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[Judo chop]

It

[ACE]

Baby, baby, darlin' you're the best.

[00Twelve]

A production still from the ill-fated 1991 version of Bond 17, featuring Timothy Dalton as 007, and Donald Pleasance, making his trimphant return as Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

[HH007]

Timothy Dalton approaches random attractive woman on street

Dalton: Hey, how are you doing? That's a cute baby. Not as cute as you though. You know what a MILF is? (Laughs) Anyway, my name's Dalton, Tim Dalton...(Silence from woman)You know, the actor? I played James Bond and that other movie you might have... the one about the hero on the rocket... no...? Nothing...? Anway, where are you going? You look a bit tense, can I buy you drink? How about a lollipop for the baby.

Woman: Get away from me you psycho.

Dalton: Please! You like your baby? I can make you another!

Woman keeps walking. Tim stops in his tracks, dejected.

Edited by HH007, 27 November 2007 - 04:52 PM.

[echomusic]

And all he could think about as looked down at the child was how tangy to make the BBQ sauce.

[MissDalton99]

(Arriving at the Broccolis' house for a visit...)

"Why do you want me to look so depressed?"

"Because, darling, I don't want Barbara to see how attractive you really are. Then she'll cast you as the next Bond girl in Bond 22 and you'll have to make out with that git Daniel Craig. I'll be very upset."

[Judo chop]

Just fishing for a few more bites.

[Mister Asterix]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Blofeld!’

[Daddy Bond]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='799250' date='27 November 2007 - 10:18']It

[Bondian]

Dalton. "I don't remember having this child".

Mrs. Dalton "You were not there".

[Bond Bombshell]

A bad day at the mall -

"Stop squirming Junior. When Santa asked you to pull his cracker, how was I supposed to know?"

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Hang on Lady, I'm talking to your child.
So waddaya think Kiddo, AM I the best Bond or what!?"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Mmmmm... he kinda looks like a baby. Hey, come here! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! Get in my belly!"

[Judo chop]

For two unique and entertaining takes on the mini-Blofeld theme, honorary mention goes to 00Twelve and Mr. Asterisk with:

[quote name='00Twelve' post='799260' date='27 November 2007 - 10:41']A production still from the ill-fated 1991 version of Bond 17, featuring Timothy Dalton as 007, and Donald Pleasance, making his trimphant return as Ernst Stavro Blofeld.[/quote]

and

[quote name='Mister Asterix' post='801176' date='30 November 2007 - 16:01']. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [mra][size=4]

[ACE]

Er, thanks Judo chop. The wiretaps worked.
Very surprised to have won this.
Dalton is my favourite Bond but I didn't realize I needed baby Alexander and Oksana to help me win.

OK, onwards to the next competition...