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[Mister Asterix]

Why did ChandlerBing cross the road?

I don

[Mister Asterix]

Why did Dave cross the road?

To reformat the CSS component of the auto-HTML regenerator to add a gradient in the outline of the Show Printable Version page in the CBn Suggestions forum.

[Bondian]

What did Bondian say when he crossed the road?.

"all the best, cheer's".

All the best,

Cheers,


Ian

[Bondian]

Why did the 'hedgehog' cross the road?.

To see his 'flat' mate.


Cheers,

Ian

[Dr Niles Crane]

That was awful!

That poor little hedgehog - snuffed out in the prime of it's life - dead - flattened by a twenty wheeled semi trailer on route to Bristol from Bournemouth.

It's last little thought in it's little hedgehog brain - "Hey I am nearly across. I rock. I am the king of the hedgehogs.

I am the king of the ........ squish"

You hedgehog murdering twinkie!

Hang your head in shame. James would be very cross as I am sure he likes small fury woodland animals.

Snigger snigger

[Bondian]

Hi Dr Niles,

I know that James owned a ferret named Arthur once but I'm not too sure.

Bondian dodge's revenge roadraged Hedgehog in Robin Reliant!.

Cheers Dr Niles,


Ian

[Genrewriter]

Why did Bondian cross the road?

There was a swallow carrying a cocoanut and he wanted to get a picture.

[Bondian]

Hi Genre,

LOL good one my fine Friend.

Why did Bondian cross the road?.

Because he wanted to buy Genrewriter a pint.


Cheers,

Ian

[Genrewriter]

Hi, Bondian.

Why did Genrewriter and Bondian cross the road quickly?

They wanted to see if they could outrun the Spanish Inquisition.

[Bondian]

ROTFL

LOL Genre good old Python.

Why did Genrewriter Bondian and the Spanish Inquisition cross road?.

To escape the 'hell's granny's.


Cheers,

Ian

[Dr Niles Crane]

Ha ha!

You are wrong, wrong wrong and totally wrong. That whole crossing the road thing to escape the Spanish Inqusition just does not work.

Why?





Because...



NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Mister Asterix
Why did Xenobia cross the road?

To become President, Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Chickens
Editor, the Chicken/Hen Community
Den Mother to the Chicks of Commanderbond.net

Mister Asterix, that was fowl.

No seriously, it was funny, I just don't like to egg you on.

I like how you came home to roost, er, added to the forums.

I think I will stop now.

-- Xenobia

[Mister Asterix]

Why did John Gardner Triple-Cross the road?

(That one actually doesn

[Xenobia]

Why did the pacifist cross the road?

Because they didn't want to punch the line.

-- Xenobia

[Kingdom Come]

Why did the CBn member cross the road? Because he/she thoguht he saw a black screen with amber lettering on it and was drawn towards it.

[Q-Zar]

Okay, I don't know any of you well, so I'll talk about myself (no one's better anyway)

Why did Q-Zar cross the road ?
- To slap Madonna and Halle Berry in the head...and because they said there was free beer.

[Icephoenix]

Why did Ramyond Benson cross the road?

He needed the reasearch.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Why did ZenCat cross the road?

To wipe the remains of Blofeld's Cat off the Highway.

One life down, eight to go.

Why did I cross the road in the first place?

Curiosity.

[Johnboy007]

Why did Bond111 cross the road?

Qwerty and Johnboy were making fun of him.

[Xenia's Ferrari]

why did Xenia's Ferrari cross the road?

she didn't. she is supposed to be in the road, she is a car.

Edited by Xenia's Ferrari, 22 February 2004 - 04:08 AM.

[Blofeld's Cat]

why did Xenia's Ferrari cross the road?

She wanted to cut off Bond in his Aston Martin.

[Xenia's Ferrari]

i like the way you think blofeld's cat.

[Bond111]

Why did Bond111 cross the road?

Qwerty and Johnboy were making fun of him.

Why did Qwerty and Johnboy cross the road?

They were running away from bond111's fist.

[Icephoenix]

Why did Tim cross the road?

Oh, who cares, shut up Tim!

[Qwerty]

Poor Bond111, you must be confused again. Poor little fellow you are.