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[Xenobia]

Mr Clue...get one. It takes more than 14 months in the DMZ Holiday Inn to break a man.

And M...thank you for taking my report seriously. We simply can't have two drunkards running around at a time like this.

-- Xenobia

[Xenobia]

*Just as Xenobia finishes speaking, she hits the "send email" on her palm pilot up her sleeve*

Spoiler

003 and 004
Keep your shirts on and when this is over go to the pub round the corner. Tanner's waiting with your orders.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce turns to leave office*

May I add one little detail?

[DLibrasnow]

I barely touched that vodka martini...

Oh you weren't referring to me **smiles sheepishly**

DLibrasnow
001

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*Bryce turns to leave office*

May I add one little detail?

If you must.

Brace yourselves....this should be good.

-- Xen

[Icephoenix]

ok, 0012 here is getting very, very nervous. *cowers into a ball in the corner, crying*

[killkenny kid]

Drunkards?.... And no one call me to partake.

[Mr. Clue]

CLUE:

DLibrasnow (001) finds Bond's gunmetal cigarette case. The cover has been scratched with the Russian letter for 'sch', first part of 'Spionam.'

The Russian word for 'spy.'

[BondNumber7]

Originally posted by Blofeld's Cat
YOU ALL WILL DIE VIOLENT NASTY DEATHS

[fakesig][/fakesig]

Are we running out of ideas for threads?
Are we desperate to create a thread that will be long remembered?
Does the cat have one more life to lose?

[Xenobia]

Trust me, you don't want to go to the places 003 and 004 go.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

Why is 'Five in on this?....Not that I care after almost 20 years or anything....

*Bryce moves towards M. Grabs bourbon off cart and pours it out on the floor. Selects Scotch bottle and then heads for door*

I don't need to be "escorted". I wouldn't think it would be healthy for any of the staff.

[Xenobia]

*Xen turns to the room*

And that is why my friends colleagues 003 and 004 belong in a cage and not in these halls.

Now with that little display over, can we get down to business?

I believe our man in NYC has a lead on who these villians might be.

-- Xenobia

[Xenobia]

And while you are on holiday 003, might I suggest learning how to type. That skill might come in handy.

-- Xenobia

[Mr. Clue]

CLUE:

Xenobia (002) and Bryce (003) stumble across a used condom in the bin

[Xenobia]

Well, Mr. Clue...that's quite the stumble...how does one find such a thing in the rubbish bin?

-- Xen

[Mister Asterix]

Yeah, what were Bryce and Xen doing with that condom in the bin anyway?

[killkenny kid]

Maybe, this is were Mr. Clue meets his high friends in low places.

[Xenobia]

GOOD ONE KK!

-- Xenobia

[Blue Eyes]

Seems to me that the 00's are doing a lot of walking and talking in between all those damn *'s. They look around a lot. But here someone is having a go at them, yet they don't seem to be doing all that much do they? Quite strange.

[Mister Asterix]

HEY! Leave my name out of it!

[Xenobia]

The best spies are the ones that do their jobs unnoticed. Never forget that.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

Two 00's stripped of their numbers? A possible conspiracy? A mystery informant? Sounds like somebody special needs to be brought in.

*M appears and calls G into her office.*

[Mr. Clue]

CLUE:

M summons Xenobia (002) to her Vauxhall Cross office

[Xenobia]

M: Did 003 and 004 receive the email?

X: I expect so ma'am. That would explain the show Bryce put on.

M: Get them here. Now!

X: Yes ma'am.

M: With 007 unaccounted for, You must find him at all cost. Forget 003. Forget 004. Find Bond. And Find that Cat. They must be found....

X: They will...

M: At all costs. If the other Double-Os are to remain alive.

X: Like I said, they'll stay alive.

M: I am glad we understand each other. Dissmissed.

*Xenobia leaves*

-- Xenobia

EDIT: This post has been re-edited by Mr. Clue

[Genrewriter]

*G enters M's office.*

M: I've assigned 002 to keep an eye on 003 and 004. You'll need to do something special.

G: You asking me to be an agent again?

M: I want you to get to the heart of the organization responsible for today's atrocity. You will report to 002 and only to her.

G: Anything else?

M: You'll be needing this.

*M reaches into her desk and pulls out a file. She opens it and takes out a card.*

M: Sign it.

*G takes out his pen and signs the card, placing it in his pocket.*

M: Welcome back into the fold, 008.

[Genrewriter]

Well, it does make for better drama.

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Icephoenix
ok, 009 here is getting very, very nervous. *cowers into a ball in the corner, crying*

*grabs Icephoenix*

Joyce: Now listen here... Apparently, one of us isn't telling the truth... and it's not me. I AM 009.

*Icephoenix starts crying even louder*

Joyce: Oh well.

*Leaves room and closes door behind her*

[Icephoenix]

*Icephoenix picks himself up, grabs a silver briefcase, smashes the window near by and jumps out...alarm bells ring as he realizes he forgot to tie himself to something*

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*splat*

*picks himself up again just in time to catch joyce exiting the building*

JOYCE: YOU!

ICE: Now, Now Listen! It was all a mistake see! It was part of my cover...yes! Cover, hehehe...

Icephoenix pulls off a latex mask to show....! Exaclty the same face.

ICE: It is me, 0012!

*Icephoenix starts dancing Riverdance with a creepy grin on his face*

ICE: (Irish Accent) To be sure, To be sure, To be sure!

[Joyce Carrington]

*frowns*

If you say so...

*quickly leaves*

[Icephoenix]

*continues dancing*