Ones I'm looking forward to :
-Daniel Craig, Sean Penn, and Viggo Mortensen in RUGGED INTENSE MEN
-Sam Worthington in WHO AM I AND HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?
-Christian Bale in GLOWERING INTENSELY
-Ridley Scott's SOME TWO AND A HALF HOUR BOLLOCKS WITH RUSSELL CROWE IN IT
-Denzel Washington in THIS YEAR'S DENZEL WASHINGTON ACTION MOVIE
-GENERIC HORROR REMAKE NO. #39
-Sam Worthington in YEP I'M INEXPLICABLY IN ANOTHER HUGE MOVIE
-The Coen Brothers' INCOMPREHENSIBLE RUBBISH THAT PEOPLE WILL PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND SO THEY DON'T FEEL LEFT OUT
-Ryan Reynolds in YES I'M A STAR, DAMMIT, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY HITS
-Pierce Brosnan in REMEMBER ME?
(Seriously, this is the actual title of a Pierce Brosnan movie due out in 2010. Irony alert).
-Robert DeNiro in DOES ANYONE CARE ANYMORE?
-Sam Worthington in OH FOR

'S SAKE NOT HIM AGAIN
-Adam Sandler in EHH, IT'S SANDLER. YOU KNOW IF IT'S YOUR KIND OF THING OR NOT.
-Samuel L. Jackson in 23 MOVIES THIS YEAR, AND IT AIN'T EVEN SEPTEMBER YET.
-Clive Owen in SOMETHING YOU WON'T SEE
-Jason Statham in SOMETHING YOU'LL EVENTUALLY SEE ON LATE NIGHT CABLE
-Seth Rogen in HOW LONG CAN I GET AWAY WITH THIS BEFORE PEOPLE REALIZE I'M ACTUALLY KINDA CRAP?
-Eddie Murphy in CRAP TO TAKE YOUR KIDS TO
-FAILED ATTEMPT BY A COMEDIAN TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, IT"S PROBABLY WILL FERRELL'S TURN, ISN'T IT?
-Jennifer Aniston in THREE GENERIC RUBBISH ROMANTIC COMEDIES, ONE OF THEM PROBABLY HAS MARK RUFFALO IN IT.
-REMAKE : THE REMAKE, PART II
-Bruce Willis, John Travolta, and Nicolas Cage in OUR CAREERS CANNOT BE KILLED
-Steve Coogan and Rickey Gervais in WHY WON'T YOU LIKE US, AMERICA?
-and maybe Tron Legacy, I dunno.