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[The Mole]

Hi, everyone!

I am making an animated series based on the excapades of 007, with a difference.

Jimbo Blonde is 008.3, the most incompetent spy in history. He works in a shoddy Government-owned warehouse, codenamed MI-9. He works with various women on his assignments, such as Runny Hyder and Tilvia Stench.
At MI-9, , Jimbo's boss, runs the show, while Poo (version of Q) provides the gadgets which often save Blonde's life (and almost end [censored]'s).
The main villain of the series is Ernest Stavros Glowbelt.

I need help on a few ideas on the series. Here are the titles of the movoies I will be making.

DR PO (Teletubbies' Po) (ALREADY COMPLETE)
FROM AMSTERDAM WITH DRUGS
COLDLEG
LIGHTNING BALLS
YOU ONLY DIE ONCE
ON HER MAJESTY'S POSTAL SERVICE
RUBIES ARE FOR HEATHER
DIE AND LET LIVE
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN EYE
THE SPY WHO DECIDED TO LEAVE ME AFTER A ONE NIGHT STAND
LEAF RAKER
FOR YOUR NOSE ONLY
QUADPUPPY
A ROOM WITH A VIEW TO A KILL
THE DEAD NIGHT LIGHTS
LICENCE TO DRIVE
LONDON EYE (Final battle takes place on London Eye)
YESTERDAY ALWAYS LIVES
THIS DINNER IS NOT ENOUGH
"BLONDE 20" (As yet unnamed)

Feel free to post up any ideas for plots, women, villains, locations, etc.

Thanks!

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[mrmoon]

Have you finalised the title 'For Your Ears Only'. If not you could use my proposed title for Austin Powers 3, 'For your thighs only'. There should be a pic in the fanart section.

[Dr. Tynan]

I like your titles (did you ever post at the Universal Exports website?).

[The Mole]

Never posted at Universal Exports.

The animation will be a cheap South park style, made entirely on recycled paper, with the additional use of Blu-Tack.

Some changes to the titles:
COLDFINGER (He's the man, the man with the cold finger. His finger is cold!)
THE SPY WHO LEFT ME AFTER A ONE NIGHT STAND
FOR YOUR EARS ONLY

Dr. Po and From Amsterdam With Drugs are already completed, and are currently in pre-production. The famous gunbarrel intro will still be there, along with my trademarks. :->

Details leak (Dr Po): Opening sequence of Dr Po will include a Frigate and a MIG.
George Lazenby will make a guest appearance (not official, of course).
Blonde Girls Runny Hyder and Tilvia Stench make apearances.
Car chase sequence involves a gadget loaded Ford Granada!

Details Leak (FAWD): Opening sequence will include a plane and a hidden parachute.
Drugs will feature.
Main villain will be called Blue Phil (EastEnders).
Final fight takes place in a train.

Coldfinger and You Only Die Once are being written currently - me and a friend are doing the project.

Expect videos availiable to buy mid 2002. May put two or three on one tape, the films will only be approx 15-20 minutes long.

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I need ideas for the Jimbo Blonde 008.3 films! Post in this topic with ideas for gadgets, villains, girls, cars, anything!
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[The Mole]

Good idea, Mr Moon!

BTW, I'll send Blue Eyes the Dr Po poster tomorrow to put up in the fanart spoof section. It's poorly made in Paint, but then again, so is the cartoon...