore, TMWTGG
Roger Moore to Cassandra Harris, FYEO

or

Christopher Lee to Pierce Brosnan in Death Train
Pierce Brosnan to Cassandra Harris in some Remington Steele episodes

Roger Moore to David Hasselhoff

[homerjbond]

Not to get picky, but I don't think Putter Smith was in Devil in a Blue Dress, what role did he play?

As for Jaws0178's:

Diane Cilento in The Wicker Man with Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee in Star Wars: Episode II with Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction with Ving Rhames
Ving Rhames in Striptease with Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds in Rough Cut with Cassandra Harris


"Hawaii Hunk" Special:

Jack Lord to Tom Selleck

[CowboyFunk22]

I just wanted to do this:

Sean Connery---Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade ----Harrison Ford
Harrison Ford --- Raiders of the Lost Ark ---- George Harris (Boat Captain)
George Harris ---- Layer Cake (Morty) ---- Danny Craig

I'm sure their are plenty of faster ways to do this, but i was excited when i recognized George Harris as the Boat Captain when i watched Raiders the other day. Kind of a small part and 25 years ago, and not the most recognizeable actor, so it was on my mind.

[Jaws0178]

He wasn't. I screwed up. My answer was supposed to be Putter Smith to Peggy Rae in "Win Lose or Steal." I am so sorry. I am beating my head against the wall.

Anyway, back to the game. Had o go with TV again,
Jack Lord to Shirley Knight- The Counterfeit Killer
S. Knight to Sally Field- Beyond the Poseidon Adventure
Sally Field to Burt Reynolds- Smokey and the Bandit
Burt Reynolds to Jerry Reed- Gator
Jerry Reed to Tom Selleck- Concrete Cowboys

And Dinovelvet, FYI, Bond is allowed, just not for the obvious ones. Sean Connery to Pierce Brosnan. Try to find an alternate way to it.

xXx vs. XXX
Vin Diesel Barbara Bach

Usual Rules apply, and take it from me, check your answers.

[Krilencu]

Vin Diesel Barbara Bach
Vin Diesel in The Fast And The Furious with Paul Walker
who was in Timeline with Billy Connoli
who was in To The North Of Katmandu with Mrs Ringo Starr


[in Darth Vader's voice]
"I am your Father" special
Pedro Armendariz to Pedro Armendariz Jr (no Desmond please)

Edited by Krilencu, 11 April 2006 - 03:57 AM.

[Jaws0178]

{In Luke Skywalkers voice}
Yeah, well where is my child support, you deadbeat dad!!!

Anyway, back to the game
Pedro Armendariz to Pedro Armendariz Jr

Pedro Armendariz to Guy Williams- Captain Sindbad
G. Williams to Michael Landon- I was a teenage Warewolf <~~~you too?
M. Landon to Eli Wallach- Sam's Son
E. Wallach to Edward Norton- Keeping the Faith
E. Norton to Antonio Banderas- Frida
A. Banderas to Pedro Armendariz Jr- Once upon a time in Mexico

6 no Bonds eat your heart out

{In Vince McMahons voice}
Wrestler Special
The Rock to Harold Sakata

No Bonds, usual rules apply. Good luck

[dinovelvet]

{In Vince McMahons voice}
Wrestler Special
The Rock to Harold Sakata

No Bonds, usual rules apply. Good luck

Harold Sakata in Poppies are also flowers, with Yul Brynner
who was in Futureworld with Peter Fonda
who was in Easy Rider with Dennis Hopper
who was in True Romance with Christopher Walken
who was in The Rundown with The Rock

The Long and the Short :

Geoffrey Holder to Herve Villechaize (no using Roger Moore, please!)

[Jaws0178]

Can I use him for your "Roger Moore to David Hasselhoff" one. Thought I forgot, huh?

Roger Moore to David Hasselhoff

Roger Moore to Elisabeth Shue- The Saint (Movie)
E. Shue to Billy Zane- Back to the Future II
B. Zane to Bill Paxton- Titanic
B. Paxton to Harvey Keitel- U-571
H. Keitel to Adam Sandler- Little Nicky
A. Sandler to Rob Schneider- 50 First Dates
R. Schneider to Rip Torn- Down Periscope
R. Torn to David Hasselhoff- Dodgeball: A true Underdog Story

[Jaws0178]

Geoffrey Holder to Christopher Lee- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Christopher Lee to Herve Villechaize- TMWTGG (Never said I couldn't use Lee)

Assassins Special:
Ed Harris to Robert Carlyle

[dinovelvet]

Geoffrey Holder to Christopher Lee- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Christopher Lee to Herve Villechaize- TMWTGG (Never said I couldn't use Lee)
Assassins Special:
Ed Harris to Robert Carlyle

Hmm...and Geoffrey Holder doing a voiceover, does that really count?
Anyway:

Robert Carlyle in The 51st state (aka Formula 51) with Samuel L.Jackson
Samuel L.Jackson in The Negotiator with Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey in Glengarry Glen Ross with Ed Harris

'Fun with names' special

Yaphet Kotto to Gotz Otto

[Krilencu]

'Fun with names' special

Yaphet Kotto to Gotz Otto

Yaphet Kotto in Alien with Harry Dean Stanton
who is in Alien Autopsy (not a sequel) with Gotz Otto


Julia Roberts to Tanya Roberts

[homerjbond]

Tanya Roberts in Sheena with Donovan Scott
Donovan Scott in Blast From the Past with Brenden Fraser
Brenden Fraser in Crash with Don Cheadle
Don Cheadle in Ocean's Eleven with Julia Roberts

"Superfluous Third Nipple" Special:
Christopher Lee with Dan Castellaneta

[dinovelvet]

"Superfluous Third Nipple" Special:
Christopher Lee with Dan Castellaneta

Ha...well assuming guest stars on the Simpsons don't count, then :

Dan Castellaneta in My Giant with Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal in Analyze this with Robert Deniro
Robert Deniro in Ronin with Sean Bean
Sean Bean in Lord of the rings with Christopher Lee

'Let's stop using Christopher Lee since he was in Lord of the Rings and Star wars so you can basically connect anyone to him pretty quickly' special

Curt Jurgens to Kurt Russell

[ACE]

Curt Jurgens in The Assassination Bureau with Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed in Gladiator with Russell Crowe
Russell Crowe in The Insider with Al Pacino
Al Pacino in Heat with Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro in Copland with Sly Stallone
Sly Stallone in Tango And Cash with Kurt Russell.

Billy Crystal to Billy Joel

[Head of S]

Curt Jurgens in The Assassination Bureau with Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed in Gladiator with Russell Crowe
Russell Crowe in The Insider with Al Pacino
Al Pacino in Heat with Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro in Copland with Sly Stallone
Sly Stallone in Tango And Cash with Kurt Russell.

Billy Crystal to Billy Joel

Billy Crystal in Analyze This with Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro in Goodfellas with Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci in Easy Money - title song by Billy Joel (does that count?)

Kenneth Cranham to Kenneth Williams

[ACE]

Billy Crystal to Billy Joel

Billy Crystal in Analyze This with Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro in Goodfellas with Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci in Easy Money - title song by Billy Joel (does that count?)

No, not really.

Nice try, Head of S but Billy actually "starred" in a movie. Same way Bob de Niro, Matt Damon, Mel Gibson have "starred" in movies.

Kenneth Cranham to Kenneth Williams

No, can't do it. Too difficult.

[dinovelvet]

Billy Crystal in Analyze This with Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro in Goodfellas with Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci in Easy Money - title song by Billy Joel (does that count?)

No, not really.

Nice try, Head of S but Billy actually "starred" in a movie. Same way Bob de Niro, Matt Damon, Mel Gibson have "starred" in movies.

I assume (with imdb help) that we're talking about Billy Joel doing a voiceover in 'Oliver and Company'? Can't be bothered to do that one anyway



Kenneth Cranham to Kenneth Williams

No, can't do it. Too difficult.


Oh well why not...

Kenneth Williams in The Hound of the Baskervilles with Denholm Elliott
who was in Indiana Jones and the last crusade with Sean Connery
who was in Playing by Heart with Angelina Jolie
who was in Tomb Raider with Daniel Craig
who was in Layer Cake with Kenneth Cranham

'Weight watchers' special

Gert Frobe to Kevin James

PS nice sig, ACE, I only just noticed it. Allow me to post my own variation on it:

How many Bond fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the lightbulb, and three hundred to complain that the lightbulb doesn't need to be replaced yet, it's still got life left in it, and besides, the new lightbulb is blond and looks nothing like Fleming's description of a lightbulb!

[homerjbond]

Gert Frobe in Bloodline with Ben Gazzara
Ben Gazzara in Road House with Kelly Lynch
Kelly Lynch in Virtuosity with Denzel Washington
Denzel Washington in Training Day with Eva Mendes
Eva Mendes in Hitch with Kevin James


"University of Houston (my alma mater)" Special:

Lois Chiles with Randy Quaid

[Krilencu]

"University of Houston (my alma mater)" Special:

Lois Chiles with Randy Quaid

Lois Chiles in Speed 2 with Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bullock in A Time To Kill with Oliver Platt
Oliver Platt in The Ice Harvest with with Randy Quaid

Bald Guys special
Telly Savalas to Terry O'Quinn

[Head of S]

"University of Houston (my alma mater)" Special:

Lois Chiles with Randy Quaid

Lois Chiles in Speed 2 with Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bullock in A Time To Kill with Oliver Platt
Oliver Platt in The Ice Harvest with with Randy Quaid

Bald Guys special
Telly Savalas to Terry O'Quinn

Telly Savalas in Capricorn One with Hal Holbrook
Hal Holbrook in Magnum Force with Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood in Million Dollar Baby with Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman in Batman Begins with Gary Oldman
Gary Oldman in Air Force One with Harrison Ford
Harrison Ford in Working Girl with David Duchovny
David Duchovny in X Files: The Movie with Terry O'Quinn

Try Brian Blessed to Bryan Brown

Edited by Head of S, 14 April 2006 - 06:47 PM.

[homerjbond]

Brian Blessed in Flash Gordon with Max Von Sydow
Max Von Sydow in Minority Report with Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise in Cocktail with Bryan Brown

Just wondering, which Bond flick was Brian Blessed in?


"Bond(s)" Special

Samantha Bond with Barry Bonds

[dinovelvet]

Samantha Bond with Barry Bonds

Yikes...

Barry Bonds in Rookie of the year with Gary Busey
Gary Busey to Keanu Reeves in Point Break
Keanu Reeves to Connie Nielsen in Devil's advocate
Connie Nielsen in Mission to Mars with Tim Robbins
Tim Robbins in Erik the viking with Samantha Bond

'Don't give up the day job' special

Grace Jones to Dennis Rodman

[Head of S]

Brian Blessed in Flash Gordon with Max Von Sydow
Max Von Sydow in Minority Report with Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise in Cocktail with Bryan Brown

Just wondering, which Bond flick was Brian Blessed in?

Sorry, going by previous posts I wasn't aware they had to have been in a Bond movie. However, Brian Blessed was in one of the early 'Tales Of The Unexpected' episodes - 'Lamb To The Slaughter' - based on Roald Dahl's short story. However, Patricia Neal revealed in an interview that the plot was given to Dahl by Ian Fleming over dinner. In the story a woman kills her unfaithful husband with a frozen leg of lamb, which she then cooks and serves to the police, made hungry by their unsuccessful hunt for the murder weapon!