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[MillesGloriosus]

Into the Breach
The Black Widow
Miles Gloriosus
The Siren
The Grandmaster
Project Triumph

[Mr Malcolm]

I kind of like the idea of:

I WANT TO HEAR YOU SCREAM

Just think what you could do with that!

[Judo chop]

The Light of Day

[Judo chop]

How about BONDIN': ELECTRIC DOUBLE-O?

I am soooo sorry to say that I get it.

Is that the one where he partners up with Russian Special <agent> K?

ugh...

[Mr Malcolm]

How about BONDIN': ELECTRIC DOUBLE-O?

I am soooo sorry to say that I get it.

Is that the one where he partners up with Russian Special <agent> K?

ugh...

Doesn't bear thinking about, does it?

[Iceheart]

No body told me what they thought of my title
Silence is Deadly
Its a bit like LALD because its a saying that been changed a bit

[Number 6]

James Bond will return in..


IRONTHORN

[Iceheart]

I like it but some people are getting bored with

Goldfinger
Silverfin
Goldeneye

[ACE]

Lines Of Doubt
Fortune Smiles On Some
Fool For Lesser Things
A Matter Of Lies And Death
Only Time Cannot Tell
Sleep Instead Of Teardrops

[ACE]

No body told me what they thought of my title
Silence is Deadly
Its a bit like LALD because its a saying that been changed a bit

Ah yes. Silence Is Golden. Change Golden to Deadly.
Yes, nice one, Iceheart!
Excellent!
Very Fleming.

[ACE]

porkhands. the villan has pork for hands

Oh yeah, and I guess he's got sausages for fin.....waidaminute!

How about:

SAUSAGEFINGER*

Bond Girl, Faulk Mei Hardt: "I suppose you're here to pork me?"

Bond (between henchwomen, Humpty and Dumpty): "I suppose I'm piggy-in-the-middle"

Bond villain, Walls Porker aka Sausagefinger: "You are looking at an industrial meatgrinder. It can make a thousand Turkey Twizzlers or cut your sausage in half."

Bond Girl, Porker Dotty: "Wow, Mr Bond, that's a lot of meat you have there..."
Bond: "Well I hope you're hungry"

Henchman, Bangerz: can squeeze a live pig into sausage meat with his bare hands.
And does so.

(*nothing to do with james st. john smythe's suggestion. Honest)

No copyright in a title. This thread is a free for all for aspiring (Bond)writers. I'm particularly worried about my suggestions being stolen....

[GreggAllinson]

About a year ago, when some folks were kicking around ideas for potential Bond films, mine was called "To Reign in Hell". Basically, it was sort of a remake of Moonraker (the novel, not the movie) with the "gag" of the villain essentially being Fleming's Bond (under a different name, but he was a SPECTRE agent with a scar on his face and a SPECTRE tattoo on his hand, echoing Bond's SMERSH mark in Casino Royale) played by Jeremy Irons.

[james st.john smythe]

japseye

[Royal Dalton]

Droopmaker

Scientist Everard Koch, driven insane after the formula for vıagra was stolen from him, plans to take his revenge on mankind by releasing a chemical into the Earth's atmosphere that will render every male on the planet impotent.

[gadgetfusion]

The Harsh and the Deadly

Killer Queen (sorry, just had to use that Queen song)

Floats Like A Feather, Stings Like a Wasp

I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am (just a little joke)

Russia and Out

To Serve The Queen

Silent and Violent

Edited by gadgetfusion, 21 January 2006 - 01:43 PM.

[Binyamin]

THE MAN FROM NANTUCKET

[james st.john smythe]

the man who killed greame souness.

[Loomis]

GOLDBRICKER

NOT SO FAST, MR. BOND!

ROCKY III

[Agent 76]

BOND SUPREMACY

GOODNIGHT AND GOOD LUCK MR BOND

THE PASSION OF THE BOND

[007_Stef]

The Perusian Eye

Life Brings Death

Kill in the Darkness

Darkened Fear

Kill by the Day

Live by the Gun

Guns of East

The Assassin's Eye/Scope/Bullet

[Qwerty]

James Bond

IN

Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You

[Agent 76]

JAMES BOND WILL RETURN IN

"I AIN'T GET ON NO PLANE, MR BOND!"

[1q2w3e4r]

They should start using Fleming's chapter titles. Plenty of good ones there.

[Qwerty]

They should start using Fleming's chapter titles.  Plenty of good ones there.

Couldn't agree more - I think there was a recent thread around here picking out the good ones.

[darthbond]

Here's mine.
"Time's precious weapon"

darthbond

[Mr Malcolm]

Droopmaker

Scientist Everard Koch, driven insane after the formula for vıagra was stolen from him, plans to take his revenge on mankind by releasing a chemical into the Earth's atmosphere that will render every male on the planet impotent.

You haven't read Drop The Dead Donkey 2000, by any chance, have you RD?

[Bond Bug]

What about a title that starts: James Bond and...

Like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[Head of S]

No body told me what they thought of my title
Silence is Deadly
Its a bit like LALD because its a saying that been changed a bit

Ah yes. Silence Is Golden. Change Golden to Deadly.
Yes, nice one, Iceheart!
Excellent!
Very Fleming.

Or.... Silent But Deadly

[The Richmond Spy]

Here's mine.
"Time's precious weapon"

darthbond

Time's Precious Weapon

I could go for that one!

[Quartermaster007]

The Death of Dying Tomorrow
Death will Kill Murderers
Another Day, Another Death