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[M_Balje]

[Johnboy007]

Lady: what in the, Who are you?!!

[Agent 76]

Lady: "Oh my goodness , what was in the minds of Cuby and Harry?"

[Xenobia]

Woman: Thank God they put your name placard up! I thought you were Efrim Zimbalist Jr.

-- Xenobia

[Qwerty]

Lady: "Oh. You're that other fella!"

[Righty007]

Lady: Why isn't Sean Connery here? Sorry, I forgot, he still has a career.

[Athena007]

Lady thinking: "Who the hell is this guy?"

[Qwerty]

*Lady thinks* "They said James Bond was going to be here today, well, he's not!"

[Agent 76]

Lady: "what is this? Candid Camera?"

[Q-Zar]

Lady : "I thought the poster said "Roger Moore" ? Who the hell are you !"

[Kingdom Come]

Woman:
"How many pens do you need?"


Woman:
"Hey, buddy, look at my Cockatoo".


Woman:
"Is he your father, son?"

[homerjbond]

Written on the card:

"Best wishes, George Lazenby

...James Bond actor

...from On Her Majesty's Secret Service

...the one after You Only Live Twice

...I was the Bond between Sean Connery and Roger Moore

...my cat's breath smells like cat food...

[White Tuxedo]

While signing his 1,754th DVD.

"This never happened to the other fellows."

-----

*looks to cover of book*

"Bob Ross's Happy Trees!?"

Edited by White Tuxedo, 10 February 2004 - 04:20 AM.

[Brix Bond]

Oh Lord, it's Ruby. I didn't think it possible but she looks even worse than she did 30 years ago!

Edited by Brix_Bond_007, 10 February 2004 - 04:28 AM.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Lady (thinking): Hmm, wonder which one is George Whatzizname?

[freemo]

Written on the card:

"Bellagio Hotel,
Room 283,
How about it ?
- Georgie Boy"

[Bryce (003)]

GL - Turning photo over and continuing to write "and furthermore, Wanda here makes the best haggis I've ever had and is my best friend."

Wanda is holding a PPK off screen while she dictates to George.

*Wanda pays him off for the indignity with new set of Ping golf clubs.*

[Agent 76]

Lady: "Huhhh... Alien looks better than this fellow...hey mate! go to the beauty sallon!"

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Woman: Psst, hey you, do you know who this guy is?
Man: Uhm.....

or

Woman: Hey! Is this Lazenby guy the one who plays Paulie Walnuts on The Sopranos?

or

Lazenby: Listen sir, it's nice that you like me, but if you're going to re-enact the dinner table scene from OHMSS and grope my inside thigh, I'd prefer you to be a woman. Thanks.

[ChandlerBing]

"Sorry, I feel a slight stiffness coming in....due to my arthritis, no doubt!"

[J J]

GL: Go and get the brandy!

[Jimmy Blonde]

George Lazenby, to the man on his left: "I think it's amazing that more people are coming up to you for autographs. This is my first all day, and I've been here for seven and a half hours!"

or...

Lady, to GL: Hey, aren't you the guy who played James Bond?

GL, to Lady: That's right!

Lady, to GL: So, what happened to the Scottish accent?

And then it hits him.

GL, to Lady: It's gonna be another one of those days...

or...

GL: Wow, a middle aged lady that must have seen me on the screen in 1969! Hey, would you like my autograph?

Lady: Aren't you that janitor who whistles the theme to Goldfinger in that Bond film?

GL: No, I was James Bond. OHMSS? Ski-ing? "This never happened to the other fella"? Crying at the end? "All the time in the world"? How about this one <clears throat> "It's Blofeld!". Remember me now?

Lady: You were that stuntman at the start of that Roger Moore one, weren't you?

[IndyB007]

Oh Lord, it's Ruby. I didn't think it possible but she looks even worse than she did 30 years ago!

ROFL !!!!!!!
I Love It !!!!

[M_Balje]

And the Winner is: Jimmy Blonde with:

Lady, to GL: Hey, aren't you the guy who played James Bond?

GL, to Lady: That's right!

Lady, to GL: So, what happened to the Scottish accent?

And then it hits him.

GL, to Lady: It's gonna be another one of those days...

[Agent 76]

they are funny...Congratulations!