Gimme room...
Moonraker represents a time in which the creative juices have completely dried up and the producers are coasting completely on auto-pilot. The movie is just formulaic and boring. The prevailing attitude is “Let’s throw in everything but the kitchen sink.” Forgetting once again that Bond movies are supposed to set trends and not follow other trends, the producers created a steaming pile almost as large as the one that buried Dr. No in the novel of the same name.
First the movie’s good points: The title song. Ah, Shirley Bassey singing a smooth as silk ballad. After the horrible songs of the three previous movies, it was good to get back to a more mature title tune.
Second: the scene in which Ms. Dufour is taken down by the Dobermans. Nice cinematography and actually chilling.
Third: the beautiful blonde that beckons Moore to Drax’s pyramid. Very alluring.
Of course the weakest part of the movie is its leading man. An actor who walks through the movie, poses no physical threat, has no chemistry with women and shamefully mugs for the camera has no business appearing in a James Bond movie.
Other folks have mentioned the asininity of the pre-title sequence, so I won’t kick that dead horse, except to ask what the hell is Jaws doing in that scene? He adds nothing. He’s the “kitchen sink” for the PTS. And what happened to the woman that Moore was romancing when the plane eventually crashed?
Moore’s initial meeting with M shows how the scene was just put in the movie because they needed the traditional briefing scene. When Moore walks through the door and asks “Moonraker, sir?” it’s a good indication that we are going to plod through the movie. No intrigue for Moore, just another routine assignment.
Lethargy continues as Moore meets Drax. A more boring confrontation I can not recall. Verbal sparring is nowhere to found and the conversation between the two is just tedious. At least in a bold creative touch, Drax has a silent Oriental right hand man. Where do they get these innovative ideas?
Moore’s interaction with his leady lady starts poorly. Holly Goodhead’s icy demeanor is met by Moore’s adolescent smirking and effeminate demeanor. I think she could have neutered the wimp without breaking a sweat. When Moore again meets Holly in Venice and exclaims “Dr. Goodhead!”, it’s more hammy acting, no at all representative of the cool masculinity the character is supposed to possess. Poor Lois Chiles is given a poorly written character – no pizzazz—and is forced to try to appear interested in the buffoon playing opposite here. Their poorly acted battle of the sexes is forced and never believable. I think Lois Chiles is very beautiful but her role was so bland that the poor woman never had a chance to shine. The scene in which she disables the radar jamming device is so bad. She drones on with no emotion at all.
The re-introduction of Jaws to the story was probably a good time to go out to the concession stand in the theater. By that time, the well of ideas had completely dried up and I was parched. Another example of the ridiculousness that the series embraced, made even worse by the return of a threat that had overstayed his welcome in the previous cartoon.
The action sequences
We all know about the lousy scene in Venice. The Bondola violates the basic rule that the audience is supposed to have been introduced to the gadgets before they are actually used. That Moore goes zipping around the canals and then sits in it as it becomes a hovercraft is pure trash. The entire scene also suffers from its comedic approach. Moore dispatches the unnamed henchman who rises out of a coffin during a funeral. When the guy dies and the coffin lid closes on him, the scene feels like part of an amusement park ride, not a Bond movie. Of course Moore closes the scene with more prissy mugging for the camera, as the fop rides the hovercraft through St. Mark’s Square.
I can’t say too much about Moore’s final encounter with Chang. I haven’t seen it for years and I don’t remember too much about it—which is a good indication as to how bad it was.
I do however remember a lot about cable car encounter between the forces of good and evil. The entire scene was poorly orchestrated, Jaws’ leap from one car to another looked completely fake. And the fisticuffs with Moore and Holly lacked any kind of suspense. And why would they dump Jaws into the cable car, instead of throwing him over the side? I thought someone had a license to kill, not a license to appear in live action Looney Toon cartoons.
By the time the epic space battle begins, there is little anticipation for any cinematic satisfaction left, except maybe for the realization that our suffering will soon be over. The cliché of the final battle had become so stale by this point, that it was completely without any excitement. Another example of how the movies had become a cookie cutter experience. Let’s just be sure to include each little piece and hope that the big picture comes out OK.
And let’s not forget the tense scene after the epic battle in which has to shoot down one last remaining globe. Oops, the firing system isn’t working properly. Use the force, Roger,
Moonraker was ballyhooed by Broccoli as “not science fiction, but science fact.” I am still waiting to see an actual laser gun such as those used in this movie. The simple fact is the producers capitulated to the current trends and produced a second rate science fiction adventure. Let’s face it: if this were a no name entry in the genre, it would have been completely dismissed. Unfortunately, Broccoli and company sold out the entire audience for the sake of making a piece of crap. It made millions, but it lowered the standards for the series. There had been earlier missteps (YOLT and DAF spring to mind), but Moonraker took the franchise deeper into the toilet than any earlier movie.
There are folks who refer to this movie as one of the “fun” Bonds. Sorry, but if I want comedy, I’ll see a real comedy. Turning the focus to lame, juvenile humor was a mistake. No matter how much money the movie earned. Bond movies are supposed to be exciting, innovative, and dare I say ADULT entertainment. Too bad the producers lost sight of their original vision. But they made their money. Another common fallacy is that the movie reflected the sprit of the times. I think that’s another cop out. What movies of the same period were recognized for their quality? Generally, it’s the serious dramas that win Academy Awards. They may not be the huge money makers, but the effort is there to produce a quality movie on the terms of the producers’ intent.
Moonraker is best forgotten as any kind of movie.
Edited by RJJB, 12 July 2008 - 12:30 PM.