She said that when she broke up with a guy once, she was really angry with him because he had cheated on her. As revenge, she packed her bags and left him. However, before she left, she got his favourite cereal (cornflakes) out, put some in a bowl, added milk. She then squatted over the bowl, and left a steaming turd on the cornflakes!!!!

She then put the bowl on the kitchen table with a spoon next to it!! Then she left the guy's place forever!
LOL!!!!