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[Loomis]

Cheers to Bondian for this great honour in being able to launch the '07 Roger Moore caption contest #5. Right, enough sickmaking Oscarsish backslapping - time is money, and laughter doesn't grow on trees.

I'm blowed if I can see anything funny about the following pic. PROVE ME WRONG!!!!!!!! Winner to be revealed next Friday. Hit me!

[spynovelfan]

Roger Moore takes a break from filming 'Nick Faldo: The Golden Years'

[Loomis]

Yes, that is a gust of waterfront breeze making its way into my pocket, but of course I'm also pleased to see you.

[spynovelfan]

'I just love these belt-and-trouser combinations. This pair's from the Gstaad branch of C&A, actually.'

[james st.john smythe]

the roger moore sumo suit! it will be in the shops for christmas

[dinovelvet]

Hello, I'm actor Roger Moore, and I've bedded many beautiful women over the years. And not just on screen either, ho ho. But in all seriousness, I'm here today to address a common problem for men our age. Don't be afraid to say it - erectile dysfunction. Did you know that just one pill can last for up to four hours? Try it today. Vıagra, for men. By the way, rogaine and hair dye work wonders, too.

[Royal Dalton]

Filming begins on 'The Robert Maxwell Story'.

[Bond Bombshell]

"Why am I laughing? Well, an hour ago the wife went out for a paddle, but I forgot to tell her that the tide comes in really quickly here."

Edited by Bond Bombshell, 21 September 2007 - 11:12 PM.

[Santa]

Sorry, no caption here, I just would like to say how shocked I am by how rough Rog looks there! Bloody awful. It really upsets me.

[Kilroy6644]

Former Bond actor Roger Moore auditions for the role of The Joker in The Dark Knight.

Edited by Kilroy6644, 21 September 2007 - 11:32 PM.

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[ACE]

"Old Bond Syndrome aka ADES*: affliction affecting ex-Eon 007 actors. When posing for photographs, they immediately take the relaxed, stud-can't-help-it pose. Note the lack of Walther gunnage...."
Extract: Greys Medical Symptoms, 2005, 6th Edition


* Albert's Dumped Eon Spy

[Professor Dent]

Feeling the after effects of dining at an all you can eat Mexican buffet, Roger says to the cameraman: "Come a little closer & get a whiff of this one."

[00Twelve]

Copyright 1982

[Bondian]

BBC Reporter to Roger Moore's shadow "Excuse me Mr Moore's shadow. Do you feel like your former self?"

Roger Moore's shadow "I dunno. Why not ask the old geezer in front of me".



or

BBC Reporter to Roger Moore "I see the tide is higher than usual. Bladder problems, dear boy?"

Roger Moore "Yes, and it's usually worse when I'm on the piste".

[Judo chop]

Roger Moore thought he

[Skudor]

Do you want me to undo another button?

[David_M]

"Remember? She used to cross her arms like this, and then she'd nod her head and magic stuff happened? Yes, Barbara Eden, that's the one. Did her."

[Loomis]

Well, even though the sun isn't quite over the yardarm yet here in the UK, I think I'll declare a winner. And it's:

"Why am I laughing? Well, an hour ago the wife went out for a paddle, but I forgot to tell her that the tide comes in really quickly here."

Deliciously dark, laugh-out-loud stuff. Congratulations to Bond Bombshell, whom I invite to launch the '07 Roger Moore caption contest #6.

[Bond Bombshell]

Invitation gratefully accepted and thank you very much. It's nice to have the sort of humour appreciated here that last week got me thrown out of the vicar's cheese and wine evening. I will now look for a humorous pic of Sir Rog. Is there any other kind?