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[The Girl With The Golden Gun]

i'm sure there was one of these doing the rounds on the internet a while back. you had to put in your name, the name of an animal and your favourite cheese (for the bond girl's name, i seem to remember??) and it came up with a plot and the villain's name. does anyone remember this? i'm sure i didn't imagine it!

i've found a Bondgirl name generator, i won't tell you what mine is (it's disgusting, really u don't want to know!!) , but ideally thats not what i want. please help me!!!

[Peter]

I remember that. I actually used Halle Berry as the girl (this was either 97 or 99) Anyway, her name was Tika Camembert--the first name was a name of a pet, and the second the name of a fruit or a cheese.

It was on a real general sight, like EW.com or something like that. It's so long ago I don't remember, sorry.

[Dr Niles Crane]

They used to have those plot type generation things in Mad magazines... as I remember... sort of... something like...


James is ordered to infiltrate...

A: The lair of an evil guy hell bent on world domination
B: The Montego Outlet Mall branch of Taco Bell
C: Saddam's chemical weapons plant
D: A pot plant

While there he...

A: Really pisses off the North Koreans and gets imprisoned and horribly tortured for 14 months
B: Has a lovely taco with extra cheese and some spicy salsa
C: Discovers some chemical weapons warheads gathering dust in a corner of an old factory
D:Waters it

But then he

A: Has sex with a lovely female spy
B: Has sex with a lovely female spy in Taco Bell
C: Has sex with a lovely female spy in a chemical weapons plant
D: Has a rather nasty headache and goes home and takes a couple of asprin

But trouble arises when...

A: He has to pull out unexpectedly
B: He has to pull out of the UN non proliferation treaty unexpectedly to shore up the North Korean's position in the international situation and perhaps garner some much needed aid while telling the Americans and the International Atomic Energy Agency to go screw themselves back to the days when of domestic soverignty of nations was king
C: He has to hide the chemical weapons from the UN inspectors cos it could get him in lots of trouble and make Koffee mad at him
D:The pot plant unexpectedly gets root rot and dies

But fortunately James

A: Has a miraculous ability not to get shot and die even when thirty guys with sub machine guns are shooting at him at point blank range, and saves the day.
B: Kills the evil bad guy in some bizarre and ingenious way involving a length of string, a tic tac and a pair of size nine ladies lavender slacks.
C: Proves that the Iraqis were not in fact hording chemical weapons, that it was all a plot by the Republicans to get a guaranteed supply of cheap oil, and ushers in a new era of peace heralded by the electric car.
D: Has a green thumb

That sort of thing..?

(I would like it known that non of the ideas expressed above are my own, in fact I have never been known to actually have an idea yet... but I will welcome the experience when it comes)

And for the record my pørn name is Mogile Dominion

But that's Dr Mogile Dominion to you

[General Koskov]

I love those MAD newspaper story generators. I don't think there was one for Bond, though (I've got the MAD CD set). Perhaps they'll do it someday (along with parodies of Octopussy-DAD).

[Dr Niles Crane]

Thankyou Georgi

You just reminded me to keep an eye out to see if they do do a DAD take off. I only used to read it for the articles ... er movie spoofs. I loved the "Goldeneye politically correct James Bond" where he lecturing the henchpeople about their exploitation. I think I must be remembering the one where they did a TV plot generator, I beieve it was about the A Team/Mash era?

[Felix_Leiter]

Couldn't find the plot generator, but check this out.

http://www.kmoser.com/jamesbond/

It's Crazy!!!

[Mr. E]

That site is hilarious
Especially i like sean lazenby

[The Girl With The Golden Gun]

i came across that site when i did a search for a plot generator, and in a moment of weakness as v tempted to use one of those titles - they are so far out, they could almost be bond!!

[Truman-Lodge]

The Man With The Golden Pussy
The Spy Who Killed Me Another Day
Gunpussy
Tomorrow Never Says Never Live Another Daylights

Interesting generator.

[The Girl With The Golden Gun]

ooer! and it was thought that "the spy who sh*gged me" was lewd