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The title for the first Young James Bond novel...
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, Apr 05 2004 10:06 PM
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 10:10 PM
Here's some likely choices: 
James Bond vs. Dr. Evil
James Bond vs. Puberty
Seriously though, really can't say, as all the good titles seem like they would be better for the normal Bond novels.
James Bond vs. Dr. Evil
James Bond vs. Puberty
Seriously though, really can't say, as all the good titles seem like they would be better for the normal Bond novels.
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:23 PM
It's unlikely that a great Ian Fleming-esk title will be the title of the new book. But I agree with you Qwerty that the title should have to do with puberty.
James Bond vs. Puberty?
James Bond 007... oh wait a minute. He doesn't have his double-00 number yet has he?
I don't know a title. The new series sounds uninspired to me. But I'll check it out.
James Bond vs. Puberty?
James Bond 007... oh wait a minute. He doesn't have his double-00 number yet has he?
I don't know a title. The new series sounds uninspired to me. But I'll check it out.
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:25 PM
It was a joke.It's unlikely that a great Ian Fleming-esk title will be the title of the new book. But I agree with you Qwerty that the title should have to do with puberty.
James Bond vs. Puberty?
I truly hope they come close to something Fleming-esque but I highly doubt they'll be able to.
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 12:07 AM
"How to destroy a respected literary figure/movie franchise in one easy step"
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 12:09 AM
"James Bond and the Goblet of Martinis"
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 12:25 AM
He's at Eton correct?
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 12:44 AM
"Puberty Isn't Forever"
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 12:47 AM
"James Bond and the Case of the Cooties"
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 03:57 AM
Boogerfinger or From England, with Acne.
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 04:14 AM
Games of Youth
The Education of a Double-Oh
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The Education of a Double-Oh
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 04:19 AM
James Bond Versus the Red Menace or James Bond and the Stormtroopers of Doom.
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 04:26 AM
Bond and the Mass Debates of Evil
Fawn in the Crossfire
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Fawn in the Crossfire
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 06:39 AM
James Bond and The Bubble Gum Mystery
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 07:31 AM
The Man with the Golden Gum
Icecreamer a.k.a. Ice Cream Your Name
Zero Minus Ten for Geography
High Tea to Kill
Top Trumps Royale
From Mother with Love
Quantum of Physics
100 lines, Mr Bond
The Spy who Fancied Me Sumfink Rotten
Unwise Tattoos are Forever
OHMSS - On Head Master's Secret Service
Thunder Wall Game (one for the Etonians amongst us)
Actually, on that last point... the Eton Wall Game (don't ask) - it's ripe for a Quidditching. Blinkin' flip, this exercise is looking ever more cynical the more one thinks about it.
There's something for the front page - "Eton Wall Game - the new Quidditch?"
Icecreamer a.k.a. Ice Cream Your Name
Zero Minus Ten for Geography
High Tea to Kill
Top Trumps Royale
From Mother with Love
Quantum of Physics
100 lines, Mr Bond
The Spy who Fancied Me Sumfink Rotten
Unwise Tattoos are Forever
OHMSS - On Head Master's Secret Service
Thunder Wall Game (one for the Etonians amongst us)
Actually, on that last point... the Eton Wall Game (don't ask) - it's ripe for a Quidditching. Blinkin' flip, this exercise is looking ever more cynical the more one thinks about it.
There's something for the front page - "Eton Wall Game - the new Quidditch?"
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 01:24 PM
Licence to Miss Sports Practice.
Etonpussy.
My Lunch Money Is Not Enough.
Troublemaker.
Detention Goes Forever.
Spin (the Bottle), Lose or Die
The Facts of Math.
Never Dream in Geography.
Brokenvase.
The Man With The Red Pen.
Professor No.
BlackEye.
The Girl in the Eighth Grade Who Had a Crush On Me.
Etonpussy.
My Lunch Money Is Not Enough.
Troublemaker.
Detention Goes Forever.
Spin (the Bottle), Lose or Die
The Facts of Math.
Never Dream in Geography.
Brokenvase.
The Man With The Red Pen.
Professor No.
BlackEye.
The Girl in the Eighth Grade Who Had a Crush On Me.
Edited by [dark], 06 April 2004 - 01:32 PM.
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 09:52 PM
'To Young to Spy'
'Bad Ideas Sometimes Happen'
'The Book That Simply Shouldn't Be'
'A Nightmare of the Soul'
'Leave Well Enough Alone'
'A Harmful Concept'
'Little Boys Seldom Make Convincing Heroes'
'Mistakes Like This Last Forever'
'Bad Ideas Sometimes Happen'
'The Book That Simply Shouldn't Be'
'A Nightmare of the Soul'
'Leave Well Enough Alone'
'A Harmful Concept'
'Little Boys Seldom Make Convincing Heroes'
'Mistakes Like This Last Forever'
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 10:00 PM
heres a title for when bond loses his virginity
"HELLO Ms. PUSSY GALORE"
"HELLO Ms. PUSSY GALORE"
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 10:03 PM
"Thunder Dodge Ball"
"You Only Repeat the Second Grade"
"Moonraker: Bond's trip to the Moon"
"License to Swear"
"Tommorow School Never Ends"
"A View in the Girl's Shower Room"
"You Only Repeat the Second Grade"
"Moonraker: Bond's trip to the Moon"
"License to Swear"
"Tommorow School Never Ends"
"A View in the Girl's Shower Room"
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 10:56 PM
Zero Minus Ten = Fun!
I'm Dobbing, Mr. Bond.
Beyond the Lice.
Tattertale.
Study Another Day.
Ewwwwwyousaidpussy.
The Man from the House on my Paper Route.
I'm Dobbing, Mr. Bond.
Beyond the Lice.
Tattertale.
Study Another Day.
Ewwwwwyousaidpussy.
The Man from the House on my Paper Route.
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 02:21 AM
Serious suggestion (Well, as serious as these things can be):
Death Is Wasted On The Young
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 11:05 AM
Along Came A Spyder
Humpy Dumpster
Little Boy Black And Blue
Eton The Run
Humpy Dumpster
Little Boy Black And Blue
Eton The Run
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 11:21 AM
REFLECTIONS ON MY GRANNIE'S BICYCLE
(painted battleship grey of course)
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 01:27 PM
Well give Charlie Higson's background with the Fast Show, you've got...
"You Ain't Seen Me......Right?"
"James Bond: A Little Bit Woooah, A Little Bit Waaayyy"
"Scorchio!"
"Black! Bllllaaaaaaaacckk!!!!!"
"Does my Walther PPK look big in this?"
...I'll get me coat...
"You Ain't Seen Me......Right?"
"James Bond: A Little Bit Woooah, A Little Bit Waaayyy"
"Scorchio!"
"Black! Bllllaaaaaaaacckk!!!!!"
"Does my Walther PPK look big in this?"
...I'll get me coat...
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 01:31 PM
The Last New James Bond Novel One Is Likely To Read For A Number Of Years
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Posted 09 April 2004 - 06:17 PM
How about "Fleming's Corpse: Bum-![[censored]](https://debrief.commanderbond.net/topic/15311-the-title-for-the-first-young-james-bond-novel/style_emoticons/default/censored.gif)
ed For Profit"?
or
McDonald's Royale
Maths Lessons Are Forever
The Spy Who Let Me Touch Her Tits Behind The Bike Sheds
The Man With The Golden Skateboard
You Only Wank Twice (a day)
ed For Profit"?or
McDonald's Royale
Maths Lessons Are Forever
The Spy Who Let Me Touch Her Tits Behind The Bike Sheds
The Man With The Golden Skateboard
You Only Wank Twice (a day)
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Posted 09 April 2004 - 07:18 PM
I thought that one too!"A View in the Girl's Shower Room"
The Girl with the Shortest Skirt
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The Facts of Geometry
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..... Hair is Forever
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The Shaver that Chaffed Me
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A "B" is Not Enough